“RT @SawyerMerritt: Tesla Cybercab autonomously cruising around Giga Texas today. Can’t wait until these things are everywhere on public ro…”
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“@LeilaniMunter @Tesla @HickoryPD @StephenAtHome @cleanairNC @cleanenergyorg @CMPD How bizarre. Sorry to hear that.”
“RT @Tesla: And the best thing is that you can buy a Tesla online within 2 mins. On your phone. Don’t even have to speak to anybody if you…”
“@WholeMarsBlog Smoothing out crazy end of quarter delivery wave to reduce expedite costs & relieve stress on Tesla team. Aiming for steadier deliveries intra-quarter.”
“@tim_ottawa @teslaownersSV Mars is, admittedly, a fixer upper of a planet”
“@MiFSDBetaTester @WholeMarsBlog 🤣”
“RT @AmOptimistShow: 🚨NEW: @JTLonsdale on Tesla terrorism: "That's how authoritarians react, that's how the left reacts... they've tried to…”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Tesla AI will feel increasingly sentient”
“@TeslaBoomerMama Sure”
“@JohnnaCrider1 @WholeMarsBlog If Tesla owners are “conspiracy theorists”, then it would be fair to call them “advertising salespeople masquerading as truthtellers”. If that’s an unfair criticism, a simple rebuttal would be to show their articles per fatality for all automakers. Tesla is ~0.02% of deaths …”
“@PPathole @Teslarati @BocaChicaGal Will attempt to fly later this week”
“RT @teslaownersSV: If Elon Musk is such a Nazi, why are the Top officials of Israel buying Teslas ? https://t.co/SweRwQDqSK”
“@Teslarati @BocaChicaGal The legs extend & telescope out, so are longer than they seem, but not as long as they will be for SN4+”
“RT @MattWallaceTech: New housing development in Houston that comes with a Tesla Solar Roof and Power Walls. This should come standard on ev…”
“@Alpsoy66 @EricFrohnhoefer @MEAInd I have Tesla covered too. Will be there part of this week.”
“RT @Tesla_AI: You drive with eyes and a brain, not a suite of sensors Our cars do the same”
“@RationalEtienne @LaurenRow5 @EvaFoxU @JohnnaCrider1 @Kristennetten @vincent13031925 @28delayslater @Sofiaan @hamids @InsideEVs Tesla is first American car company to achieve sustained volume production in past ~100 years. Hardest, most painful thing I’ve ever been through, including getting Falcon to orbit.”
“@Teslaconomics Bizarrely, government funding is still being directed to hydrogen trucks. It is idiotic.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Reusable rockets will get us to Mars https://t.co/pGshwgobqF”
“@scott_peak Cybertruck option package”
“@teslaownersSV @Model3Owners @TrungTPhan Felt I had done enough on the Internet (Zip2 & PayPal) that my work would be useful to others. Needed to get going on accelerating sustainable energy & making life multiplanetary.”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge This old YouTube clip helps explain why former UAW members who work at Tesla are not huge fans of UAW https://t.co/dncVvZrkoL https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S4DZ74IXh1U”
“@teslaownersSV @cb_doge @Tesla @mayemusk I guess we could make Joe mode quieter”
“RT @BigBrainBizness: In Elon Musk’s 2018 leaked Tesla memo, he lays out 7 blunt rules for getting more shit done: https://t.co/z9m7cf05Pj”
“@AI45375964 @kerrikgray @aliciatoralll @Chloe202242 @galhc71 @TonyadeVitti @AIFutureDesign @KettlebellLife @imPenny2x @TeslaSynopsis @dvorahfr Citizen journalism is vital to the future of civilization”
“@PPathole @teslaownersSV @BillyM2k @engineers_feed Something like that”
“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla @KerbalSpaceP This game is my personal favorite, but I am biased towards space stuff”
“@cybertruck 😂”
“@EvaFoxU @Tesla Others will probably pass human trials first, but this machine is pretty special for generalized vaccine production. Was originally intended for rabies, which is a very tricky virus.”
“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla is steadily moving all NNs to 8 camera surround video. This will enable superhuman self-driving.”
“RT @niccruzpatane: The Tesla Model Y Is The Best-Selling Vehicle Worldwide In 2024 https://t.co/CG4TJgeAND”
“@IheartTesla @EvaFoxU @Tesla For sure. Giga Berlin will build sustainable energy vehicles using sustainable energy, so net environmental impact will be extremely positive!”
“Tesla P100D put to the test by Drag Times https://t.co/5qP3o2VDdW http://bgr.com/2016/09/15/tesla-model-s-p100d-speed-review/”
“@llamaa35079089 @ID_AA_Carmack @Tesla You really want waypoints this much?”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “Math and physics are rigorous judges, so i’m used to being in a maximally truth-seeking environment and that’s definite…”
“@MODL3PILOT @coffeetabletsla @PPathole @Twitter Yes, that would have a big impact!”
“@flcnhvy @WholeMarsBlog @truth_tesla @LimitingThe This is obv debatable, but I’d call anything with ~300 miles / ~500 km of true usable travel distance “long range”, beyond that “very long range””
“@woodhaus2 Thanks for everything you’ve done for Tesla!”
“@DrKnowItAll16 @Tesla_AI Yes, this is fully autonomous (no human in the loop anywhere)”
“@teslaownersSV I’m shy ☺️”
“@Teslaconomics It is very easy! 11.4.7, which is mostly, but not entirely, AI is with Tesla employees and a few external users. Rolls out to anyone who bought FSD in the North America next week.”
“@MinimalDuck @Tesla Cool, sorry it took so long for the auto wipers to work well. Harder than it seems.”
“@silverph @ring @TOCNYS @Tesla @TeslaNY 🤣”
“@xSharknado @DogecoinRise @TeslaGong 🤣🤣”
“RT @teslaownersSV: The @doge family Elon Musk and Little 𝕏. https://t.co/1ibxBcL9US”
“@ByeonChansoo @ilyasut @karpathy Toronto streetcars are not yet handled well by FSD. Btw, @karpathy is on a ~4 month sabbatical.”
“RT @cb_doge: ELON MUSK: "Tesla is the only company with all the ingredients for making intelligent humanoid robots at scale. My prediction…”
“@Benioff @Tesla You’re welcome”
“RT @tesla_na: Every Tesla you buy in the US is designed, engineered & made right here in America 🇺🇸”
“@dogeofficialceo @DirtyTesLa @rocobasilisk @SwipeWright 💯”
