“Tesla finishes last in being salesy! Good. Also, I can't believe there is a real Pied Piper. https://t.co/9Zzijxxyy4 http://electrek.co/2016/07/11/tesla-finishes-last-mystery-shoppers-study-staff-like-museum-curators/”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@28delayslater @thirdrowtesla First Medtronic units from Tesla getting installed in NY metro area. These are for worst case situations. https://t.co/xyFRZwv1M7”
“@p_ferragu Looking into this. No question that FSD should be viewed as reasonably valuable when doing a trade-in.”
“@TeslaBoomerMama 💯 The Tesla factory, especially our next gen Cybercab line, is the product. That, autonomy and Optimus, are what matter.”
“@PiyushGoyal @Tesla It was an honor to have you visit Tesla! My apologies for not being able to travel to California today, but I look forward to meeting at a future date.”
“@ev_australia @Tesla @SawyerMerritt @EvaFoxU @miku919191 @tesla_adri @PPathole @TeslaHype @TeslaDiva99 @teslaownersau @techAU We have since improved it further”
“@micarrdc It is accurate to say that incentives were an accelerant to EV adoption, but we started Tesla when there were no incentives & gasoline was $2/gallon in California. Tesla currently has a tax credit *disadvantage*, because the $7500 tax credit stopped applying to us years ago.”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX You may be in an area that is at maximum capacity. Did SpaceX not provide an unsubscribe warning?”
“@WholeMarsBlog The hands of Optimus”
“@KenJennings All other car companies are allowed to manufacture *except* Tesla, you knucklehead. No wonder you got crushed by a computer the size of a pizza box.”
“@DirtyTesla @Tesla Yup”
“@teslaownersSV I’m a big fan of citizen journalism!”
“@SawyerMerritt It does this every day in our Palo Alto lab. And multiple Optimus robots walk around the office 24/7 with no one watching over them, charging themselves as needed.”
“RT @netanyahu: https://t.co/Gu4K68mJmk https://www.jns.org/israel-asks-tesla-to-bid-on-tender-for-top-officials-cars/”
“@teslaownersSV 😂”
“@IIHS_autosafety Top Safety Pick+ from IIHS! That’s the highest overall rating, but we think we can get max score for all subcategories/individual tests too. Retesting in a month or so with improved software. The improved software will then be uploaded to all cars with FSD computers.”
“@teslaownersSV 👀”
“@SawyerMerritt @SpaceX @Tesla Yay!”
“@weddleandsons @Tesla Working with Weddle and Sons Roofing has been a great collaboration for accelerating Tesla Solar Roof installation! This is a lot of work, as tens of millions of homes need solar roofs! If you are a roofing company, please consider adding Solar Roof to your offerings.”
“@Teslaconomics Good questions”
“@Teslarati Large pouch cells undergo significant volumetric changes at high state of charge. Even so, fire risk is probably less than gasoline cars. There are over 200,000 combustion engine car fires every year in US alone. It’s literally in the name. https://t.co/uJPlB3IbzQ https://www.nfpa.org/-/media/Files/News-and-Research/Fire-statistics-and-reports/US-Fire-Problem/osvehiclefires.pdf”
“@_milankovac_ Milan, thank you for your outstanding contribution to Tesla over the past decade. It was an honor working with you. Enjoy the time with family.”
“RT @PoliceLoveland: Loveland Police Make Second Arrest in Tesla Incident: https://t.co/QP9fgz26Y5”
“@PhantomX91 Maybe Optimus will have a cat girl version …”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk says there are people older than 150 yrs old collecting Social Security: “I think they're probably dead, is my…”
“@RandyVegetables Some of whom seriously think Tesla toppled the Bolivian govt (sigh) https://t.co/yC5gaa12DW https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Bolivian_political_crisis”
“@iliketeslas 🎯”
“@teslaownersSV Working”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Starlink is a little patchy to Tonga right now, but will improve dramatically as laser inter-satellite links activate”
“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey Norway has played a major role in supporting advent of electric vehicles!”
“@BillyM2k @SenWarren @Tesla @SECGov 🤣💯”
“@PPathole @Tesla @Teslarati @MKBHD Fixed in next release”
“@teslaownersSV This is harder than it sounds, but ok”
“Tesla expects to demonstrate self-driven cross-country trip next year https://t.co/YTxMUT3hWq via @WSJ http://on.wsj.com/2dPVAr4”
“@TeslaBoomerMama Scientific American has become a social activist magazine and destroyed its credibility. My companies have succeeded *despite* the government support playing field being tilted heavily to competitors. Boeing received twice as much as SpaceX for astronaut transport, yet has not…”
“@hiromichimizuno Ironically, yes at this time. FSD beta system at times can seem so good that vigilance isn’t necessary, but it is. Also, any beta user who isn’t super careful will get booted. 2000 beta users operating for almost a year with no accidents. Needs to stay that way.”
“@teslaownersSV True”
“@teslaownersSV @DrKnowItAll16 @Tesla @POTUS @UAW Correct”
“@EMTSLA @teslaownersSV @RaheemKassam @nypost Good idea”
“@Anc_Aesthetics @Tesla To be clear, this person was not fired. She left Tesla a year ago.”
“@Teslarati Giga Berlin is gonna rock!”
“@SawyerMerritt Tesla is the only one making cars in California, so this move hurts jobs in California”
“@woodhaus2 Good to have you a partner in making Tesla what it is today”
“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey Ecological paradise plans from south portion of Giga Texas to river look great, however we must first get the factory financially on its feet”
“We don't mind taking the heat for customer safety. It is the right thing to do. From @RoadandTrack https://t.co/D181ui1jB0 http://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/news/a29944/leave-tesla-alone/”
“RT @MarioNawfal: 🚨🇺🇸 TESLA SERVICE CENTERS STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP WITH SURGING DEMAND Reports out of Schaumburg confirm what many Tesla own…”
“@cleantechnica Limited FSD beta releasing on Tuesday next week, as promised. This will, at first, be limited to a small number of people who are expert & careful drivers.”
“@lexfridman @Tesla @karpathy Thanks, hope you have a good holiday! Your insight on autonomy is excellent.”
“@nikesharora @Tesla Glad you’re ok”
“@JT_Richards @MMelinot @chuckyyyd This is incorrect. Vast majority of vehicle motion is returned to the battery, as the electric motors act like a generator in reverse. Brake pads on a Tesla literally never need to be replaced for lifetime of the car.”
