“@primadanna @Tesla @alphacali Wow, glad they’re ok!”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@teslaownersSV @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Tesla always pays its debts”
“@DriveTeslaca I obv can’t comment on every rumor, but this isn’t true. Am headed to Berlin mid Feb, not this week.”
“@saraccbleitao @Tesla Pre-Happy birthday!”
“Bioweapon Defense Mode is real https://t.co/xGNLrOyhaQ This is what happens when you turn it on: https://t.co/LnkHzXTxqN https://www.teslamotors.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test?utm_campaign=Blog_050216&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=social”
“@TeslaGong @torybruno At least a few years before Starlink revenue is reasonably predictable. Going public sooner than that would be very painful. Will do my best to give long-term Tesla shareholders preference.”
“@Gfilche @Tesla It still needs more work imo, but we can probably widen the beta a little next month”
“@RDAnglePhoto @SpaceX @Teslarati Yes, it does.”
“@TeslaNY @live_munro Munro rocks!”
“@Tesla With similar track wheels/tires/brakes, Model S P100D is faster”
“@tim_cook @iliketeslas Congratulations”
“Last night's Tesla Powerwall and Powerpack unveiling https://t.co/ksD8m6nCJO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKORsrlN-2k”
“RT @Tesla: Make things people love”
“@TeslaNY Jay is right”
“@Tesla Also, Blood, Gandalf the Grey & Superdraco”
“@dfchil We are going to move all info and settings to the "cloud" (aka server) so any Tesla you drive in the world automatically adjusts to you”
“@AnythingTesla @Tesla Yeah”
“@WholeMarsBlog Most people have no idea, even though there are so many FSD progress videos posted. Munro understood right away. There will be a gap before the next release, but then it will be a step change better. Tesla is solving a major real-world AI problem.”
“@teslaownersSV 🤣”
“@teslaownersSV @LucidMotors @Rivian @klwtts If they cut their opex & cogs dramatically, then they have a chance, but that hasn’t happened yet”
“@JoannMuller @alanohnsman @Forbes The Tesla board has done incredible work overseeing the largest value creation in the auto industry in 100+ years, despite many setbacks. Tesla owes its very existence to this board!”
“@BasedBeffJezos @Tesla_Optimus Already does”
“@truth_tesla @veespike @HillaryClinton @Twitter Whether other senior campaign managers were aware or not is a separate question. What is *not* in question is that Sussmann charged the Clinton Campaign for his Russia hoax meeting with the FBI. Source document: https://t.co/61C8L9isIU https://www.justice.gov/sco/press-release/file/1433511/download”
“RT @cb_doge: ELON MUSK: "Optimus will actually eliminate poverty. Optimus will actually give people incredible medical care. Optimus will u…”
“@WholeMarsBlog @ConsumerReports Tesla is half a decade ahead or more”
“@DirtyTesLa @Tesla Roundabouts will get great soon”
“@TeslaFruit Thanks Sandy!”
“@sashayanshin If I were another car company, I would license FSD”
“@AIDRIVR @Tesla_AI 14.2 for widespread use”
“@RenataKonkoly @WR4NYGov It’s great that they’ve changed their tune these days, but the truth is that GM tried damn hard to kill the electric car! If not for competitive pressure from Tesla, they would be doing nothing. https://t.co/BAa6mXvbrZ https://watchdocumentaries.com/who-killed-the-electric-car/”
“@DirtyTesLa Maybe I can squeeze it in tomorrow night”
“@teslaownersSV @Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 About five full stacks”
“@TeslaBoomerPapa Let’s assume for a minute that I am on drugs (I definitely am not): This sad case is saying that I’m kicking his ass while wasted 🤣🤣”
“Just want to say thanks to customers & investors that took a chance on Tesla through the long, dark night. We wouldn't be here without you.”
“@teslaownersSV An SUV that is faster than a Formula 1 race car https://t.co/43YJpFDGpf”
“@WholeMarsBlog @SawyerMerritt @Tesla He doesn’t get enough negative feedback. This platform is great for that :).”
“@yoyovinzi Would love to be in India. Some challenging government regulations, unfortunately. Deepak Ahuja, our CFO, is from India. Tesla will be there as soon as he believes we should.”
“@ray4tesla Did my best to warn people that LiDAR isn’t optimal for cars. Roads are designed for biological neural nets & eyes, so digital neural nets & cameras will work best. I say this even though Dragon uses LiDAR for docking with Station, so I don’t intrinsically hate that technology.”
“@Teslarati No surprise”
“@teslaownersSV @TaiwanSemi_TSC @Samsung Optimus and our supercomputer clusters. AI4 is enough to achieve much better than human safety for FSD.”
“@thirdrowtesla This number won’t leave me alone! 🤣🤣”
“@GailAlfarATX They’ve been writing bogus articles about Tesla (and me) for years. In the end, it is their own credibility that suffers.”
“@SamTalksTesla Your comment above: “Who in their right mind would buy an ICE after 2025 knowing its residual value will be zilch? Legacy auto: go EV or go BUST!” is super important for car buyers. Residual values for gas/diesel cars will plummet in coming years.”
“@GigaS3XY @ACTBrigitte It was $500M, but then Tesla went up a lot, so now it’s $1.5B to $2B to close it out”
“@TeslaNY Do you even press?”
“@Teslaconomics True ❤️”
“@wintonARK Cybertrucks and Optimus robots”
“Tesla customers are v smart & don't want media speaking on their behalf abt Autopilot. Recent poll: 0.0% want it disabled -- not 0.1%, 0.0%.”
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 @w00ki33 Oh yeah, forgot to mention it actually landed fine, just not on Mr Steven https://t.co/HckB2OkJ5L”
“Reminder that US federal tax drops by $1875 for any Tesla delivered after June 30. Order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr. http://Tesla.com”
