“In advance of this, please try to hack Starlink & Tesla Mothership!”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“If you’re a utility or public utilities commission, please consider using the Tesla Megapack. Better for the environment & usually lower cost than fossil fuel peaker plants! https://t.co/Ls4IfB0d6a https://www.tesla.com/megapack”
“@BLKMDL3 @Tesla Nice!”
“@Tesla He’s just kidding, folks, but best to turn car off just in case. Also 2001 was 18 years ago.”
“@FonsDK @WholeMarsBlog @jasondebolt @SawyerMerritt @teslaownersSV @forwardcap @farzyness @garyblack00 Reaching volume production & achieving positive cash flow is insanely hard”
“@vicentes @Tesla Glad you’re ok!”
“Note, no one is in the car or controlling remotely. Car is driving entirely by itself. https://t.co/xSG2Mmy756 https://x.com/tesla/status/1014515503740567553”
“@Teslarati We’re going to try landing Starship on the moon with enough propellant to return to Earth”
“@DBurkland @Tesla @gg4175 @TeslaChillMode @TeslaOwnersEBay @teslaownersSV @BLKMDL3 @MFrunker The door won’t be super strict”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla We’re going deep on roundabouts! Should get noticeably better with 10.13.”
“@POTUS Tesla https://t.co/3yhDxY2pjA https://insideevs.com/news/564800/world-top-oem-sales-2021/amp/”
“@SawyerMerritt Biden is utterly controlled by the UAW. He would rather Tesla be dead than not unionized.”
“@PeterDiamandis Also, due to autonomy, Tesla is worth more than the rest of the auto industry. That is before Optimus reaches scale production and increases Earth GDP by an order of magnitude.”
“@JimPethokoukis Good point. SpaceX & Tesla would probably have died, since both narrowly escaped bankruptcy in 2008.”
“@techdevnotes Tesla work and then I played the new releases of Diablo and Path of Exile 2”
“Tesla V10.0 just started rolling out to all US Tesla owners with FSD option & “advanced download” selected in vehicle software settings”
“@teslaownersSV Exactly”
“@teslaownersSV @TheTexanNews @MayraFlores2022 DeSantis”
“Wow, lot of interest in FSD beta! Plan is to roll out version 10.2 midnight Friday, then on-ramp ~1000 owners/day, prioritized by safety rating.”
“Amazing work by Tesla Delivery teams, especially in Europe & China! Most insane logistics challenge I’ve ever seen. Thanks also to many country & city officials for your help this weekend! Super appreciated.”
“Tesla Enhanced Summon coming out in US next week for anyone with Enhanced Autopilot or Full Self-Driving option”
“@tesla_raj Exciting times ahead”
“Our true competition is not the small trickle of non-Tesla electric cars being produced, but rather the enormous flood of gasoline cars pouring out of the world’s factories every day”
“Maybe there should be 2 providers for Chicago advanced transit. Monopolies are so boring ... https://t.co/hXJBtKgbiB https://www.teslarati.com/elon-musk-boring-company-chicago-ohare-tunnel-final-two-bids/”
“@Tesla You can also sync your phone calendar with car & tap on screen to go to an address. And just swipe down on nav button to route home or route to work if you’re at home.”
“If you bought a Tesla before yesterday’s price reduction, you can have Autopilot or full self-driving at half normal cost (up to $6k less)”
“@EvaFoxU Long-term potential of Tesla is high”
“@TeslaSynopsis 💯”
“Tesla Solarglass roof https://t.co/7lw43mL92D https://www.tesla.com/solarglassroof”
“@WholeMarsBlog Not intentional! We just wanted to show that you could theoretically convert the entire US vehicle fleet to electric using only the lithium in Nevada, a single state. Tesla will do lithium mining only as needed. We also found a way to extract lithium using NaCl (table salt).”
“@Teslaconomics @taylorswift13 😂”
“All our patent are belong to you https://t.co/HPK5R5UMS6 https://t.co/t99riofeCI https://www.tesla.com/blog/all-our-patent-are-belong-you”
“@DirtyTesLa 11.4.3?”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Not true”
“@nypost That’s a white rose on my jacket & the choker is a bunch of spikes, not Tesla anything”
“@RenataKonkoly @EliBurton_ @kgee @teslaownersSV @klwtts So far, the entire history of human civilization is just a flash in the pan, but there is potential to last much longer”
“@teslaownersSV It flew!”
“Tesla phone app release next week will enable service scheduling in 2 mins with a few taps. No more need to call!”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge 💫 Starlink 💫”
“Glad to see that Tesla owners are having a good experience. Working to improve further. Some cool software updates coming soon. https://t.co/16NabnHeuD https://x.com/teslamotorsclub/status/943864830943006721”
“@gmalca @Tesla True, we somewhat overcompensated on Bluetooth antenna capability haha. Will work on turning it down near your destination.”
“Looks good to roll out to all Tesla owners with 10.12.2 (~100k cars)!”
“@WholeMarsBlog Sucks that I had to sell so much Tesla stock to do so (sigh)”
“First! https://t.co/OXNEgDnhku https://x.com/teslamotors/status/890291870298849280”
“@teslaownersSV Gas station lighting is brutal”
“@cb_doge @Twitter @mayemusk @Tesla @SpaceX 🔥🔥”
“Order Tesla Solar + Powerwall battery for 24/7 clean power & no blackouts! https://t.co/mDoPO17YB9 http://Tesla.com/solar”
“@GerberKawasaki Strange that moved valuation, as Tesla is very much a production ramp problem, not a demand problem”
“@teslaownersSV Long time”
“@WholeMarsBlog Ships to Tesla employees tomorrow, then progressively wider as confidence grows. We test as much as possible in simulation and with QA drivers, but reality is vastly more complex.”
