“Tesla P100D put to the test by Drag Times https://t.co/5qP3o2VDdW http://bgr.com/2016/09/15/tesla-model-s-p100d-speed-review/”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@llamaa35079089 @ID_AA_Carmack @Tesla You really want waypoints this much?”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “Math and physics are rigorous judges, so i’m used to being in a maximally truth-seeking environment and that’s definite…”
“@MODL3PILOT @coffeetabletsla @PPathole @Twitter Yes, that would have a big impact!”
“@PaperBagInvest But reaching volume production with sustained positive cash flow was last achieved by an American car company, Chrysler, ~100 years ago! Ford & Tesla are the only American car companies to avoid bankruptcy. Even GM & Chrysler went bankrupt in 2009.”
“@flcnhvy @WholeMarsBlog @truth_tesla @LimitingThe This is obv debatable, but I’d call anything with ~300 miles / ~500 km of true usable travel distance “long range”, beyond that “very long range””
“@woodhaus2 Thanks for everything you’ve done for Tesla!”
“@DrKnowItAll16 @Tesla_AI Yes, this is fully autonomous (no human in the loop anywhere)”
“@teslaownersSV I’m shy ☺️”
“@Teslaconomics It is very easy! 11.4.7, which is mostly, but not entirely, AI is with Tesla employees and a few external users. Rolls out to anyone who bought FSD in the North America next week.”
“@MinimalDuck @Tesla Cool, sorry it took so long for the auto wipers to work well. Harder than it seems.”
“@silverph @ring @TOCNYS @Tesla @TeslaNY 🤣”
“@xSharknado @DogecoinRise @TeslaGong 🤣🤣”
“RT @teslaownersSV: The @doge family Elon Musk and Little 𝕏. https://t.co/1ibxBcL9US”
“@ByeonChansoo @ilyasut @karpathy Toronto streetcars are not yet handled well by FSD. Btw, @karpathy is on a ~4 month sabbatical.”
“RT @cb_doge: ELON MUSK: "Tesla is the only company with all the ingredients for making intelligent humanoid robots at scale. My prediction…”
“@Benioff @Tesla You’re welcome”
“RT @tesla_na: Every Tesla you buy in the US is designed, engineered & made right here in America 🇺🇸”
“@dogeofficialceo @DirtyTesLa @rocobasilisk @SwipeWright 💯”
“@ray4tesla V12 is still training”
“RT @teslaownersSV: The duo who will save America brim bankruptcy https://t.co/Dj0K1n6yHL”
“@JonErlichman Tesla has the potential to be #1 by a large margin”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Yup”
“RT @Tesla: FSD Supervised approved in the Netherlands 🇳🇱”
“@24_7TeslaNews @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Current generation Neuralinks can help to some degree, but an advanced case of Alzheimers often involves macro degeneration of the brain. However, Neuralinks should theoretically be able restore almost any functionality lost due *localized* brain damage from stroke or injury.”
“@teslaownersSV @PPathole @Gfilche @MadeInTheUSANJ @JoeBiden Feels like a Looney Tunes episode”
“@Gfilche @Tesla A crazy amount of execution is needed to get there, but I do see a path to world’s biggest company”
“@JohnnaCrider1 @TwitterSupport @Teslarati @WholeMarsBlog 🤔”
“@flcnhvy @thirdrowtesla @YoavOffek Roundabouts no problem, but dodging distracted human drivers very tricky!”
“RT @daltybrewer: NEWS: 70.7% OF PEOPLE SAID THEY WOULD BUY A TESLA AGAIN IN A GERMAN POLL WITH OVER 450,000 PARTICIPANTS It’s time to en…”
“@Tesla_Bill @InsideEVs 2170 is about the right cell size, but I don’t recommend copying our current module design. Far too difficult to manufacture.”
“@thirdrowtesla @MFrunker Thanks! We are taking some key steps to reduce satellite brightness btw. Should be much less noticeable during orbit raise by changing solar panel angle & all sats get sunshades starting with launch 9.”
“RT @Tesla_AI: If cars had brains ... oh wait, they do https://t.co/jceZsH4tTj”
“@flcnhvy @AlamedaCounty @Tesla Exactly”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “Elon Musk’s saved us almost $200B, and rising far, He loves our 🇺🇸. He doesn’t need to do this.” Trump https://t.co/F… null”
“RT @DimaZeniuk: “You’ve got to look at Elon, at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink – the guy is our Einstein. I'd like to be helpful to him and his c…”
“@jhong @c_valenzuelab We’ve been able to generate physics-accurate, real-time video for self-driving training & testing at @Tesla_AI for a long time. The compute required for this (roughly one H100 per HD camera) is still far too expensive for consumer use, but probably becomes affordable in 2 to 3”
“@Model3Owners Model 3 Performance order page progressively rolling out to reservation holders over the next week or so. It’s a really great car. Not saying that lightly. Test drive is a mindwarp. Aiming to have these as our first test drive Model 3 cars in stores within 4 to 6 week’s.”
“@F_Nela1 @Teslarati 🤣🤣”
“@DrJimFan Tesla has this too for Optimus. As you say, it is essential for humanoid robot training.”
“@truth_tesla @brettlindquist @garyblack00 Yeah, not cool”
“@AbiyAhmedAli @Tesla Good talking to you too. It was an honor.”
“@flcnhvy @thirdrowtesla AddLabel -> PersonDressedAsCone”
“@teslectrics @60Minutes You’re right. There was a ton of footage with many people at Tesla that would be great to share. Longer pieces like we did with @MKBHD tell a more interesting story.”
“Post should go live on Tesla website around 5pm”
“RT @Tesla: A Tesla using Autopilot technology is 10x less likely to be involved in an accident”
“RT @ElonClipsX: Elon Musk: A self-driving Tesla should always do the right thing, even if a UFO lands in the middle of the road. “For self…”
“Tesla charger map https://t.co/9tei7lU4FD https://x.com/teslamotors/status/711601527765360640”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "I'm a technologist. I build rockets and cars. I derive joy from seeing people enjoy the products that my companies make…”
“@thirdrowtesla His son sounds great btw”
