The tweet archive.

“Tesla Model S Plaid just set official world speed record for a production electric car at Nurburgring. Completely unmodified, directly from factory. https://t.co/AaiFtfW5Ht”

“Improved Model 3 now available”

“The Model S & X Plaid (meaning, beyond ludicrous speed) are sublime”

“Wait until he downloads V14 [@niccruzpatane] Former Director of AI at Tesla Andrej Karpathy picked up his new Model X and reviews Tesla V13.2.9 with HW4: “Basically... I'm amazed - it drives really, really well, smooth, confident, noticeably better than what I'm used to on HW3 (my previous car) and eons ahead of the”

“@TeslaGong @indiealexh @mojosusan @BLKMDL3 @ElonsBrain @CathieDWood @ARKInvest Intuitively, that should be straightforward to address, but there could be complexities I’m unaware of”

“The Tesla Model S and Model X are amazing vehicles. Get them while still available! [@Tesla] As we shift to an autonomous future, Model S & X production will wind down next quarter. If you’d like to own one of them, now’s a good time to place your order. Tesla wouldn’t be what it is today without Model S & X and their (early) owners – thank you for your support over… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016740243354128885”

“@indiealexh @mojosusan @BLKMDL3 @TeslaGong @ElonsBrain @CathieDWood @ARKInvest True, it has general applications beyond fast, high precision micro-electrode insertion that automatically avoids the vasculature”

“Just started Tesla Robotaxi drives in Austin with no safety monitor in the car. Congrats to the @Tesla_AI team! If you’re interested in solving real-world AI, which is likely to lead to AGI imo, join Tesla AI. Solving real-world AI for Optimus will be 100X harder than cars. [@Tsla99T] I am in a robotaxi without safety monitor”

“Tesla is down to the last few hundred Model S & X cars in inventory. Poignant end of an era. [@mitchellh] Traded in my 2020 Model S for a brand new plaid X before they discontinue it. Car is amazing, but the FSD hype is real. It blew away my expectations coming from the 2020 hardware. 95% of my miles are self driven in LA over the past month. I wouldn’t have even believed myself lol.”

“Order Tesla Model S Plaid at https://t.co/LuUhICqQEI http://Tesla.com/S”

“Yes [@AIDRIVR] FSD 14 feels more like AGI than any LLM”

“That’s what she said [@Tesla] After testing >200 vehicles, Edmunds says new Model Y is the best”

“Aiming for extreme precision with next gen Model Y – microns, not millimeters”

“You are the media now [@teslaownersSV] “You are the media.” I started this account back in 2018 to get the straight facts about Tesla's Model 3 directly from Tesla and Elon Musk. I quickly realized the extent of the deceptive clickbait titles pushed by legacy media, all for the sake of views.”

“Tesla AI might play a role in AGI, given that it trains against the outside world, especially with the advent of Optimus”

“Scam Altman owned the OpenAI Startup fund while simultaneously lying to the world that he didn’t financially benefit from OpenAI [@TheCaptainEli] The main difference between Elon Musk and Scam Altman: Elon Musk actually changes the world for the better and saves lives: Tesla accelerates clean energy and has saved thousands of lives on the roads. SpaceX is making humanity multi-planetary. Starlink connects and saves”

“Necessity is the mother of invention. The @Tesla_AI team is epicly hardcore. No one can match Tesla’s real-world AI. [@tslaming] BREAKING 🚨 TESLA HAS PATENTED A "MATHEMATICAL CHEAT CODE" THAT FORCES CHEAP 8-BIT CHIPS TO RUN ELITE 32-BIT AI MODELS AND REWRITES THE RULES OF SILICON 🐳 How does a Tesla remember a stop sign it hasn’t seen for 30 seconds, or a humanoid robot maintain perfect balance while… https://x.com/i/web/status/2012374751982092501”

“New Model S Plaid quarter mile time!”

“Only way to learn the world [@SawyerMerritt] Elon: Tesla’s Optimus robot has a world model for training. (Optimus learned the tasks below directly from human videos)”

“Exactly [@Teslaconomics] Today is the start of a very important day in the AI world... the trial between Elon and Sam/OpenAI begins today in Oakland Federal Court. The jury selection is happening right now in the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California and opening arguments are”

“Tesla Q3 results: - Shanghai Giga ahead of schedule - Model Y ahead of schedule - Solar installs +48% from Q2 - GAAP profitable - Positive free cash flow”

“Karpathy reviews Tesla self-driving [@karpathy] I took delivery of a beautiful new shiny HW4 Tesla Model X today, so I immediately took it out for an FSD test drive, a bit like I used to do almost daily for 5 years. Basically... I'm amazed - it drives really, really well, smooth, confident, noticeably better than what I'm used”

