The tweet archive.

“RT @Teslaconomics: This is what happens when Elon runs your company. xAI which is only 2.5 yrs old and has a team size that is 1/10th of m…”

“RT @teslaownersSV: Neuralink’s first patient in the UK, Paul, who is paralyzed by motor neuron disease, has received a brain implant. Just…”

“@EricRWeinstein @Tesla @boringcompany @X @xai @SpaceX 🚀”

“@Ryan4Tesla7 @xai @arena 😂”

“RT @_SFTahoe: SPACEX/xAI/TESLA TERAFAB Last night was historic. It was BIG. The Terafab announcement is Civilization Level BIG. Make humani…”

“@YunTaTsai1 @ibab @xai Yeah, par for the course for many years with Tesla AI 😂”

“@YogiSC1127 @Tesla Deep Rain™️ neural net coming soon. We’re not trademarking any other Autopilot neural nets, just this one, because rain is deep.”

“@jeffskoll @SpaceX @Tesla Thanks Jeff 😀 Note, xAI is a generalized AI company and was not created as an offshoot of Tesla in any way whatsoever.”

“RT @patrick_cho_1: Come visit @TeslaAI’s @NeurIPSConf booth to drive in our neural sim environment! We’re hiring! https://t.co/UiKwsQdSqx”

“@teslaownersSV @iamyesyouareno @MarioNawfal The specific area I’m talking about is engineering, which is needed to build the best technology. Encouraging kids to learn how things work is the key. Take apart car engines, toasters, microwave ovens, speakers, etc. Make model airplanes, rockets, cars. As you’re doing this…”

“Fight Recap: I joked on X about fighting Zuck Zuck then said “SEND ME LOCATION” Italy graciously offered a Colosseum Zuck declined I suggested his home as “safe space” Tragically, he was ahem “traveling” Is there anywhere he will fight? https://t.co/gpcRLW49fv https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12222925/Zuck-V-Musk-Meta-boss-tells-Tesla-CEO-send-location-CAGE-FIGHT-Vegas.html”

“Plaid Model S ships next month https://t.co/HFUPTnQiPB”

“Tesla has by far the most advanced real-world AI. No one else is even close. Join us @Tesla_AI! [@YunTaTsai1] Sometimes I am still pondering on the fact that Tesla, a car company, would decide to create its own brain six years ago. Not for playing games, but to solve the hardest holy grail in human history — full autonomy. Still sounds crazy, even today.”

“With our little 20 Watt meat computers [@teslaownersSV] "I'm glad to say that the Starship mission was done entirely with human brains without any use of AI The future of AI might look at that and say not bad for bunch of monkeys." Elon Musk )”

“@teslaownersSV AOC pretends to have brain and it’s not working”

“@ElonsBrain @Tesla Upgrading to 250kW soon”

“@SP_LimitReviews @Tesla @CodingMark @Manic_Marge @teslainventory @WholeMarsBlog Lot of good work happening on Tesla sound codec & audio software in general. Aiming for maximum music dopamine in your brain!”

“RT @Tesla_AI: You drive with eyes and a brain, not a suite of sensors Our cars do the same”

“RT @BigBrainBizness: In Elon Musk’s 2018 leaked Tesla memo, he lays out 7 blunt rules for getting more shit done: https://t.co/z9m7cf05Pj”

“RT @Tesla_AI: If cars had brains ... oh wait, they do https://t.co/jceZsH4tTj”

“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] Police Tesla Model S Plaid vs police Ford Explorer acceleration test. )”

“@ajtourville Tesla’s big brain for AI training”

“RT @MarioNawfal: CHAMATH: FSD CAN ELIMINATE ALL UNNECESSARY ROAD DEATHS “Elon has an AI brain inside the Tesla, and the ability to drive s…”

“Not bad, @Tesla! [@MarioNawfal] TESLA OUTSOLD THE NEXT 10 EV BRANDS COMBINED IN Q1 2025 Tesla remained far ahead of the competition in Q1 2025, selling 128,100 EVs — more than the next 10 brands combined. The Model Y and Model 3 continued to lead the charts, showing Tesla’s strong grip on the U.S. electric”

“Altman literally testified to Congress that he wouldn’t get OpenAI compensation and now he wants $10 billion! What a liar. [@teslaownersSV] Open AI making moves to turn a non profit into for profit. Sam Altman gets 7% of the company in new for profit company. )”

“@TeslaGong @ElonsBrain @CathieDWood @ARKInvest It will ultimately be used to make up for entire lost sections of the brain due to stroke/accident/congenital. Don’t want to get too excited, but the potential is truly transformational for restoring brain & motor functions. There is no other way to do it imo.”

