The tweet archive.

“Tesla Optimus learning Kung Fu https://t.co/ziEuiiKWn7”

“Optimus will be amazing”

“While others partied, Cybertruck studied the blade”

“Cybertruck in Wyoming Winter https://t.co/s02ZAwlNGF”

“Appears likely to be an act of terrorism. Both this Cybertruck and the F-150 suicide bomb in New Orleans were rented from Turo. Perhaps they are linked in some way.”

“Just did a walkthrough of the Tesla supercompute cluster at Giga Texas (aka Cortex). This will be ~100k H100/H200 with massive storage for video training of FSD & Optimus. Great work by the Tesla team!”

“Optimus will bring the food to your car next year https://t.co/opPGjOe7t1”

“True [@WholeMarsBlog] The follow up act to the Tesla Model Y”

“💯 [@amuse] TERROR: Police claim terrorist is a victim of Democrat incitement. They were inspired to attack a Tesla because of Democrat leaders.”

“Stainless Steel [@cybertruck] Triple stainless”

“🤗 https://t.co/KOttIfPG0S [@Tim_Walz] If you need a little boost during the day, check out Tesla stock 📉”

“Thank goodness, the wisdom of the people has prevailed! I am deeply appreciative of the jury’s unanimous finding of innocence in the Tesla 420 take-private case.”

“Cybertruck crushes Lambo [@tesla_archive] 🚨 TESLA CYBERTRUCK vs LAMBORGHINI AVENTADOR: DRAG RACE $TSLA”

“Judge Dredd would drive a Cybertruck”

“Tesla AI self-driving will be >10X safer than human driving [@Tesla] Instead of simply braking after the fact, FSD is able to anticipate intent before a pedestrian even steps into the road”

“TSLA up $69 to ~$420 as foretold in the prophecy https://t.co/6uZfOIMPyO”

“Exactly [@Tesla] Car-shaped robots”

“Tesla self-driving is getting extremely good”

“Feeling Optimustic about the future! https://t.co/OBuXmTFe0c”

“Just left the @Tesla design studio. Most epic demo ever by end of year. Ever.”

“@teslaownersSV Block is going to be deleted as a “feature”, except for DMs”

“It is because you are the media now. Legacy media is too slow & too biased. [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: #1 app in 🇺🇸 for news. )”

“Tesla AI teams [@philduan] Hi there!”

“Several little Easter eggs in Cybertruck”

“Tesla Superchargers almost everywhere”

“Cybertruck is quicker than a Porsche 911, more powerful than a Ford Raptor [@wmorrill3] Cybertruck replacing Raptor + Porsche”

“The Cybertruck rear bench has three sets of isofix attachments and is wide enough to fit three child seats or three adults”

““Tesla is far ahead in self-driving cars” – Jensen Huang https://t.co/wynHNIcf7n”

“The dirty tricks campaign against me & my companies happened exactly as predicted [@TheRabbitHole84] We have reached the "vandalize Teslas" part of the dirty tricks campaign”

“What the Tesla Giga Nevada factory will look like when finished. https://t.co/0O5U8jRerQ”

“🤣🤣 [@EvasTeslaSPlaid] Never leaving this app! 🤣”

“Tesla product unveil in less than an hour”

“Cybertruck is apocalypse-level safe [@Tesla] Cybertruck earns 5-Star Overall Safety Rating from NHTSA)”

“Tesla Cybertruck, the finest in apocalypse defense technology!”

“Tesla will be #1 in more states over time [@Civixplorer] 🚘 Best-selling vehicle in each US state (2025): AL: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series AK: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series AZ: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series AR: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series CA: 🇺🇸 Tesla Model Y CO: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series CT: 🇯🇵 Toyota RAV4 DC: 🇯🇵 Toyota RAV4 DE: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series FL: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series GA: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series HI:”

“This is super messed up [@EndWokeness] "Wow, you guys like domestic terror" The Daily Show's audience applauds the domestic terror incidents against Tesla, disturbing even the liberal host…”

“At Tesla Giga Shanghai NSFW!! https://t.co/1yrPyzJQGZ”

“Cybertruck is so awesome 😎 https://t.co/5r99xq5m6V”

“It will change the look of the roads [@Tesla] Robotaxi details”

“🔥😂 [@AutismCapital] This kind of slaps. Not sure if they wanted it to be a banger but it makes Tesla look even cooler 😂”

“146k Cybertruck orders so far, with 42% choosing dual, 41% tri & 17% single motor”

“Tesla + Twitter -> Twizzler”

“Tesla Cybertruck beats a 911 while towing a 911, which mean it can carry a 911 faster down a 1/4 mile than the Porsche can travel by itself … [@cybertruck] Beating a 911 while towing a 911”

“Cool [@joerogan] I had my Tesla model S drive me home the other day with FSD, and it’s fucking wild. Changes lanes to avoid slow traffic, stops at red lights and stop signs, hits the blinkers and turns for you. It’s bananas.”

“Optimus Primed https://t.co/DMIPaIYevN”

“Try Tesla self-driving! [@Tesla] Just squeezing through”

“Cool [@natfriedman] Just bought my fifth sequential Tesla. I keep trying other cars with an open mind but Tesla is just better.)”

“Cybertruck prototype in New York this weekend”

“FSD 14.3 is in Tesla employee beta now and will probably go to wide release end of week”

“This is still very far from our final form [@Tesla_Optimus] Was just getting warmed up”