The tweet archive.

“RT @muskonomy: 🚨NEWS: Andrej Karpathy just reviewed Tesla FSD on his new Model X and he’s blown away. He called it “basically a flawless d…”

“RT @stevenmarkryan: Tesla Optimus Kung Fu Demo Causes MELTDOWN $TSLA https://t.co/V8MpoOHoDE”

“RT @Tslachan: Tesla China has posted a video explaining how soundproof the New Model Y is. https://t.co/qiUIkEHfR9”

“@lexfridman @Tesla This is why it’s possible for Tesla to have a million robotaxis by end of 2020 if we upgrade existing HW2 fleet of ~500k & make at least ~500k FSD cars”

“RT @tslaming: BREAKING 🇨🇳 Tesla China is crushing it: Model S is Gone, Model X Nearly Sold Out 💥 🛑 Tesla Model S inventory is SOLD OUT acr…”

“@hoofhrtd1254 @Teslatunity @Model3Owners Going to early access (including all who bought FSD) Tesla owners in US next week. If US early access rollout looks good, then rest of world early access owners following week. Might be some delays in EU for regulatory approval.”

“RT @DirtyTesLa: Karpathy gives a glowing review of FSD 13 on his brand new HW4 Model X Quite a big upgrade from HW3!”

“RT @brandon_collup: @Civixplorer I just got a Tesla Model 3 with Full Self Driving. Was never a Tesla or EV fan, but the FSD is absolutely…”

“♥️♥️ Happy Valentine’s Day ♥️♥️ [@Tesla_Optimus] Wish me luck )”

“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] Police Tesla Model S Plaid vs police Ford Explorer acceleration test. )”

“Yeah, it’s awesome. Once you use Tesla Autopilot/FSD for commuting, you won’t use any other car.”

“Unsupervised full self-driving begins [@Tesla_AI] Teslas now drive themselves from their birthplace at the factory to their designated loading dock lanes without human intervention One step closer to large-scale unsupervised FSD )”

“Optimus at the Tron premiere [@Tesla_Optimus] Tried to start a fight at the Tron: Ares premiere”

“Starship departs for Mars at the end of next year, carrying Optimus. If those landings go well, then human landings may start as soon as 2029, although 2031 is more likely. [@Teslaconomics] Happy 23rd Anniversary to @SpaceX! Founded on March 14, 2002, and still pushing the limits of what’s possible, here’s to the next chapter of making life multi-planetary!”

“In the near future, your Tesla will drop you off at the store entrance and then go find a parking spot. When you’re ready to exit the store, just tap Summon on your phone and the car will come to you. [@DevinOlsenn] FSD V14.1 Spends 20 Minutes Looking For Parking Spot at Costco This video is sped up 35x once we get hunting for a spot and during that time the car pulls of some really inellegent moves while searching. We did not once pass any empty available spots, the only issue is we didn't”

“Tesla Optimus learning Kung Fu https://t.co/ziEuiiKWn7”

“Optimus can now walk on highly variable ground using neural nets to control its electric limbs. Join @Tesla if you want to work on interesting real-world AI systems.”

“True [@WholeMarsBlog] The follow up act to the Tesla Model Y”

“Tesla will stop selling FSD after Feb 14. FSD will only be available as a monthly subscription thereafter.”

“Tesla AI self-driving will be >10X safer than human driving [@Tesla] Instead of simply braking after the fact, FSD is able to anticipate intent before a pedestrian even steps into the road”

“Your Tesla car will earn you money [@cb_doge] Tesla owners will have the ability to turn their cars into robotaxis. Technically, your car will earn money for you. It's like Uber, but the car drives itself.”

“🔥🔥 [@unusual_whales] BREAKING: Trump says he will label violence against Tesla, $TSLA, dealerships as domestic terrorism.”

“Tesla Robotaxi unveil on 8/8”

“Custom orders of the Tesla Model S & X have come to an end. All that’s left are some in inventory. We will have an official ceremony to mark the ending of an era. I love those cars. This was me at production launch 14 years ago: https://t.co/6kvCf9HTHc”

“Teslas can even drive themselves on dirt roads with no markings [@niccruzpatane] This is epic. Tesla FSD navigating dirt mountain roads in China. )”

“And they’re better cars [@tesla_na] Both Model 3 & Y start at under $40k & can drive themselves under supervision”

“For the past several days, Tesla has been testing self-driving Model Y cars (no one in driver’s seat) on Austin public streets with no incidents. A month ahead of schedule. Next month, first self-delivery from factory to customer.”

“True [@JessePeltan] I don’t think people realize how affordable Teslas have gotten. A new Model Y is $530/month. (72 months)”

“Not bad, @Tesla! [@MarioNawfal] TESLA OUTSOLD THE NEXT 10 EV BRANDS COMBINED IN Q1 2025 Tesla remained far ahead of the competition in Q1 2025, selling 128,100 EVs — more than the next 10 brands combined. The Model Y and Model 3 continued to lead the charts, showing Tesla’s strong grip on the U.S. electric”

“Only a few hundred Tesla Model S & X cars left in inventory. Order now if you want one.”

