The tweet archive.

“Turns out @FT can’t do finance [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: The Financial Times has issued an apology after suggesting that @Tesla had shady accounting with $1.4 billion "missing." In reality, the Financial Times just didn't understand the accounting, and an expert reached out to them to explain it to them. FT: "One unavoidable”

“But here’s the rub, Tesla never has to bribe Kia drivers to buy a Tesla …”

“This is super cute ❤️ [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 TESLA DINER LAUNCHES MINI CYBERTRUCK RACETRACK FOR KIDS. BUILT CIRCLING THE NEW MODEL Y FOR KIDS Tesla Diner lit up the night with a epic setup: A tire-lined mini racetrack looping around a shiny red Model Y Performance, where kids got to zoom around in tiny Cybertrucks… https://x.com/i/web/status/2000058164134154708”

“Tesla annual meeting in 25 mins!”

“If our retro-futuristic diner turns out well, which I think it will, @Tesla will establish these in major cities around the world, as well as at Supercharger sites on long distance routes. An island of good food, good vibes & entertainment, all while Supercharging! [@elonmusk]”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@VP] The people attacking Teslas are trying to send the message that if you support President Trump, they will commit acts of violence to try to intimidate you. Our message to them? Terrorists in this country will be brought to justice.”

“Try it out! [@Architexure] Picked up my new Tesla Model Y today and the FSD ride home was the most surreal experience of my life. Went from delivery to parking spot without touching the wheel or pedals once.”

“Tesla engineering redesigned lithium refining from physics first principles [@tesla_na] Our Lithium Refinery is designed to have a much lower carbon footprint than traditional hard rock refineries – Acid-free refining helps produce a safe coproduct – Water is recycled throughout production, with every drop treated & cleaned on site – Designed to close the loop for”

“Exactly [@cybertruck] Why buy a truck that cannot drive itself”

“Cybertruck [@cybertruck] Trail assist maintains a set cruising speed with minimum slip on rough or steep terrain, allowing you to focus on steering Enable via Controls > Dynamics > Off-Road Mode > Trail Assist, then activate or deactivate Trail Assist when needed by single-clicking the right scroll”

“The ultimate master plan of @Tesla is to create sustainable abundance for all [@Tesla] Sustainable abundance”

“Extremely hard to steal a Tesla [@Tesla] If you set up PIN to drive, a thief would not be able to drive off in your Tesla, even if they somehow gain access to your keycard, phone or vehicle The PIN pad also appears in a slightly different place on the screen every time, so finger grease doesn’t give away your PIN 🔒”

“🚀🚀 [@MargoMartin47] President @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk hop in a Tesla!”

“Tesla Model Y is #1 in China [@MarioNawfal] 🚨 🇨🇳 TESLA MODEL Y BECOMES BEST-SELLER IN CHINA FOR MARCH 2025 Tesla's new Model Y is dominating China’s vehicle market. With 43,370 units sold in March, the revamped all-electric crossover topped the charts as the best-selling BEV in the country. Elon: “We actually”

“Cybertruck steel is bulletproof to any handgun, shotgun or Tommy Gun [@tesla_na] Tesla Diner was constructed using recycled stainless steel from @Cybertruck production”

“True [@battleangelviv] when Teslas become basically sentient, the Cars movies will be real”

“FAFO time [@MarioNawfal] 🚨🇺🇸WHO’S PAYING TO BURN TESLAS? DOJ & CONGRESS PROBING THE MONEY TRAIL The Molotov attacks on Tesla dealerships weren’t just mindless rage—they were coordinated, armed, and funded. Now, the Department of Justice is digging deeper. Investigators are pursuing not just the”

“Tesla Superchargers enable long distance travel anywhere in North America, except the Arctic [@WholeMarsBlog] Tesla Supercharger Network, North America”

“It was easy to predict. This is their standard playbook. Look at what they did to President @realDonaldTrump. He was loved by democrats until he ran for president. Now they call him Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, etc and try to kill him. [@WesternLensman] 2022: Elon predicts the left would launch a “dirty tricks campaign” once he decided to leave the party of “division and hate." 2025: Death threats, Tesla stores shot up, Superchargers firebombed, cyber attacks on 𝕏 and conservative 𝕏 users swatted. They proved him right.”

“Been driving latest Cybertruck prototype around Giga Texas. It’s awesome!”

“Zero for seven years, despite increasing the value of the company >2000% [@SawyerMerritt] WSJ: "Elon Musk was the lowest-paid chief executive of an S&P 500 company last year. Tesla paid him $0."”

“Now, it is official! [@teslaownersSV] And Elon Musk did Starbase is officially a city.”

