“@Teslaconomics If this doesn’t convey gravitas, nothing does!”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@teslaownersSV Completely false”
“@Teslarati Amazing results by @Panasonic at Tesla Gigafactory Nevada! Very much appreciate extreme hard work it took to achieve this result. Together with Pana Japan cell plants, Tesla/Pana partnership is producing ~60% of global EV battery output!”
“@teslaownersSV Haha true”
“@lifebykateb @Tesla @itsCrippleback Updating …”
“@farzyness Anyone who vandalizes a Tesla will have a criminal record. Go ahead, make my day …”
“@DragTimes @Tesla Nice”
“@PPathole @Tesla That was a crazy tough year. Tesla financing closed at 6pm Christmas Eve – last hour of the last day possible. Payroll would otherwise have bounced two days after Christmas.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Caption this https://t.co/Gmz0hXTtm3”
“@teslaownersSV Bitterness leads to bad decisions”
“@teslaownersSV Unfortunately, there is just no way to make a motorcycle safe. Motorcyclist deaths per mile are ~29 times higher than car occupants. https://t.co/zu5HAzNFhe https://www.nhtsa.gov/road-safety/motorcycles”
“@thirdrowtesla Fine by me”
“@marcelzimmer @parth_dhawale @Tesla The way it should be!”
“@teslaownersSV @SawyerMerritt 👀”
“@TFM312 @Tesla Glad you’re ok!”
“@AusTeslaOwners You’re right, will fix”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla Whoa cool 😀”
“@Teslaconomics We put a lot of effort into this”
“@OyunerdeneMN @Tesla It was an honor to speak”
“@ajtourville @Tesla Tesla Automation (Deutschland) built a specialized machine to wrap the rotor with carbon fiber at precise tension. If too low, it would come loose at low temp, due to CTE differences. If too high, it would snap at high temp & rpm.”
“@Teslaconomics Fate 🖤 Irony”
“Tesla finishes last in being salesy! Good. Also, I can't believe there is a real Pied Piper. https://t.co/9Zzijxxyy4 http://electrek.co/2016/07/11/tesla-finishes-last-mystery-shoppers-study-staff-like-museum-curators/”
“@28delayslater @thirdrowtesla First Medtronic units from Tesla getting installed in NY metro area. These are for worst case situations. https://t.co/xyFRZwv1M7”
“@p_ferragu Looking into this. No question that FSD should be viewed as reasonably valuable when doing a trade-in.”
“@TeslaBoomerMama 💯 The Tesla factory, especially our next gen Cybercab line, is the product. That, autonomy and Optimus, are what matter.”
“@PiyushGoyal @Tesla It was an honor to have you visit Tesla! My apologies for not being able to travel to California today, but I look forward to meeting at a future date.”
“@ev_australia @Tesla @SawyerMerritt @EvaFoxU @miku919191 @tesla_adri @PPathole @TeslaHype @TeslaDiva99 @teslaownersau @techAU We have since improved it further”
“@micarrdc It is accurate to say that incentives were an accelerant to EV adoption, but we started Tesla when there were no incentives & gasoline was $2/gallon in California. Tesla currently has a tax credit *disadvantage*, because the $7500 tax credit stopped applying to us years ago.”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX You may be in an area that is at maximum capacity. Did SpaceX not provide an unsubscribe warning?”
“@WholeMarsBlog The hands of Optimus”
“@KenJennings All other car companies are allowed to manufacture *except* Tesla, you knucklehead. No wonder you got crushed by a computer the size of a pizza box.”
“@DirtyTesla @Tesla Yup”
“@teslaownersSV I’m a big fan of citizen journalism!”
“@SawyerMerritt It does this every day in our Palo Alto lab. And multiple Optimus robots walk around the office 24/7 with no one watching over them, charging themselves as needed.”
“RT @netanyahu: https://t.co/Gu4K68mJmk https://www.jns.org/israel-asks-tesla-to-bid-on-tender-for-top-officials-cars/”
“@teslaownersSV 😂”
“@IIHS_autosafety Top Safety Pick+ from IIHS! That’s the highest overall rating, but we think we can get max score for all subcategories/individual tests too. Retesting in a month or so with improved software. The improved software will then be uploaded to all cars with FSD computers.”
“@teslaownersSV 👀”
“@SawyerMerritt @SpaceX @Tesla Yay!”
“@weddleandsons @Tesla Working with Weddle and Sons Roofing has been a great collaboration for accelerating Tesla Solar Roof installation! This is a lot of work, as tens of millions of homes need solar roofs! If you are a roofing company, please consider adding Solar Roof to your offerings.”
“@Teslaconomics Good questions”
“@Teslarati Large pouch cells undergo significant volumetric changes at high state of charge. Even so, fire risk is probably less than gasoline cars. There are over 200,000 combustion engine car fires every year in US alone. It’s literally in the name. https://t.co/uJPlB3IbzQ https://www.nfpa.org/-/media/Files/News-and-Research/Fire-statistics-and-reports/US-Fire-Problem/osvehiclefires.pdf”
“@_milankovac_ Milan, thank you for your outstanding contribution to Tesla over the past decade. It was an honor working with you. Enjoy the time with family.”
“RT @PoliceLoveland: Loveland Police Make Second Arrest in Tesla Incident: https://t.co/QP9fgz26Y5”
“@PhantomX91 Maybe Optimus will have a cat girl version …”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk says there are people older than 150 yrs old collecting Social Security: “I think they're probably dead, is my…”
“@RandyVegetables Some of whom seriously think Tesla toppled the Bolivian govt (sigh) https://t.co/yC5gaa12DW https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Bolivian_political_crisis”
“@iliketeslas 🎯”
“@teslaownersSV Working”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Starlink is a little patchy to Tonga right now, but will improve dramatically as laser inter-satellite links activate”