“The standard Tesla Model Y now has a 320 mile range! Although it is rear-wheel-drive, the precision of Tesla’s electric motors means it still has great traction on snow & ice with all-season tires. https://t.co/Oj2hxF9yiE https://www.tesla.com/modely/design#overview”

“The @Tesla_AI robotaxi launch begins in Austin this afternoon with customers paying a $4.20 flat fee!”

“Tesla will be #1 in more states over time [@Civixplorer] 🚘 Best-selling vehicle in each US state (2025): AL: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series AK: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series AZ: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series AR: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series CA: 🇺🇸 Tesla Model Y CO: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series CT: 🇯🇵 Toyota RAV4 DC: 🇯🇵 Toyota RAV4 DE: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series FL: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series GA: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series HI:”

“Extreme execution is needed, but a valuation of $20 trillion for Tesla is possible [@muskonomy] 🚨BREAKING: Chief Investment Officer Keith Fitz-Gerald says “Betting against Elon is like betting against Steve Jobs” 👀 He believes TSLA is headed toward a $20 trillion valuation.”

“😂 [@iam_smx] Tesla Optimus robots, after learning that Elon Musk will power them with super-advanced Grok AI and send them to Mars on the world’s most powerful rocket, Starship.”

“It will change the look of the roads [@Tesla] Robotaxi details”

“Yes [@Teslaconomics] Optimus is going to be one of the biggest equalizers humanity has ever seen. Bc when every family can access a robot that delivers world class medical care, it means the quality of your health no longer depends on your income, your zip code, or your background. I get it now.”

“It does look awesome [@MarioNawfal] JOE ROGAN’S NEW CUSTOM TESLA LOOKS AMAZING Joe has added a one-of-one UP Tesla S-APEX to his collection, built by Unplugged Performance. The custom Model S features a carbon fiber widebody, white and blue pearl paint, and a high-end Banbū leather & Alcantara interior. It’s…”

“For the Tesla FSD test drive in Palo Alto tonight, I will ask the car to drive to @finkd’s house. Will also test latest X livestream video, so you can monitor our adventure in real-time! If we get lucky and Zuck my 👅 actually answers the door, the fight is on!”

“Tesla puts a lot of effort into ensuring that our cars don’t run over animals [@SawyerMerritt] More than 350 million vertebrate animals are killed by human driven vehicles every year. In general, autonomous vehicles are much better than humans at dodging animals. A compilation I made of @Tesla’s FSD stopping for animals, and often saving their lives:”

“Advanced cybernetics are real [@MarioNawfal] CAN’T SEE, CAN’T WALK? ELON’S WORKING ON THAT Forget flying cars—Elon is out here casually curing blindness and giving people robot limbs you can control with your brain. His Neuralink brain chip can literally plug into your skull and talk to Tesla’s Optimus robot—so if you’ve”

“Tesla FSD [@PeterDiamandis] Tesla's FSD: 5.3 million miles between accidents. US driving average: 660,000.  That's 9x safer. And it's only getting better.”

“Tesla Semi [@niccruzpatane] This is the sound of the all-electric Tesla Semi. Deliveries of the new Production Version begin this year: • Long Range model has 500 miles of range with a full payload. • 1.7 kWh per mile efficiency (average diesel semis are roughly 5–7 kWh per mile equivalent energy use).”

“FSD 14.3 is in Tesla employee beta now and will probably go to wide release end of week”

“This is still very far from our final form [@Tesla_Optimus] Was just getting warmed up”

“Tesla self-driving makes traffic and long drives painless [@Tesla] If your commute sucks, try FSD Supervised”

“Tesla Model Y is #1 in China [@MarioNawfal] 🚨 🇨🇳 TESLA MODEL Y BECOMES BEST-SELLER IN CHINA FOR MARCH 2025 Tesla's new Model Y is dominating China’s vehicle market. With 43,370 units sold in March, the revamped all-electric crossover topped the charts as the best-selling BEV in the country. Elon: “We actually”

“Try Tesla self-driving [@Tesla] FSD Supervised today is a completely different experience compared to earlier versions”

“Insurance is half price when Tesla self-driving is activated, because it increases safety so much [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: U.S. insurer Lemonade has announced that it will offer a 50% rate cut for drivers of @Tesla vehicles when FSD is steering because it had data showing it reduced accidents. “A car that sees 360 degrees, never gets drowsy, and reacts in milliseconds can’t be compared to a… https://x.com/i/web/status/2013998338790535320”

“New Tesla Model 3 version available in America. 363 miles of range for $35k!”