“Encouraging destruction of Teslas throughout the country is extreme domestic terrorism!! [@MarioNawfal] 🚨🇺🇸 TESLA OWNERS DOXED: SELL YOUR CAR OR STAY ON THE LIST A website called “Dogequest” has reportedly published the names, addresses, and phone numbers of Tesla owners across the U.S., complete with an interactive map and a Molotov cocktail cursor. The site claims it will only”

“@IheartTesla No easy way to answer this in a tweet, but helping with dire brain injuries is our first priority. Details Aug 28.”

“@shifthappends @Tesla A lot of my brain space is spent dealing with both units!”

“This is pure gold 😂 The 1996 model Schumer is right! [@WesternLensman] 🚨1996: Chuck Schumer explains “the number one reason" illegals come to the US is so they can defraud programs like Social Security — and wants to stop it. Chuck sounding very DOGE! “This is an anti-fraud amendment. All over where we go, people say, why can't you stop illegal”

“It does look awesome [@MarioNawfal] JOE ROGAN’S NEW CUSTOM TESLA LOOKS AMAZING Joe has added a one-of-one UP Tesla S-APEX to his collection, built by Unplugged Performance. The custom Model S features a carbon fiber widebody, white and blue pearl paint, and a high-end Banbū leather & Alcantara interior. It’s…”

“Scam Altman [@teslaownersSV] Sam Altman on May 16, 2023: "I have no equity in OpenAI." "I'm doing this because I love it." )”

“New Tesla Model 3 version available in America. 363 miles of range for $35k!”

“Tesla Model S & Model X have hospital-grade HEPA air filters, protecting you from dust, bacteria, pollen (allergies), spores & many toxic gases https://t.co/48s5D3IfWs https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”

“Tesla Model S Plaid delivery event June 3 at our California factory Fastest production car ever 0 to 60mph in under 2 secs”

“https://t.co/tu4nztFwwG [@Tesla] New Model Y Performance now available in the US – 3.3 secs 0-60 – 155 mph top speed – 308 mi range Highlights – New front/rear fascia & carbon spoiler for better aerodynamics – Performance carbon spoiler = increased downforce, reduced drag – New 21" Arachnid wheels + tires with”

“@EricIdle @The_PlugSeeker @ElonsBrain @TheMERL @Tesla ♥️♥️♥️ 🐍🐍🐍 ♥️♥️♥️”

“True [@heydave7] Tesla's new Model Y is an amazing car. Smoother, quieter, better sound system, more refined, rear screen and controls, blind spot monitor, air-conditioned front seats, and much more. Well done Tesla team.”

“Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month! https://t.co/YcouvFz6Y1”

“Tesla self-driving saves a lot of lives – the statistics are unequivocal. That doesn’t mean it’s perfect, of course. Even when we improve safety 10X, saving 90% of the million lives lost in auto accidents every year, Tesla will still get sued for the 10% who did die. The 90% [@ElliotCohe74430] Tesla FSD just saved two lives on the highway. A man walked straight into traffic in heavy fog/rain at 65+ mph. The Model 3 spotted him and swerved safely. Could’ve been fatal for both the pedestrian and my cousin driving. Insane reaction time. Grateful for @elonmusk @Tesla”

“The Plaid Speed Model S Tesla does 0 to 60 mph in 2 seconds. Crushes any million dollar sports car, despite being a 4 door sedan.”

“Model S goes to Plaid speed this week”

“Model S Plaid delivery pushed to June 10. Needs one more week of tweak. This car feels like a spaceship. Words cannot describe the limbic resonance.”

“Cool [@MarioNawfal] 🇳🇴TESLA MODEL Y: BEST-SELLING VEHICLE IN MARCH AND Q1 IN NORWAY The Tesla Model Y topped the sales charts in Norway for both March and the first quarter of 2025, maintaining its lead even after the transition to the refreshed model. Despite fierce competition, the Model Y”

“Try Tesla self-driving! It’s awesome. [@RaoulGMI] Tesla FSD is nothing short of magic. Just rented a Cybertruck, picked it up at the airport and it drove us directly to the Airbnb. None of the stress of a new city, new roads, new car. Had it for 5 days and never drove myself. It drove perfectly. So easy and liberating”

“Updated @Tesla Model S & X! [@Tesla] Model S & X are now even better – launching today in the US 🇺🇸 Highlights: – Frost Blue paint color – Up to 410 miles of range (Model S Long Range – our longest range Tesla yet) – Even quieter inside: less wind + road noise & more effective Active Noise Cancellation – New”

“Tesla is training a new FSD model with ~10X params and a big improvement to video compression loss. Probably ready for public release end of next month if testing goes well.”

“More affordable version (RWD) version of Model Y is now available. Note: it performs well on snow & ice with all-season or winter tires. AWD is nice to have, but not required for winter driving.”

“The first fully autonomous delivery of a Tesla Model Y from factory to a customer home across town, including highways, was just completed a day ahead of schedule!! Congratulations to the @Tesla_AI teams, both software & AI chip design!”

“Model S Plaid is sickkkk!!!!”