“The mayor of LA prioritizes politics over helping people … [@thatsKAIZEN] Los Angeles resident @JereSimpson asked Elon to help LA firefighters, who had lost internet, restore connectivity. In response, Elon sent Tesla Cybertrucks loaded with Starlinks. Someone from LA Mayor Karen Bass’ office heard about this, and called Jere asking for help too.… )”

“Glad you’re ok! ❤️ [@rishivohra] 🚨 My Tesla literally saved my life yesterday. What started as a normal drive turned terrifying fast. I unintentionally fasted for 17 hours, took some medicine, and had a severe allergic reaction. My body shut down—I passed out while driving on the freeway, mid-conversation with”

“Cool 😎 [@joeroganhq] Joe Rogan Takes Delivery Of His New Unplugged Performance Tesla S-APEX https://news.dupontregistry.com/tesla/joe-rogan-takes-delivery-of-his-brand-new-up-tesla-s-apex/”

“I worked most of the weekend too. Still do. Only left the Tesla engineering lab in Palo Alto a few hours ago. [@Dogetothemoon] Back in the day, @ElonMusk spent three days at SpaceX and two days at Tesla, and weekends at home with his five sons and his wife. I don't think he had time to hang out with Epstein on the island.”

“If you’re in Korea and want to work on chip design, fabrication or AI software, join Tesla! [@Tesla_AI] We’re hiring AI chip design engineers in Korea”

“How to vote your Tesla shares”

“Try Tesla self-driving [@Tesla] FSD Supervised today is a completely different experience compared to earlier versions”

“Insurance is half price when Tesla self-driving is activated, because it increases safety so much [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: U.S. insurer Lemonade has announced that it will offer a 50% rate cut for drivers of @Tesla vehicles when FSD is steering because it had data showing it reduced accidents. “A car that sees 360 degrees, never gets drowsy, and reacts in milliseconds can’t be compared to a… https://x.com/i/web/status/2013998338790535320”

“Tesla diner just opened in LA [@Tesla] Tesla Diner is retro-futuristic diner & drive-in charging experience all wrapped into one 80 V4 Supercharger stalls are open to all NACS-compatible EVs, making it the largest urban Supercharger in the world”

“New Tesla Model 3 version available in America. 363 miles of range for $35k!”

“Try Tesla self-driving, it’s awesome! [@Scobleizer] Our robot has driven me and the family for two hours in driving rain across one of USA’s most dangerous roads. Without my hands touching the wheel once. It is how it handled pudddles, two brown streams crossing the road that most impresses me. While coming at us fast. None of”

“Tesla self-driving is a game-changer [@Tesla] FSD Supervised can give you back your freedom”

“Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy”

“Tesla is making a big investment in Japan with service & Superchargers. Many of the parts in Teslas are made in Japan. Panasonic has been our biggest strategic supplier over the past 2 decades. [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla plans to double the number of service centers in Japan to more than 30 this year, seeking to improve after-sales support for customers and gain market share. https://asia.nikkei.com/business/automobiles/electric-vehicles/tesla-to-double-japan-service-center-network-as-ev-customer-base-grows”

“lol [@ICannot_Enough] The headline literally said: Sell $TSLA. Check the date. 8 years ago this month. Why? “The competition is coming.” 👀”

“True [@EvasTeslaSPlaid] Nothing would have happened without the amazing @SpaceX Starship Tream. Cheers 🫶”

“Macrohard or Digital Optimus is a joint xAI-Tesla project, coming as part of Tesla’s investment agreement with xAI. Grok is the master conductor/navigator with deep understanding of the world to direct digital Optimus, which is processing and actioning the past 5 secs of”

“Test drive a Tesla and see for yourself!”

“Tim Walz is guilty of hiding vast fraud [@iliketeslas] Tim Walz was one of the loudest anti Elon voice when Elon was at DOGE. Now we understand exactly why”

“Tesla Model S & Model X have hospital-grade HEPA air filters, protecting you from dust, bacteria, pollen (allergies), spores & many toxic gases https://t.co/48s5D3IfWs https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”

“True, this is unfair projection 😂 [@RepNancyMace] Don't know who needs to hear this but, Tesla's aren't the reason you're trans. Stop lighting them on fire.”

“Obviously, this would negatively affect Tesla, but sustainable energy solutions simply cannot react instantaneously to make up for Russian oil & gas exports.”

“Cybertruck is awesome [@cybertruck] Boardslide the whip”

“Cool. Needs to be quite a bit thicker to stop 5.56mm supersonic rounds, but this is a start. [@teslaownersSV] Pretty wild, you now fully 📐🚫 🔫 bulletproof your Cybertruck, and ride around in next-level style with @MirroredCyber )”

“These are unmodified Tesla cars coming straight from the factory, meaning that every Tesla coming out of our factories is capable of unsupervised self-driving! [@elonmusk] Beautifully simple design.”

“What are the statistics on trans violence? The probability of a trans person being violent appears to be vastly higher than non-trans. Hormone injections cause extreme emotional volatility. That is simply a fact. [@DefiyantlyFree] Of course 3 out of 4 of the people who have been arrested for vandalizing Teslas are transgender or nonbinary. 🙄”

“It is the first planet-colonizer class rocket [@teslaownersSV] The scale of the Starship is insane and 🤯🤯🤯”

“That is the fundamental difference [@ChayaRaichik10] When we disagreed with Target, we just stopped shopping there. When Democrats disagree with Elon, they burn down Tesla dealerships and vandalize cybertrucks.”