“@teslaownersSV An SUV that is faster than a Formula 1 race car https://t.co/43YJpFDGpf”
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“@WholeMarsBlog @SawyerMerritt @Tesla He doesn’t get enough negative feedback. This platform is great for that :).”
“@yoyovinzi Would love to be in India. Some challenging government regulations, unfortunately. Deepak Ahuja, our CFO, is from India. Tesla will be there as soon as he believes we should.”
“@Teslarati No surprise”
“@cleantechnica Tesla should really be thought of as roughly a dozen technology startups, many of which have little to no correlation with traditional automotive companies”
“@thirdrowtesla This number won’t leave me alone! 🤣🤣”
“@SamTalksTesla Your comment above: “Who in their right mind would buy an ICE after 2025 knowing its residual value will be zilch? Legacy auto: go EV or go BUST!” is super important for car buyers. Residual values for gas/diesel cars will plummet in coming years.”
“@GigaS3XY @ACTBrigitte It was $500M, but then Tesla went up a lot, so now it’s $1.5B to $2B to close it out”
“@TeslaNY Do you even press?”
“@Teslaconomics True ❤️”
“@wintonARK Cybertrucks and Optimus robots”
“Tesla customers are v smart & don't want media speaking on their behalf abt Autopilot. Recent poll: 0.0% want it disabled -- not 0.1%, 0.0%.”
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 @w00ki33 Oh yeah, forgot to mention it actually landed fine, just not on Mr Steven https://t.co/HckB2OkJ5L”
“Reminder that US federal tax drops by $1875 for any Tesla delivered after June 30. Order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr. http://Tesla.com”
“@NoahWebb_ We will start rolling out FSD beta in Canada cautiously in next 2 to 4 weeks”
“@SawyerMerritt Yeah, I was running on very little sleep for several days due to extreme work requirements. Worth noting that Tesla was very close to bankruptcy in 2017.”
“@DrJimFan @Tesla_Optimus The new Optimus hand later this year will have 22 DoF”
“@Teslaconomics Will give it a shot”
“@TeslaBoomerMama Thank you for your unwavering support”
“@rolandscahill @TeslaMotors Wearing anything at all is just a conspiracy by the capitalist running dogs of Big Underwear”
“@Teslarati poetic justice”
“@WholeMarsBlog FSD will soon exceed 10,000 miles between critical interventions, which is a year of driving for most people”
“@WholeMarsBlog We must focus on FSD for the other 99% of the fleet. Cybertruck FSD is a few months away.”
“@WhatsupFranks Great progress by Tesla team”
“@_SFTahoe @tslamoon1 @WholeMarsBlog That would be nice”
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 @StarshipGazer As backdrops go, this is a good one”
“@SenWarren @Tesla @SECGov What’s your favorite Halloween outfit?”
“@amuse Wow, they’re totally insane. Death threats, shooting up Tesla stores and burning down Superchargers are definitely not “legitimate forms of protest”!”
“@Tesla Also, you can request any service from the Tesla phone app in under a minute”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge In the meantime, semaglutide (aka Ozempic/Rybelsus) appears to be effective in appetite control with minor side effects”
“@teslaownersSV @boringcompany @mayemusk @kimbal Yup!”
“@teslaownersSV Exactly”
“@teslaownersSV Beta 9 will start uploading at midnight California time on Friday. Bear in mind, it is still just a beta!”
“@niccruzpatane We haven’t shown Optimus V3 yet. It is sublime. The second two images are V2 and V2.5.”
“@kimpaquette New FSD rendering approach coming that better represents NN probability vector space”
“@Teslarati This will be our most difficult launch ever”
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 It’s a big deal that Dragon is reusable, with improved refurbishment efficiency with each passing flight! This is not the case for other orbital spacecraft. It means the spacefleet grows every time a new Dragon is made.”
“@teslaownersSV First, no one has ever mentioned rehab to me ever. Second, if they are saying that I was able to lead Tesla to be by far the most valuable carmaker and SpaceX to be by far the most valuable space company *simultaneously*, that is the greatest compliment I have ever received!”
“Without the removal fee, Tesla Solar is unequivocally a guaranteed, instant money printer, producing $300 to $1000 per year (in after tax income!)”
“Tesla batteries are lasting much longer than 200k miles / 320k km https://t.co/z882nf6yv9”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @AustinTeslaClub @JaneidyEve @Manic_Marge @brookec_4 @Kristennetten @OwenSparks_ @Inelonwetrust__ @CodingMark @WhatsupFranks ♥️♥️”
“@WholeMarsBlog @jimfarley98 @mrlevine Just drove FSD Beta 9.3 from Pasadena to LAX. Much improved!”
“@CommunityTesla @sokrispymedia We could probably make this real next year”
“@BluegrassRabbi That’s great to see! Tesla Robovan is in development. Some other things too.”
“@teslaownersSV @UAW @klwtts Yup”
“@DirtyTesLa Noted”
“@Teslarati Going forward, all Tesla stores will be tiny & have tiny cars”
“@KimKardashian @Tesla 😎”
“@MichaelDell @Tesla Thanks :)”
“@ElonMuskAOC I wonder what kind of hotel we would design if we did so. Our Tesla futuristic diner (Grease meets The Jetsons with Supercharging) in LA should be ready later this year.”
