“@inmotionadvies @wholemars @RDWnl @TeslaOwnersNL @KRoelandschap I guess we have different naming conventions in Europe, but this is basically v14.3”
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“@teslaownersSV @CChomp13 There are many major code changes, so this will be an extra cautious rollout. Releasing on 8/20 to ~1000 Tesla owners, then 10.69.1 next week to accommodate feedback & release to ~10k customers, then 10.69.2 week after & release to rest of FSD Beta.”
“@Teslaconomics Welcome back @jbstraubel!”
“RT @Tesla: We believe it's important to give people the ability to fix things themselves if they prefer to do so You can find service manu…”
“@teslaownersSV @xai It will both be built into the 𝕏 app and be available as a standalone app”
“@PPathole @Tesla I was just there. Good progress!”
“@Jason @TeslaGong @PPathole @priscillabanana Thanks :) Never too young for some ink haha”
“@teslaownersSV Yes”
“RT @gigafactories: Today, we built the 100,000th New Model Y at Giga Berlin! https://t.co/T5l2gdZNR7”
“@andre4fink @teslaeurope @Gf4Tesla Tesla team is awesome: take pride in working hard, build great products and are good-hearted people.”
“@sara_boutall @Tesla 🤣🤣”
“@PPathole @Gfilche @MadeInTheUSANJ True. Tesla was attacked by Romney in 2 of 3 presidential debates. Those lines were fed to him by a particular individual in the oil & gas industry. The Dems turned negative over the past ~12 months. At least part of it is Mackenzie’s donation to PACs posing as charities.”
“@RealWheelieman @WholeMarsBlog Increasingly likely that the Tesla vehicle computer will be able to process 288 FPS (36 Hz * 8 cameras)”
“@TeslaTested So many reporters gave Chanos airtime when he called Tesla a worthless fraud. Now that he has been proven wrong, silence …”
“@MatthewDR @Tesla Exactly!”
“RT @MarioNawfal: 🚨🇺🇸MAYE MUSK CALLS OUT TESLA VANDALS: “PAID CRIMINALS OR MEDIA-BRAINWASHED” “People who are damaging Tesla cars, stores a…”
“@davidtayar5 @TeslaLisa @SteveHamel16 @vincent13031925 @S_Padival @BarkMSmeagol @annerajb @PJHORNAK @WPipperger @EcoHeliGuy Wow”
“@Manic_Marge @Tesla Always”
“@teslaownersSV @WalterIsaacson He’s shadowed me for several days so far”
“@Rayhawn @Tesla Norwegians are right to be upset with Tesla. We are having trouble expanding our service facilities in Oslo especially. Can solve quickly with Tesla mobile service vans, but awaiting govt permission to do so.”
“@teslaownersSV @chicago_glenn @stillgray @dcherring @nichegamer Fasting + Ozempic/Wegovy + no tasty food near me”
“Ad taken out in Palo Alto Daily by two Model S owners is right. Many of the suggestions will be implemented soon. http://t.co/cF43PvJDgQ”
“Good Forbes article on Tesla/SolarCity merger https://t.co/guNh5q2zrl http://www.forbes.com/sites/adamhartung/2016/09/23/why-investors-should-support-the-tesla-solarcity-merger/?utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=partner&utm_campaign=yahootix&partner=yahootix#329d7ef64c32”
“RT @MarioNawfal: 🇺🇸 BONDI BRINGS THE HAMMER: LEFT-WING DOMESTIC TERRORISM AGAINST TESLA FINALLY FACES JUSTICE AG Bondi's decisive federal…”
“@teslaownersSV Starship probably grows by >20% long-term”
“@teslascope We’re switching to a more sensible FSD version numbering to distinguish between major & minor updates. Current build is FSD 8.1. It drove me to an unfamiliar location in LA & back last night with no interventions!”
“@darenyoong @Tesla Cool!”
“@TeslaClubLA @PhilBrock4SM @SaMoMayor @SaMoManager Hoping to get this done soon”
“RT @MarioNawfal: WALTER ISAACSON: ELON WILL BE ABLE TO DO IN GOVERNMENT WHAT HE DID WITH TESLA AND SPACEX “He pretty much owns SpaceX. If…”
“@mithunoorath @Tesla Yes”
“@ray4tesla These mentally unstable assholes might try to sabotage robotaxi”
“@teslaownersSV @RyanGirdusky @GoodPoliticGuy Lowest birth rate countries, according to World Bank https://t.co/ZH5Biofe25”
“@teslaownersSV @boringcompany Tunnels will solve. Already happening with @boringcompany in Vegas.”
“@wiredprairie @Tesla Shifting resources from sales to service for next several days”
“@jamesdouma @farzyness Training compute should soon not be so much of a limiting factor. Very difficult bringing the 10k H100 cluster online btw. Similar experience to bringing our now 16k A100 cluster online. Uptime & performance are low at first, then improve with lots of work by Tesla & Nvidia.”
“@EvaFoxU @WIsitlike @WholeMarsBlog @Kristennetten @99brownKaryl @DriveTeslaca From Real Scam O’Dowd”
“@ConfuEth @WholeMarsBlog @StuartZuckerma1 Tesla AI/Autopilot could probably beat the best human around a track already. Eventually, it really won’t be a contest at all. Human reflexes cannot match machines.”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Here is my experience in one of the first public nighttime @Tesla Robotaxi rides. It was smooth, comfortable and just a…”
“@TeslaJedi @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Drug naming conventions are so ridiculous! Does someone just literally have a random syllable generator!?”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "Elon Musk hired DOGE wizards—like the guy who used AI to read the burnt scroll from Pompeii. These are exactly the kind…”
“@teslaownersSV US births have been below replacement for ~55 years”
“@garycruz @truth_tesla @zshahan3 @garyblack00 @WholeMarsBlog @SawyerMerritt Yup, 2nd UAW president in a row. Unlikely to be the last.”
“RT @Tesla: Tesla has been focused on investing in manufacturing and infrastructure in the US since our inception and till the beginning of…”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: That's a wrap! In the last 36 hours, I've taken a total of 20 @Tesla Robotaxi rides and traveled 92 miles. No interventi…”
“Have to focus on tonight's @SpaceX launch. Will post Tesla (master) product plan afterwards.”
“@AdamLowisz There is possible future where Optimus and space AI vastly exceed the current goods & services output of Earth”
“@cb_doge Such a silly metric. It’s not a giant pile of cash. I really just own stock in the companies that I was instrumental in creating. Technically, I “lose” way more than that every time Tesla stock randomly drops.”
“@Teslarati Should add a few miles of range, more in slow traffic”
“@SawyerMerritt Important to note that Tesla is NOT unscathed here. The tariff impact on Tesla is still significant.”
“@teslaownersSV Later this year, if fate smiles upon SpaceX, the ship will be caught by the tower, just like the booster”
