“@teslaownersSV @TheRealKeean We have to solve a huge part of AI just to make cars drive themselves. In retrospect, it was inevitable. The road system is designed for cameras (eyes) & neural nets (brains).”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@abhiyogi Slight chance of Starship flight to Mars crewed by Optimus in Nov/Dec next year. A lot needs to go right for that. More likely, first flight without humans in ~3.5 years, next flight ~5.5 years with humans. Mars city self-sustaining in 20 to 30 years.”
“Third https://t.co/JAcuaLWTQY https://x.com/teslamotors/status/890292323145228288”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “The reason I believe in truth and honesty is because I'm trying to understand the universe. I'm trying to understand re…”
“@justpaulinelol That basically describes SoC 0 vs SoC 1 of our FSD computer right now. Soon to change!”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "𝕏 played a pivotal role not just in this election but in keeping the country alive. 𝕏 is the only place where you can f…”
“@TeslaGong @inspiration4x Yeah, a little oven for heating food & Starlink wifi”
“@greggertruck How do people keep figuring out that it’s a Cybertruck under the cover!? 😂”
“@WholeMarsBlog @teslaownersSV Saturday”
“@DrSallyL @Tesla Coming soon. Lot of cool stuff.”
“RT @TeslaCharging: Thank you everyone for your outpouring of support for the launch of Tesla Diner! We have lines around the block since w…”
“RT @SpaceX: TERAFAB: the next step to becoming a galactic civilization Together with @Tesla & @xAI, we're building the largest chip manufa…”
“@28delayslater @thirdrowtesla Invasive ventilators are for worst case patients. Survival rate at that point is low, as Gov Cuomo has pointed out. Nonetheless, we start delivery of intratracheal Medtronic units in NYC tonight.”
“Prince Albert & Princess Charlene drove a Tesla around the track to open @F1 Monaco! The honor is much appreciated :) http://t.co/gjQmbm541s”
“@AaronS5_ @TesLatino Over time, all countries”
“RT @Tesla_Optimus: Model S & X will live on through me https://t.co/kNXx2eK1U2”
“@teslaownersSV @UniverCurious Electrical & mechanical engineering”
“@TeslaGong Yes”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Pepsi Tesla driver: "I'm not a techy person; Within a half hour I was comfortable. If you know how to use a smartphone t…”
“@DirtyTesLa Hopefully”
“Sensible article on Autopilot by @the guardian https://t.co/BbvXaNI4Xk https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jul/17/self-driving-car-crash-proves-nothing-tesla-autopilot”
“@Teslaconomics 😂”
“@teslaownersSV Such a great country and people!”
“@Gfilche @Tesla Ok”
“@rknapp_12 @Tesla @thirdrowtesla Coming soon”
“@teslaownersSV Too early to say for sure”
“Model S drivetrain warranty increased to infinite miles, applies retroactively ... http://t.co/0Gwukwj6qT http://teslamotors.com/blog/infinite-mile-warranty”
“RT @Teslaconomics: My Tesla Robotaxi avoids running over a peacock https://t.co/aUCu0dD5lq”
“Moreover, energy produced by Tesla solar deployments far exceeds energy used in our factories https://t.co/IDqf5gWeFt”
“Model S achieves best safety rating of any car ever tested by US govt http://t.co/W1rZ5ceEVX http://www.teslamotors.com/about/press/releases/tesla-model-s-achieves-best-safety-rating-any-car-ever-tested”
“@Mark_Goldberg_ @Tesla One day soon, I will wear this outfit https://t.co/T0SnF4UgYK”
“RT @Tesla: Guys … What if the taxis were … robots”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk won’t be bribed or bought “Offer me money, offer me power, I don't care. I'll say what I want to say, and if…”
“@beffjezos Digital Optimus”
“RT @Tesla: Design & engineering walkthrough of New Model Y https://t.co/2jvMQOXGkM”
“@Tesla Will start at ~2:15. Sorry for slight delay.”
“@ICannot_Enough @thirdrowtesla Explains the sad lack of progress in candy research!”
“EU regulators find no safety concerns with Autopilot https://t.co/zOykm4XeHP http://electrek.co/2016/07/14/european-authority-tesla-autopilot-after-beta-scare/”
“@patrickc @Tesla Great work with Stripe btw. Much needed.”
“@teslaownersSV Two weeks”
“@TeslaBoomerMama There will always be critics. What is perhaps notable is that I don’t attempt to silence them even on a platform that I own.”
“@TesLatino Is will be smooth as silk”
“RT @linija172: I mocked him almost daily when he bought a Tesla, mocked him when he went on trips to visit charging stations, mocked him wh…”
“@Mich41V4294 @flcnhvy @28delayslater @karpathy Hoping to open in Slovakia, Croatia, Serbia & most of Eastern Europe early next year. Finally, we will do Nikola Tesla proud by having his cars in his countries of origin!”
“@CGasparino @Tesla Exactly, this is total bs. What part of “production hell” sounds like a sure thing!?”
“@SawyerMerritt I’m pretty sure Tesla isn’t getting $400M. No one mentioned it to me, at least.”
“@TeslaHype @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Indeed, US taxpayers actually profited from the Tesla loan”
“@teslaownersSV I appreciate the kind words”
“@teslaownersSV @moxie Just iMessage & Signal”
“@ray4tesla Getting Cybertruck road legal in China would be very difficult, but we could ship some prototypes over for display”
