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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@teslaownersSV @Blizzard_Ent Diablo I & II were excellent. Didn’t love Diablo III, but IV is great.”
“@WholeMarsBlog @ConsumerReports Tesla is half a decade ahead or more”
“@DirtyTesLa @Tesla Roundabouts will get great soon”
“@TeslaFruit Thanks Sandy!”
“@sashayanshin If I were another car company, I would license FSD”
“@DirtyTesLa The safety driver is just there for the first few months to be extra safe. Should be no safety driver by end of year.”
“@RenataKonkoly @WR4NYGov It’s great that they’ve changed their tune these days, but the truth is that GM tried damn hard to kill the electric car! If not for competitive pressure from Tesla, they would be doing nothing. https://t.co/BAa6mXvbrZ https://watchdocumentaries.com/who-killed-the-electric-car/”
“@DirtyTesLa Maybe I can squeeze it in tomorrow night”
“@teslaownersSV @Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 About five full stacks”
“@PPathole @Teslarati Exactly”
“@TeslaBoomerPapa Let’s assume for a minute that I am on drugs (I definitely am not): This sad case is saying that I’m kicking his ass while wasted 🤣🤣”
“@flcnhvy @Tesla Giga New York will reopen for ventilator production as soon as humanly possible. We will do anything in our power to help the citizens of New York.”
“Just want to say thanks to customers & investors that took a chance on Tesla through the long, dark night. We wouldn't be here without you.”
“@teslaownersSV An SUV that is faster than a Formula 1 race car https://t.co/43YJpFDGpf”
“@WholeMarsBlog @SawyerMerritt @Tesla He doesn’t get enough negative feedback. This platform is great for that :).”
“@yoyovinzi Would love to be in India. Some challenging government regulations, unfortunately. Deepak Ahuja, our CFO, is from India. Tesla will be there as soon as he believes we should.”
“@Teslarati No surprise”
“@cleantechnica Tesla should really be thought of as roughly a dozen technology startups, many of which have little to no correlation with traditional automotive companies”
“@thirdrowtesla This number won’t leave me alone! 🤣🤣”
“@GigaS3XY @ACTBrigitte It was $500M, but then Tesla went up a lot, so now it’s $1.5B to $2B to close it out”
“@TeslaNY Do you even press?”
“@Teslaconomics True ❤️”
“@wintonARK Cybertrucks and Optimus robots”
“Tesla customers are v smart & don't want media speaking on their behalf abt Autopilot. Recent poll: 0.0% want it disabled -- not 0.1%, 0.0%.”
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 @w00ki33 Oh yeah, forgot to mention it actually landed fine, just not on Mr Steven https://t.co/HckB2OkJ5L”
“Reminder that US federal tax drops by $1875 for any Tesla delivered after June 30. Order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr. http://Tesla.com”
“@NoahWebb_ We will start rolling out FSD beta in Canada cautiously in next 2 to 4 weeks”
“@SawyerMerritt Yeah, I was running on very little sleep for several days due to extreme work requirements. Worth noting that Tesla was very close to bankruptcy in 2017.”
“@DrJimFan @Tesla_Optimus The new Optimus hand later this year will have 22 DoF”
“@Teslaconomics Will give it a shot”
“@TeslaBoomerMama Thank you for your unwavering support”
“@rolandscahill @TeslaMotors Wearing anything at all is just a conspiracy by the capitalist running dogs of Big Underwear”
“@Teslarati poetic justice”
“@WholeMarsBlog FSD will soon exceed 10,000 miles between critical interventions, which is a year of driving for most people”
“@WholeMarsBlog We must focus on FSD for the other 99% of the fleet. Cybertruck FSD is a few months away.”
“@WhatsupFranks Great progress by Tesla team”
“@_SFTahoe @tslamoon1 @WholeMarsBlog That would be nice”
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 @StarshipGazer As backdrops go, this is a good one”
“@SenWarren @Tesla @SECGov What’s your favorite Halloween outfit?”
“@amuse Wow, they’re totally insane. Death threats, shooting up Tesla stores and burning down Superchargers are definitely not “legitimate forms of protest”!”
“@Tesla Also, you can request any service from the Tesla phone app in under a minute”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge In the meantime, semaglutide (aka Ozempic/Rybelsus) appears to be effective in appetite control with minor side effects”
“@teslaownersSV @boringcompany @mayemusk @kimbal Yup!”
“@teslaownersSV Exactly”
“@teslaownersSV Beta 9 will start uploading at midnight California time on Friday. Bear in mind, it is still just a beta!”
“@niccruzpatane We haven’t shown Optimus V3 yet. It is sublime. The second two images are V2 and V2.5.”
“@kimpaquette New FSD rendering approach coming that better represents NN probability vector space”
“@Teslarati This will be our most difficult launch ever”
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 It’s a big deal that Dragon is reusable, with improved refurbishment efficiency with each passing flight! This is not the case for other orbital spacecraft. It means the spacefleet grows every time a new Dragon is made.”
