The tweet archive.

“@squawksquare Current Summon is sometimes useful, but mostly just a fun trick. Once we move summon (plus highway driving) to a single FSD stack, it will be sublime.”

“RT @SpaceX: Intel is joining Terafab! SpaceX, @xAI, and @Tesla are launching the most epic chip-building effort ever - combining logic, m…”

“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla is waiting for EU approval (sigh)”

“RT @Tesla: Tesla shareholders: We need your vote! Our next chapter will help create a world we’ve only begun to imagine & put the world on…”

“@teslaownersSV @Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 Should start rolling out later this week, next week at the latest”

“RT @Tesla: A Tesla using Autopilot technology today is already 10x safer than the average US driver https://t.co/uhEpDkVuNE”

“RT @Tesla: https://t.co/PJztVyJkHO”

“Tesla Model S rated by @ConsumerReports as best car in world for 2nd year in a row http://t.co/F0TpdmDxGg http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/magazine/2015/04/consumer-reports-10-top-picks-of-2015/index.htm”

“@flcnhvy @Sofiaan @Tesla That’s our goal!”

“@teslaownersSV @24_7TeslaNews @SpaceX No guarantees, but maybe next month. Requires quite a lot of incremental testing & code tweaks for different road system in Canada.”

“RT @Tesla: Real ones know https://t.co/qf0yUOOxNM”

“RT @MarioNawfal: 🚨🇺🇸TESLA IS THE MOST VERTICALLY INTEGRATED, AMERICAN-MADE CAR COMPANY Unlike legacy auto giants that outsource everything…”

“@teslaownersSV Hop in boys we’re going to Mars”

“@thirdrowtesla This will happen”

“@gtagmemes @teslaownersSV There will be universal high income and childcare and I love humanity and don’t want us all to die out”

“RT @teslaownersSV: "AI needs to say the truth & know the truth, even if the truth is unpopular” Elon Musk https://t.co/op3xbqgswz”

“RT @MarioNawfal: 🚨🇺🇸FBI NOW PROBING TESLA ARSON AS TERRORISM The FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force is now investigating a firebomb attack…”

“RT @teslaownersSV: Starship isn’t using AI to land. Code written by engineers. 🤯🤯🤯 It’ll take us to Mars https://t.co/DhgAS2FwKd”

“@technology Our biggest limitation with Fremont is convincing enough associates to build cars when they have so many other job opportunities in the Bay Area! Thanks again Tesla team for doing the hard work of building real products that people love ♥️”

“@yukaichou @Tesla Any feature requests?”

“@robbystarbuck They thought that was a Tesla showroom, but it was actually the Dept of Education. Joke’s on them.”

“@TeslaMotorsClub !!”

“RT @Tesla_Asia: Happy Chinese New Year🧧🚗 https://t.co/0CaucCyp2e”

“@DirtyTesla Production release update coming this week, which includes raising max speed to 80 mph. Sorry, 75 mph limit was done as precautionary measure. Turned out to be unnecessary.”

“@getjeda @Tesla Haha”

“@teslaownersSV @SamTwits Once the board was presented with the evidence of Eberhard’s deception/fraud & the dire state of the company, all board members, including those he appointed, voted unanimously to fire him in August 2007.”

“@billhuang688 @woonomic @VaibhavSisinty I put in all I had, whereas Eberhard, who was worth over $10M at the time, refused to invest a penny to help Tesla. If it was really his baby, he would never have stood by while it starved to death. https://t.co/ZDfYLD5qkL https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgement_of_Solomon”

“@teslaownersSV @ID_AA_Carmack There will probably be several launch countdowns before we pass all the abort triggers, but hopefully first countdown is next month”

“@koreafsdplz @BrianRoemmele Yes”

“@teslaownersSV @MadonnaInn @telsa @SjvTesla @TeslaClubSoCal @TeslaClubLA @TeslaOwnersNBay @MyTeslaAdventur @teslaownersriv1 @OCTeslaClub @Tesla Probably”

“RT @JoNationLive: Picked up a pizza order. As I walked out, an elderly couple was getting out of their new Tesla Model Y. I said, “Beautifu…”

“@Model3Owners @TrungTPhan It took an utterly insane amount of work to move the SpaceX & Tesla success probabilities above ~zero”

“@thirdrowtesla 🤣🤣”

“@teslaownersSV @TheRealKeean We have to solve a huge part of AI just to make cars drive themselves. In retrospect, it was inevitable. The road system is designed for cameras (eyes) & neural nets (brains).”

“@abhiyogi Slight chance of Starship flight to Mars crewed by Optimus in Nov/Dec next year. A lot needs to go right for that. More likely, first flight without humans in ~3.5 years, next flight ~5.5 years with humans. Mars city self-sustaining in 20 to 30 years.”

“Third https://t.co/JAcuaLWTQY https://x.com/teslamotors/status/890292323145228288”

“RT @teslaownersSV: “The reason I believe in truth and honesty is because I'm trying to understand the universe. I'm trying to understand re…”

“@justpaulinelol That basically describes SoC 0 vs SoC 1 of our FSD computer right now. Soon to change!”

“RT @teslaownersSV: "𝕏 played a pivotal role not just in this election but in keeping the country alive. 𝕏 is the only place where you can f…”

“@TeslaGong @inspiration4x Yeah, a little oven for heating food & Starlink wifi”

“@greggertruck How do people keep figuring out that it’s a Cybertruck under the cover!? 😂”

“@WholeMarsBlog @teslaownersSV Saturday”

“@DrSallyL @Tesla Coming soon. Lot of cool stuff.”

“RT @TeslaCharging: Thank you everyone for your outpouring of support for the launch of Tesla Diner! We have lines around the block since w…”

“RT @SpaceX: TERAFAB: the next step to becoming a galactic civilization Together with @Tesla & @xAI, we're building the largest chip manufa…”

“@28delayslater @thirdrowtesla Invasive ventilators are for worst case patients. Survival rate at that point is low, as Gov Cuomo has pointed out. Nonetheless, we start delivery of intratracheal Medtronic units in NYC tonight.”

“Prince Albert & Princess Charlene drove a Tesla around the track to open @F1 Monaco! The honor is much appreciated :) http://t.co/gjQmbm541s”

“@AaronS5_ @TesLatino Over time, all countries”

“RT @Tesla_Optimus: Model S & X will live on through me https://t.co/kNXx2eK1U2”

“@teslaownersSV @UniverCurious Electrical & mechanical engineering”