“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Yes”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“RT @MarioNawfal: A 93 year old lady filmed her Tesla FSD taking her to church and her joy is the most wholesome content on the internet. H…”
“@teslaownersSV Legacy media algorithm: 1. Read X 2. Print it out 3. Go to 1”
“@padgeuk Absolutely. We will release FSD subscription early next year.”
“RT @teslaenergy: Abruptly ending the energy tax credits would threaten America’s energy independence and the reliability of our grid - we u…”
“Engineers interested in working on autonomous driving, pls email autopilot@teslamotors.com. Team will report directly to me.”
“@teslaownersSV @Smokehbear Ok :)”
“@thetaylorcav @Tesla We’re working on it. Agreed, Minecraft is high priority. Roblox too.”
“@TeslaratiTeam @Teslarati We had to increase some wire thicknesses in S/X to reduce resistive heating. Technically, won’t be quite 1000 mph charging, as X especially is much bigger than 3.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: 🚨Just a Reminder: Teslas have the lowest maintenance & repair costs of any car brand. Here’s what you’ll never pay for…”
“@teslaownersSV Tesla Model S Plaid will do 0 to 60mph (~100km/h) in 2 seconds”
“@flcnhvy @loadiabe86 @skabooshka @GroggyTBear @BarkMSmeagol @FitzsimmonsK @DWildemuth @handytsla @TeslaBull @VW Never seen anything like it. Tesla is just trying to make electric cars & solar power for a better future for all. True, we might not succeed, but why do they want us to fail?”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk “Tesla owners will be able to add their cars to the robotaxi fleet very easily.” https://t.co/1Tz46eFDJa”
“@omaruddin @stevewoz @Tesla @businessinsider Woz is a lovable, fuzzy bear 🐻”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "I'm excited to announce that we anticipate savings in FY26 from reduction of waste and fraud by $150 billion. Some of i…”
“RT @niccruzpatane: Cathie Wood says if she could only pick one stock to invest in, she would choose $TSLA. “It is a convergence of our th…”
“@LWRGI Major increases in the Supercharger and Tesla urban charger network happening over the next several months”
“RT @chamath: I’ve had every car imaginable: Range Rover Mercedes Bentley Toyota Ferrari Volkswagen Honda And my Model Y is the absolute b…”
“@TeslaBoomerPapa @TeslaBoomerMama Yay 😀”
“@DirtyTesla @vincent13031925 Yeah, goal is to reflect reality, so screen render will become increasingly so”
“Tesla wired the funds to repay the DOE loan today. Only US car company to have fully repaid govt http://t.co/jxHW9YkvPz http://www.teslamotors.com/about/press/releases/tesla-repays-department-energy-loan-nine-years-early”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @PPathole @ScottAdamsSays @johniadarola @SenWarren It’s complicated, but hopefully out next quarter, along with Witcher. Lot of internal debate as to whether we should be putting effort towards generalized gaming emulation vs making individual games work well.”
“RT @the_jefferymead: Outside the new Tesla Diner in LA, unhinged protestors are waving around inflatables of Elon Musk doing Nazi salutes.…”
“RT @cb_doge: "Tesla's valuation could hit $25 trillion to $30 trillion if we execute well." 一 Elon Musk https://t.co/cNY3JFbkJF”
“Just got word that the cumulative miles of the worldwide Tesla fleet passed half a billion!”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “The woke mind virus is communism rebranded” Elon Musk https://t.co/QSiLuyboCG”
“RT @Tesla: Happy Earth Day! Thank you to our owners, employees & advocates. Tesla wouldn’t exist without your support. For the last 22…”
“Model X numbers should also improve by 0.1 sec on 0 to 60 and 1/4 mile”
“RT @MarioNawfal: 🇺🇸ELON CALLS OUT LEGACY MEDIA AFTER TESLA ATTACKS Tesla dealerships and owners are being attacked—by activists driven by…”
“@Teslaconomics Nobody lives forever”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "It was love at first sight for me & computers tbh" Elon Musk https://t.co/xZWitLNhiR”
“@iliketeslas It’s problematic when people believe the legacy media”
“@chazman 😂 It must look pretty weird when a whole fleet of the Teslas keep going through the same intersection over and over”
“RT @Tesla: The most American-made cars are still S3XY For the 4th year in a row, Tesla ranks #1 🇺🇸🚘🦅 https://t.co/VwJ9kEnSuo”
“RT @Tesla: FSD Supervised can recognize, react to & avoid potential collisions much faster than humans could”
“@tesla_truth Yeah, they were a little off the mark https://t.co/yqZhvkbdrt https://www.inc.com/fiscal-times/tesla-breaks-consumer-reports-rating-scale.html”
“@LarsEdelmann1 @Jamie_ORourke @Tesla Maybe”
“@SawyerMerritt @ARKInvest They have been the most accurate predictors of the value of Tesla”
“@RationalEtienne @EvaFoxU @teslaownersSV Thanks ❤️❤️ I switched back to chronological Twitter, so now I see you.”
“@28delayslater @slashdot Yet another round wheel is boring & blocks the screen. FSD in panoramic mode looks way better with a yoke.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: America’s Party will be focused on: -reduce debt, responsible spending only -modernize military with ai/robotics -pro…”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Tesla's new diner and Supercharger is going to be PACKED when it opens. Literally the coolest charging spot in the world…”
“@karpathy Yup, same thing happening with real-world AI at Tesla”
“@Teslaconomics Yes”
“@teslaownersSV 💯”
“@teslaownersSV It was definitely him. What a coward.”
“@teslaownersSV 😂”
“RT @Tesla: First your Tesla comes to pick you up, then it drives you where you need to go All on its own, under your supervision”
“@robertsepehr @teslaownersSV Yes, but they are not to blame for San Francisco. Fundamentally, states and cities must occasionally vote for the other party or you have a one party system. SF is what happens when one party has control for several decades – no feedback loop for correction, because they never…”
“@SawyerMerritt And the roof will be fully covered by solar, except for the word “TESLA”, which will be gently outlined in light, so you can see it at night from airliners coming into Austin”
