“@cb_doge @Tesla Optimus will be sickkk”
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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@cb_doge @Tesla 👀”
“@WholeMarsBlog Would be cool to make a game using Tesla Sim that’s literally your city & neighborhood, down to skid marks on road & then inject fantasy/sci-fi elements”
“@WholeMarsBlog Smoothing out crazy end of quarter delivery wave to reduce expedite costs & relieve stress on Tesla team. Aiming for steadier deliveries intra-quarter.”
“@OriolVinyalsML @Tesla @karpathy Thanks, we have a great team”
“Recording of Tesla AI Day 2022 https://t.co/7LR51x7pXa https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODSJsviD_SU&feature=youtu.be”
“Join https://t.co/FgKC8Zt4k9 http://tesla.com/ai”
“@chicago_glenn @EvasTeslaSPlaid A little”
“@EvasTeslaSPlaid And Wegovy”
“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Fasting”
“Naturally, there will be a catgirl version of our Optimus robot”
“The point of AI Day is to show the immense depth & breadth of Tesla in AI, compute hardware & robotics”
“@cb_doge @Tesla 🤣”
“@teslaownersSV Yup”
“Tesla AI Day 2022 starts at precisely 6:15pm California time”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla Tesla team is awesome, such an honor to work with them!”
“@WholeMarsBlog The hands of Optimus”
“Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy”
“Last coal shipment arrived in Hawaii at same time as Tesla Megapack batteries that will enable 24/7 sustainable energy https://t.co/zlqJHLsAQq”
“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey How ironic, that’s what Henrik Fisker did to Tesla in 2007! Karma is a …”
“@teslaownersSV @stevenmarkryan Education is the path out of poverty and Internet access enables education”
“@JoeTegtmeyer @teslascope @johnkrausphotos Your car needs a camera upgrade, which is free of charge. There are a few thousand cars in a similar situation. Replacement cameras will be available early next month.”
“@teslaownersSV @SawyerMerritt Shaded patio”
“@teslaownersSV @Teslarati Maybe little electric Tesla boats with a retro-futuristic Victorian design”
“@Teslarati Long-term goal is a boardwalk with amenities that goes all the way to downtown Austin, so you can walk, bike or kayak”
“@Teslarati Area from south Giga to river really will be next-level great & open to public!”
“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey Ecological paradise plans from south portion of Giga Texas to river look great, however we must first get the factory financially on its feet”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge With some improvements, it will achieve 300 Mps”
“@teslaownersSV @chicago_glenn @Twitter Seems that way @Twitter @paraga”
“@teslaownersSV @RBReich Reich is suicidally boring”
“@BLKMDL3 @teslascope @johnkrausphotos Yes”
“@teslascope @johnkrausphotos Yes, all US & Canada cars with safety scores above 80 should receive an invitation to download FSD Beta by tomorrow”
“@teslaownersSV @johnkrausphotos Note, Autopilot/AI team is also working on Optimus and (actually smart) summon/autopark, which have end of month deadlines”
“@teslaownersSV @johnkrausphotos Next month”
“FSD Beta 10.69.2.1 looks good, extending to 160k owners in US & Canada”
“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla @aelluswamy Beta expanding to safety scores above 80 after 10.69.2.1 goes out”
“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla @aelluswamy 10.69.2.1 coming out in a few days with additional polish, 10.69.3 comes out shortly after AI Day”
“Blow the whistle! https://t.co/RQLDti0ULZ https://shop.tesla.com/product/cyberwhistle?web=true”
“@prasad_s7 @JGrupe @Tesla @SawyerMerritt @DirtyTesLa Fair point”
“@JGrupe @Tesla @SawyerMerritt @DirtyTesLa True”
“@TeslaHype I’m testing it today in Palo Alto”
“@teslaownersSV @cb_doge @Tesla @mayemusk I guess we could make Joe mode quieter”
“@cb_doge @Tesla @mayemusk Still doing same thing, but bigger”
“Looks good to roll out to all Tesla owners with 10.12.2 (~100k cars)!”
“@Tesla__Mania @WholeMarsBlog That is probably the right order of magnitude”
“@WholeMarsBlog Real-world validation & billions of miles of real-world training are what will make FSD superhuman”
“@Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 Yup”
“FSD Beta 10.69.2 rolling out now. Please note that top priority is safety, so expect it to be overly cautious, especially around pedestrians.”
“@DirtyTesLa @WholeMarsBlog Yes”
“@TeslaGong Absolutely, the Tesla fleet in Australia is growing rapidly, so we do need to ramp up service in general”