“Tesla Model Y robotaxi service now available in the greater Austin area! [@robotaxi] Now available in even more of Austin”

“Tesla drives itself around NYC for 2 hours [@hletes] Let’s be real… we were all waiting to see how Tesla FSD 14.1.2 would handle NYC (Manhattan). @01Ananto and I went on a 2-hour drive in his 2026 HW4 Model Y and wow did it not disappoint. There are some insane moments in this 46-minute condensed video that blew both of our”

“Tesla Model S Plaid Speed (Spaceballs reference for beyond ludicrous speed) does 0 to 60 mph in 2 seconds, despite being a four door sedan with a large trunk!”

“Try Tesla self-driving [@Cyber_Trailer] Tesla in Australia- “I’m literally walking my ass into that dealership and buying a Model Y right now” Australian influencer with over 4 million followers performs an FSD review. He is blown away by the quality and performance of Tesla’s self driving technology. Word is”

“@teslaownersSV He is right … for OpenAI”

“Review of Model S Plaid by Dan Neil https://t.co/JY45vn8jNN https://www.wsj.com/articles/2021-tesla-model-s-plaid-feel-the-force0-60-in-2-seconds-11624562135?st=vklnm3wu9ls1d4x&reflink=article_copyURL_share”

“The car AI is photons in, controls out. Just like humans. This is the path to AGI. [@XFreeze] Tesla literally sees the world and understands it like a human It knows which turns to take, navigates complex environments, and intelligently finds empty parking spots.....all on its own This feels straight out of science fiction, and there is no other car in the world doing… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003886075471630587”

“Only thing beyond ludicrous is plaid https://t.co/rHuWk20EGG https://www.tesla.com/models/design?redirect=no#battery”

“Tesla Model S & X Plaid are so fun!”

“The best real-world AI is @Tesla_AI. You can sense the sentience. [@bradsferguson] NVIDIA’s Director of Robotics comments on Tesla Self Driving v14 describes FSD as… “an AI that passes the Physical Turing Test” “magical””

“Working on Model 3 dual motor all-wheel drive & performance versions. Driving feel is amazing. Aiming to release config late tonight.”

“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Civilization is more fragile than it would seem”

“Model 3 & Y have great air filtration too, but they’re too small to fit the monster HEPA filters”

“Will build batteries, powertrains & vehicles, starting with Model Y”

“Tesla Model S & X have hospital-grade (HEPA) air filters. 3 & Y are really good too. This has a big effect on health. https://t.co/48s5D3IfWs https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”

“@WorldofTesla1 Yeah, new Model S & X have PS5 level entertainment computing power”

“Model S smashes into semi truck trailer and lifts it off the ground. Driver walks away. https://t.co/NSuMvcYaA6 https://x.com/electrekco/status/803722017560104960”

“@cleantechnica Model 3 was top-selling car in US by revenue despite no advertising, no paid endorsements & no discounts. Competitors spent billions on marketing. Model 3 was product alone.”

“@JayinShanghai @Tesla Probability of injury, according to US government https://t.co/EwLFlC7LZT https://www.tesla.com/blog/model-3-lowest-probability-injury-any-vehicle-ever-tested-nhtsa”

“Set air flow to recirculating mode & manually raise blower speed to 5 in Model 3 for best air quality. Air filters are smaller than S/X, so clear air is achieved by circulating through filter several times.”

“To simplify production, many Tesla Model S & X interior configs, will no longer be available after Nov 1. Order now to be sure of the one you want.”

“Thought it would slow way down today, but Model 3 order count is now at 198k. Recommend ordering soon, as the wait time is growing rapidly.”

“Leasing now available for Model 3 https://t.co/cz0TQn7IOZ http://Tesla.com/3”

“Will be working at Tesla on Autopilot & Model 3 today, then aiming to pull an all-nighter and complete the master product plan”

““Not only was the paint without any discernible flaw, but the various panels formed a body of precision that was beyond reproach” https://t.co/qISnFBiW9p https://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/a28008116/tesla-model-3-build-quality-bob-lutz/”

“Stamping Model 3 Body Panels (real-time) https://t.co/hhNFW8VUEE https://www.instagram.com/p/BaInXGBg9G7/”

“Model 3 Standard Range+ with Autopilot lease is $399/month at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr, but lots of other EVs available: https://t.co/ePlZTmXcgG http://Tesla.com”

“@mliebow @Tesla Much appreciated! Great word-of-mouth is why Model 3 is the best-selling electric car, despite no advertising or paid endorsements.”