The tweet archive.

“It will change the look of the roads [@Tesla] Robotaxi details”

“Shame on them [@CollinRugg] NEW: The Karen who was seen keying a Tesla in Washington has been identified as 55-year-old millionaire Kamelia Enzler, according to the Daily Mail. In footage obtained by @choeshow, Enzler was seen getting out of her car before slashing the Tesla. Enzler is married to”

“🔥😂 [@AutismCapital] This kind of slaps. Not sure if they wanted it to be a banger but it makes Tesla look even cooler 😂”

“This will change the whole look of the streets @Tesla [@niccruzpatane] The Tesla Robovan will literally become your living room on wheels.”

“Describe your favorite island vacation [@reidhoffman] Just one more of Elon's false claims about me: I never funded anyone for Tesla protests. I don’t condone violence. But it's clear Americans are angry at him – it’s easier to explain away their anger, than to accept that actions have consequences.”

“Yes [@Teslaconomics] Optimus is going to be one of the biggest equalizers humanity has ever seen. Bc when every family can access a robot that delivers world class medical care, it means the quality of your health no longer depends on your income, your zip code, or your background. I get it now.”

“Yeah, it’s outrageous! [@DefiyantlyFree] . @elonmusk ActBlue and other Democrat dark money is paying for vandalism at Tesla among other destabilizing anti-American communist crap. The Democratic Party has completely lost its way, and it is now made up of criminals and thugs who have obliterated normal political…”

“It does look awesome [@MarioNawfal] JOE ROGAN’S NEW CUSTOM TESLA LOOKS AMAZING Joe has added a one-of-one UP Tesla S-APEX to his collection, built by Unplugged Performance. The custom Model S features a carbon fiber widebody, white and blue pearl paint, and a high-end Banbū leather & Alcantara interior. It’s…”

“Yes. Please be careful in some areas, as there is non-zero risk of armed looters. Cybertruck side panels are bulletproof to subsonic projectiles (handguns, shotgun & Tommy gun), but the glass is not, so make sure to duck if you see anyone wielding a gun. This is not fiction.”

“Optimus+PV will be the first Von Neumann probe, a machine fully capable of replicating itself using raw materials found in space”

“Advanced cybernetics are real [@MarioNawfal] CAN’T SEE, CAN’T WALK? ELON’S WORKING ON THAT Forget flying cars—Elon is out here casually curing blindness and giving people robot limbs you can control with your brain. His Neuralink brain chip can literally plug into your skull and talk to Tesla’s Optimus robot—so if you’ve”

“I would like to thank Zach Kirkhorn for his many contributions to Tesla over the course of 13 often difficult years. Much appreciated and best wishes for the next stage of his career.”

“Correct [@C_3C_3] If you notice… The Tesla Terror against Elon really heated up when he started exposing NGOs and making the public aware of their taxpayer scams. NGOs like the SPLC…”

“😂💯 [@AdamLowisz] @elonmusk @Teslaconomics @boringcompany Teach a man to fish and you will feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to steal fish and he will vote Democrat.”

“Tesla Semi [@niccruzpatane] This is the sound of the all-electric Tesla Semi. Deliveries of the new Production Version begin this year: • Long Range model has 500 miles of range with a full payload. • 1.7 kWh per mile efficiency (average diesel semis are roughly 5–7 kWh per mile equivalent energy use).”

“Incentives drive outcomes [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk: “The homeless industrial complex is really dark… The network of NGOs should be called, the drug zombie farmers… The ‘charities’ get money proportionate to the number of ‘homeless’… so their incentive structure is to maximize the number…””

“Most people don’t know that Tesla has had an advanced AI chip and board engineering team for many years. That team has already designed and deployed several million AI chips in our cars and data centers. These chips are what enable Tesla to be the leader in real-world AI. The”

“RT @SERobinsonJr: Cybertruck via Cybertunnel https://t.co/rYI4GkgI1e”

“Based on the videos I’ve seen so far, the worst fear of the paid Tesla “protestors” appears to be having to get a real job”

“FSD 14.3 is in Tesla employee beta now and will probably go to wide release end of week”

“To be clear, I’m spending <5% (but actually) of my time on the Twitter acquisition. It ain’t rocket science! Yesterday was Giga Texas, today is Starbase. Tesla is on my mind 24/7. So may seem like below, but not true. https://t.co/CXfWiLD2f8”

“Thanks Ashok! Ashok was the first person to join the Tesla AI/Autopilot team and ultimately rose to lead all AI/Autopilot software. Without him and our awesome team, we would just be another car company looking for an autonomy supplier that doesn’t exist. Btw, I never…”

“Yes, that’s almost always how it goes with new technology [@shaunmmaguire] The Tesla Roadster is niche w bad range The Falcon 1 is a shit rocket The Neuralink v1 bit rate is low Subways >>> cars Grok 1 sucks X will break after firing people It’s amazing how people don’t get the pattern v1 sucks, v2 is okay, v3 is SOTA, v4 is god-mode)”

“More fun games coming soon to ur Tesla”

“Even some of the best AI software engineers in the world don’t realize how advanced Tesla AI has become”

“🥧 [@Teslaconomics] Happy 24th Birthday @SpaceX! 🚀 Exactly 24 years ago today - March 14, 2002 - Elon founded SpaceX. It only makes sense to now IPO the world’s most innovative company so any human can own a piece of this multiplanetary future! Ad Astra!”

