“@TeslaJedi @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Drug naming conventions are so ridiculous! Does someone just literally have a random syllable generator!?”
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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“RT @teslaownersSV: "Elon Musk hired DOGE wizards—like the guy who used AI to read the burnt scroll from Pompeii. These are exactly the kind…”
“@teslaownersSV US births have been below replacement for ~55 years”
“@garycruz @truth_tesla @zshahan3 @garyblack00 @WholeMarsBlog @SawyerMerritt Yup, 2nd UAW president in a row. Unlikely to be the last.”
“Have to focus on tonight's @SpaceX launch. Will post Tesla (master) product plan afterwards.”
“@SawyerMerritt Important to note that Tesla is NOT unscathed here. The tariff impact on Tesla is still significant.”
“@teslaownersSV Later this year, if fate smiles upon SpaceX, the ship will be caught by the tower, just like the booster”
“@TeslaSynopsis Literally watching that rn”
“@Teslarati Making progress”
“@Teslarati Wow”
“@iliketeslas Yup”
“@dflieb @Tesla Yes”
“@thirionremi @Tesla Thanks, good idea!”
“@MrRobCapewell @Tesla @Apple @ValueAnalyst1 Yeah, feels like something is messed up with Apple news app. Almost only ever shows negative news. Nickname is “the hate stream” 🤣”
“@Filasophical @TeslaHistorian The fun police made us do it (sigh)”
“@teslaownersSV Kids love Cybertruck”
“RT @Tesla: First @robotaxi experiences in thread below”
“@HenryFordNews @Tesla 👍”
“@GerberKawasaki @Tesla @joerogan …”
“RT @Tesla: Every day, we're working towards making sure everyone can get any good or service they want without sacrificing our resources.…”
“We just got banned in West Virginia. Oh no. http://t.co/gNztPDNtVT http://www.mercurynews.com/60-second-business-break/ci_27844803/biz-break-tesla-gives-carmaker-tradition-sales-banned”
“@teslaownersSV !”
“@teslaownersSV All too true”
“Model X Bioweapon Defense Mode definitely filters viruses btw, even the small ones. Has hospital operating room level filtering.”
“@teslaownersSV Phew”
“@teslaownersSV @slashdot Will add it to the list”
“@teslaownersSV Sure”
“Tesla Model S loses 28% after 50k miles, a Mercedes S-Class will lose 38%, a BMW 7-series will lose 40%, and an Audi A8 will lose 41%.”
“@TSLAshareholder Pretty funny, but actually I didn’t respond at all 😂”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @Teslarati @ResidentSponge @neuralink Yes”
“@OwenSparks_ @TeslaNY Actually true haha”
“@teslaownersSV 💯”
“@Teslaconomics It will work out well”
“RT @teslaownersSV: ELON MUSK: "If the federal government was a public company, it would be de listed immediately. It would fail it's audit…”
“@teslaownersSV Was using this in my car last night”
“@thetechbrother This is not accurate. Tesla would be second highest and X/xAI would be third if measured correctly.”
“@WallStreetSilv @SawyerMerritt No, Daimler’s $50M investment in May 2009 was the crucial money that saved Tesla. We would have bounced payroll one month later.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Starship will make us multi planetary https://t.co/lFxQuHLWjV”
“@ICannot_Enough @andrewmackenzie Ford has 4 CEOs in 5 years & nobody blinks, but Tesla loses 1 intern & it’s front page news. I tell ya (shakes fist at sky) …”
“@ElectrekCo @FredericLambert Looks like this can be fixed with a firmware update. Will be rolling that out in a few days. With further refinement, we can improve braking distance beyond initial specs. Tesla won’t stop until Model 3 has better braking than any remotely comparable car.”
“@MatthewDR @Tesla Don’t mess with Tesla!”
“@Kristennetten @StianWalgermo @Tesla @ARKInvest @WholeMarsBlog @alex_avoigt @Teslarati @TeslaPodcast @mortenlund89 I was in the Berlin paint shop talking to the team on my last visit. It’s gonna be great! But bear in mind that it takes about a year for a new factory to reach volume production. Production is super hard work, which is why I have great respect for those who do it.”
“@Teslarati Only cars made in China are eligible for these subsidies. Tesla has never had access to them.”
“@JPUConn @WSJ SEC forgot to read Tesla earnings transcript, which clearly states 350k to 500k. How embarrassing … 🤗”
“@TeslaBoomerMama Bug”
“@ajtourville @Tesla Nice”
“RT @WadeMiller: I bought a Tesla. Never thought I’d get an electric vehicle, but took a ride in a buddy’s Tesla and changed my mind. I’ve…”
“@chazman @cybertruck Cybertruck is necessarily lowest priority for FSD, as there only a few hundred Cybertruck in the field compared to ~5 million other Teslas”
“@SamTalksTesla Maybe we used too many magenta spotlights”
“@alistairmilne But we probably won’t try for best lap time this week, as we need to review & tune Model S thoroughly for safety on Nürburgring, especially Flugplatz section”
