“@teslaownersSV First, no one has ever mentioned rehab to me ever. Second, if they are saying that I was able to lead Tesla to be by far the most valuable carmaker and SpaceX to be by far the most valuable space company *simultaneously*, that is the greatest compliment I have ever received!”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Without the removal fee, Tesla Solar is unequivocally a guaranteed, instant money printer, producing $300 to $1000 per year (in after tax income!)”
“Tesla batteries are lasting much longer than 200k miles / 320k km https://t.co/z882nf6yv9”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @AustinTeslaClub @JaneidyEve @Manic_Marge @brookec_4 @Kristennetten @OwenSparks_ @Inelonwetrust__ @CodingMark @WhatsupFranks ♥️♥️”
“@WholeMarsBlog @jimfarley98 @mrlevine Just drove FSD Beta 9.3 from Pasadena to LAX. Much improved!”
“@CommunityTesla @sokrispymedia We could probably make this real next year”
“@BluegrassRabbi That’s great to see! Tesla Robovan is in development. Some other things too.”
“@teslaownersSV @UAW @klwtts Yup”
“@DirtyTesLa Noted”
“@Teslarati Going forward, all Tesla stores will be tiny & have tiny cars”
“@KimKardashian @Tesla 😎”
“@MichaelDell @Tesla Thanks :)”
“@ElonMuskAOC I wonder what kind of hotel we would design if we did so. Our Tesla futuristic diner (Grease meets The Jetsons with Supercharging) in LA should be ready later this year.”
“@TeslaHype Yeah”
“@teslaownersSV 😉”
“@vincent13031925 @teslacn @EvaFoxU Tesla China team is awesome!”
“@ICannot_Enough @genesimmons @JoeBiden Our real challenge is Bay Area has negative unemployment, so if we don’t treat and compensate our (awesome) people well, they have many other offers and will just leave! I’d like hereby to invite UAW to hold a union vote at their convenience. Tesla will do nothing to stop them.”
“@LifeofMikej @TeslaOwnersBC @DriveTeslaca @Tesla @Teslarati There are many small joys as you explore the car & more to come via software updates”
“@chazman @Tesla @Starlink @cybertruck Yes, Cybertruck FSD releases with 12.5, which also finally merges the city and highway code.”
“@teslaownersSV Sunday/Monday”
“RT @Tesla: Shoutout to our owners, especially those who've recently bought a Tesla, as well as our supporters & advocates. You rock :)”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Haha”
“@DMC_Ryan @C_R_H_M @Tesla Cybertruck doesn’t need a garage”
“@stevenmarkryan Tesla will support FSD licensing by other manufacturers”
“@teslaownersSV Yup”
“@Teslaconomics Yeah”
“@DriveTeslaca @Tesla Fixing this is a high priority”
“@PeterSweden7 Then the battery packs of the busses are too small. Teslas can operate well even above the Arctic Circle. Also, busses will not be needed when Tesla rolls out unsupervised full self-driving, as they will take people point to point for a similar cost to a bus ticket.”
“@Gfilche @Tesla Tesla comms is fixing. That was a mistake.”
“@TeslaGong @wintonARK Bitcoin hashing (aka mining) energy usage is starting to exceed that of medium-sized countries. Almost impossible for small hashers to succeed without those massive economies of scale.”
“@TeslaSynopsis With caffeine during the day, without caffeine late at night”
“@DirtyTesLa We are gradually reducing it, proportionate to improved safety”
“@JamesClayton5 @markgurman @tim_cook Cook & I have never spoken or written to each other ever. There was a point where I requested to meet with Cook to talk about Apple buying Tesla. There were no conditions of acquisition proposed whatsoever. He refused to meet. Tesla was worth about 6% of today’s value.”
“@Scobleizer @Tesla @Waymo The streets will change very rapidly. Autonomous cars will be very common throughout the world in 2 to 3 years.”
“@cb_doge Optimus V3 is amazing”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Might actually happen”
“@Kristennetten @boringcompany @Tesla We simplified this a lot. It’s basically just Teslas in tunnels at this point, which is way more profound than it sounds.”
“@teslaownersSV Yup”
“@WholeMarsBlog The build I’m driving right now is almost there. FSD 10 will blow your mind.”
“@Teslaconomics Depending on context of surrounding traffic, yes”
“@Teslaconomics If this doesn’t convey gravitas, nothing does!”
“@teslaownersSV Completely false”
“@Teslarati Amazing results by @Panasonic at Tesla Gigafactory Nevada! Very much appreciate extreme hard work it took to achieve this result. Together with Pana Japan cell plants, Tesla/Pana partnership is producing ~60% of global EV battery output!”
“@teslaownersSV Haha true”
“@lifebykateb @Tesla @itsCrippleback Updating …”
“@farzyness Anyone who vandalizes a Tesla will have a criminal record. Go ahead, make my day …”
“@DragTimes @Tesla Nice”
“@PPathole @Tesla That was a crazy tough year. Tesla financing closed at 6pm Christmas Eve – last hour of the last day possible. Payroll would otherwise have bounced two days after Christmas.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Caption this https://t.co/Gmz0hXTtm3”
“@teslaownersSV Bitterness leads to bad decisions”