“SpaceX/Tesla will also do a reference pod to be shown after the @Hyperloop competition. Bonus for all racing teams that exceed reference.”

“Kapow! 💫 [@Tesla] World's first autonomous delivery of a car! This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away — crossing parking lots, highways & the city to reach its new owner”

“First of all, there are no cuts to Medicaid, Social Security or other entitlements, unless stopping fraud is considered a “cut”. Second, organizing a campaign to call for the death of someone is illegal. The organizers and funders will be found and prosecuted. [@MrAndyNgo] Leftist protesters shut down access to the Tesla store in Manhattan by laying on the ground outside on March 29. They held up signs urging for Elon Musk to be shot and for more Tesla property to be firebombed.”

“An immediate increase in the birth rate is needed [@teslaownersSV] Birth rates are plummeting in a lot of countries. Population collapse is the greatest threat to civilization. Change needs to happen to save humanity.”

“Tesla is building a hardcore litigation department where we directly initiate & execute lawsuits. The team will report directly to me. Please send 3 to 5 bullet points describing evidence of exceptional ability. justice@tesla.com”

“Total completion cost of the Tesla Cortex 1 AI training cluster will be ~$5B [@SawyerMerritt] $2 billion+ of GPUs on the other side of that glass”

“The Tesla team put this together of their own volition (I did not ask for it). Thanks!”

“Samsung’s giant new Texas fab will be dedicated to making Tesla’s next-generation AI6 chip. The strategic importance of this is hard to overstate. Samsung currently makes AI4. TSMC will make AI5, which just finished design, initially in Taiwan and then Arizona.”

“If our retro-futuristic diner turns out well, which I think it will, @Tesla will establish these in major cities around the world, as well as at Supercharger sites on long distance routes. An island of good food, good vibes & entertainment, all while Supercharging! [@elonmusk]”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@VP] The people attacking Teslas are trying to send the message that if you support President Trump, they will commit acts of violence to try to intimidate you. Our message to them? Terrorists in this country will be brought to justice.”

“Try it out! [@Architexure] Picked up my new Tesla Model Y today and the FSD ride home was the most surreal experience of my life. Went from delivery to parking spot without touching the wheel or pedals once.”

“The ultimate master plan of @Tesla is to create sustainable abundance for all [@Tesla] Sustainable abundance”

“Extremely hard to steal a Tesla [@Tesla] If you set up PIN to drive, a thief would not be able to drive off in your Tesla, even if they somehow gain access to your keycard, phone or vehicle The PIN pad also appears in a slightly different place on the screen every time, so finger grease doesn’t give away your PIN 🔒”

“Cybertruck steel is bulletproof to any handgun, shotgun or Tommy Gun [@tesla_na] Tesla Diner was constructed using recycled stainless steel from @Cybertruck production”

“FAFO time [@MarioNawfal] 🚨🇺🇸WHO’S PAYING TO BURN TESLAS? DOJ & CONGRESS PROBING THE MONEY TRAIL The Molotov attacks on Tesla dealerships weren’t just mindless rage—they were coordinated, armed, and funded. Now, the Department of Justice is digging deeper. Investigators are pursuing not just the”

“RT @TheCaptainEli: My first drive in the Cybertruck. Closing the loop from 17 months ago when I was in Austin to see it for the first time,…”

“It was easy to predict. This is their standard playbook. Look at what they did to President @realDonaldTrump. He was loved by democrats until he ran for president. Now they call him Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, etc and try to kill him. [@WesternLensman] 2022: Elon predicts the left would launch a “dirty tricks campaign” once he decided to leave the party of “division and hate." 2025: Death threats, Tesla stores shot up, Superchargers firebombed, cyber attacks on 𝕏 and conservative 𝕏 users swatted. They proved him right.”

“Zero for seven years, despite increasing the value of the company >2000% [@SawyerMerritt] WSJ: "Elon Musk was the lowest-paid chief executive of an S&P 500 company last year. Tesla paid him $0."”

“Now, it is official! [@teslaownersSV] And Elon Musk did Starbase is officially a city.”

“The mayor of LA prioritizes politics over helping people … [@thatsKAIZEN] Los Angeles resident @JereSimpson asked Elon to help LA firefighters, who had lost internet, restore connectivity. In response, Elon sent Tesla Cybertrucks loaded with Starlinks. Someone from LA Mayor Karen Bass’ office heard about this, and called Jere asking for help too.… )”

“Cool 😎 [@joeroganhq] Joe Rogan Takes Delivery Of His New Unplugged Performance Tesla S-APEX https://news.dupontregistry.com/tesla/joe-rogan-takes-delivery-of-his-brand-new-up-tesla-s-apex/”

“New Tesla Model 3 version available in America. 363 miles of range for $35k!”

“Try Tesla self-driving, it’s awesome! [@Scobleizer] Our robot has driven me and the family for two hours in driving rain across one of USA’s most dangerous roads. Without my hands touching the wheel once. It is how it handled pudddles, two brown streams crossing the road that most impresses me. While coming at us fast. None of”

“Tesla self-driving is a game-changer [@Tesla] FSD Supervised can give you back your freedom”