The tweet archive.

“@TeslaMotorsClub !!”

“RT @Tesla_Asia: Happy Chinese New Year🧧🚗 https://t.co/0CaucCyp2e”

“@DirtyTesla Production release update coming this week, which includes raising max speed to 80 mph. Sorry, 75 mph limit was done as precautionary measure. Turned out to be unnecessary.”

“@getjeda @Tesla Haha”

“@teslaownersSV @SamTwits Once the board was presented with the evidence of Eberhard’s deception/fraud & the dire state of the company, all board members, including those he appointed, voted unanimously to fire him in August 2007.”

“@AdamLowisz @DonutOperator Not sure what the status of Illinois is. A pretty good guide is that if Waymo is operating somewhere, then regulations allow robotaxi in that city or state. Tesla will operate there as soon as we reaffirm safety testing in that locale and receive a license to operate.”

“@billhuang688 @woonomic @VaibhavSisinty I put in all I had, whereas Eberhard, who was worth over $10M at the time, refused to invest a penny to help Tesla. If it was really his baby, he would never have stood by while it starved to death. https://t.co/ZDfYLD5qkL https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgement_of_Solomon”

“@teslaownersSV @ID_AA_Carmack There will probably be several launch countdowns before we pass all the abort triggers, but hopefully first countdown is next month”

“@koreafsdplz @BrianRoemmele Yes”

“@teslaownersSV @MadonnaInn @telsa @SjvTesla @TeslaClubSoCal @TeslaClubLA @TeslaOwnersNBay @MyTeslaAdventur @teslaownersriv1 @OCTeslaClub @Tesla Probably”

“RT @JoNationLive: Picked up a pizza order. As I walked out, an elderly couple was getting out of their new Tesla Model Y. I said, “Beautifu…”

“@Model3Owners @TrungTPhan It took an utterly insane amount of work to move the SpaceX & Tesla success probabilities above ~zero”

“@thirdrowtesla 🤣🤣”

“@teslaownersSV @TheRealKeean We have to solve a huge part of AI just to make cars drive themselves. In retrospect, it was inevitable. The road system is designed for cameras (eyes) & neural nets (brains).”

“@abhiyogi Slight chance of Starship flight to Mars crewed by Optimus in Nov/Dec next year. A lot needs to go right for that. More likely, first flight without humans in ~3.5 years, next flight ~5.5 years with humans. Mars city self-sustaining in 20 to 30 years.”

“Third https://t.co/JAcuaLWTQY https://x.com/teslamotors/status/890292323145228288”

“RT @teslaownersSV: “The reason I believe in truth and honesty is because I'm trying to understand the universe. I'm trying to understand re…”

“@justpaulinelol That basically describes SoC 0 vs SoC 1 of our FSD computer right now. Soon to change!”

“RT @teslaownersSV: "𝕏 played a pivotal role not just in this election but in keeping the country alive. 𝕏 is the only place where you can f…”

“@TeslaGong @inspiration4x Yeah, a little oven for heating food & Starlink wifi”

“@greggertruck How do people keep figuring out that it’s a Cybertruck under the cover!? 😂”

“@WholeMarsBlog @teslaownersSV Saturday”

“@DrSallyL @Tesla Coming soon. Lot of cool stuff.”

“RT @TeslaCharging: Thank you everyone for your outpouring of support for the launch of Tesla Diner! We have lines around the block since w…”

“RT @SpaceX: TERAFAB: the next step to becoming a galactic civilization Together with @Tesla & @xAI, we're building the largest chip manufa…”

“@28delayslater @thirdrowtesla Invasive ventilators are for worst case patients. Survival rate at that point is low, as Gov Cuomo has pointed out. Nonetheless, we start delivery of intratracheal Medtronic units in NYC tonight.”

“Prince Albert & Princess Charlene drove a Tesla around the track to open @F1 Monaco! The honor is much appreciated :) http://t.co/gjQmbm541s”

“@AaronS5_ @TesLatino Over time, all countries”

“RT @Tesla_Optimus: Model S & X will live on through me https://t.co/kNXx2eK1U2”

“@teslaownersSV @UniverCurious Electrical & mechanical engineering”

“@TeslaGong Yes”

“RT @SawyerMerritt: Pepsi Tesla driver: "I'm not a techy person; Within a half hour I was comfortable. If you know how to use a smartphone t…”

“@DirtyTesLa Hopefully”

“Sensible article on Autopilot by @the guardian https://t.co/BbvXaNI4Xk https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jul/17/self-driving-car-crash-proves-nothing-tesla-autopilot”

“@Teslaconomics 😂”

“@teslaownersSV Such a great country and people!”

“@WholeMarsBlog Neuralink plus Optimus has potential for incredible artificial limbs”

“@SawyerMerritt From Grok 🤣🤣 Well, well, well, if it isn't our favorite stock market soothsayer, Jim "Reverse Midas Touch" Cramer, back at it again with his crystal ball predictions. This time, he's foretelling a bright future for Tesla, claiming it could soon reach a $1 trillion market cap.…”

“@Gfilche @Tesla Ok”

“@rknapp_12 @Tesla @thirdrowtesla Coming soon”

“@teslaownersSV Too early to say for sure”

“RT @Teslaconomics: My Tesla Robotaxi avoids running over a peacock https://t.co/aUCu0dD5lq”

“Moreover, energy produced by Tesla solar deployments far exceeds energy used in our factories https://t.co/IDqf5gWeFt”

“Model S achieves best safety rating of any car ever tested by US govt http://t.co/W1rZ5ceEVX http://www.teslamotors.com/about/press/releases/tesla-model-s-achieves-best-safety-rating-any-car-ever-tested”

“@Mark_Goldberg_ @Tesla One day soon, I will wear this outfit https://t.co/T0SnF4UgYK”

“RT @Tesla: Guys … What if the taxis were … robots”

“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk won’t be bribed or bought “Offer me money, offer me power, I don't care. I'll say what I want to say, and if…”

“@beffjezos Digital Optimus”

“RT @Tesla: Design & engineering walkthrough of New Model Y https://t.co/2jvMQOXGkM”

“@Tesla Will start at ~2:15. Sorry for slight delay.”