“@TeslaAIBot The Paperclippy Problem”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@thetechbrother This is not accurate. Tesla would be second highest and X/xAI would be third if measured correctly.”
“@WholeMarsBlog FSD will save millions of lives”
“I wrote this 8 years ago https://t.co/r9GdXpUDe2 https://www.tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux”
“@alex_avoigt Tesla is an AI/robotics and sustainable energy company”
“@TashaARK Won’t be long before Tesla exceeds 10B miles of FSD”
“Congrats Tesla AI team!”
“Tesla Robotaxi unveil on 8/8”
“@mayemusk Safety is Tesla’s top priority”
“@teslaownersSV Business Insider is bleeding money. Their days are numbered.”
“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla would be happy to do such deals”
“@WholeMarsBlog Production rate and fully considered cost are the challenges. Demand for stationary batteries is super high. I think Tesla might end up doing more total Joules in stationary than mobile long-term.”
“@TeslaBoomerMama @SawyerMerritt The support is super appreciated. I (obviously) don’t need to money personally, but am concerned about not having voting power that to influence Tesla to do the right thing.”
“@SawyerMerritt Tesla is increasing comp (contingent on progress milestones) of our AI engineering team”
“@SawyerMerritt Ethan is very talented, but “vision chief” would be overstating things. There are over 200 excellent engineers in the Tesla AI/Autonomy team. Tesla’s pace of progress with autonomy is accelerating. The talent war for AI is the craziest talent war I’ve ever seen!”
“@SawyerMerritt Ethan was going to join OpenAI, so it was either xAI or them. They have been aggressively recruiting Tesla engineers with massive compensation offers and have unfortunately been successful in a few cases.”
“@olivercameron @Tesla Cool”
“@DrTeslaFSD @SawyerMerritt It’s like magic”
“Congrats Tesla Team!”
“@alex_avoigt Most people still have no idea how crushingly good Tesla FSD will get. It will be superhuman to such a degree that it will seem strange in the future that humans drove cars, even while exhausted and drunk! Cars will take you where you want automatically, just like getting in an…”
“@stillgray @cb_doge Optimus will be awesome”
“@teslaownersSV This is a long story”
“@teslaownersSV I might be getting to the point where I’ve overseen the construction of a wider range of manufacturing systems than anyone. Managing a global supply chain is also very difficult and underrated. Tactics wins battles, but logistics (supply chain) wins wars.”
“@branky34 @Tesla @Tesla_AI Cool”
“@teslaownersSV Yes”
“@MatthewDR @Tesla We are”
“@teslaownersSV Yeah”
“@jimkxa Tesla’s self-driving AI will be vastly better than human”
“@WholeMarsBlog All US cars that are capable of FSD will be enabled for a one month trial this week”
“@jgebbia @Tesla The Jetsons meets Grease”
“@john @cybertruck Nice”
“@ID_AA_Carmack Tesla could do it, but I sure hope we don’t have to”
“@SmokeAwayyy Optimus limbs, replacing lost human limbs, could ultimately be controlled with superhuman dexterity by an implanted Neuralink. Deus Ex / Cyberpunk irl.”
“@Teslaconomics Big week”
“@Teslaconomics @BigSean Cool”
“@DrKnowItAll16 @Tesla_AI @lanielane81 The tendency to drive too slow should be addressed in v12.3.1”
“@greggertruck @MKBHD Not a “door fit” issue. About 15 Cybertrucks in service had an issue where the door striker loosened in the field, due to insufficient torque after door fit. This is takes 5 mins to fix in service and has been addressed in production.”
“@WholeMarsBlog About 15 Cybertrucks in service had an issue where the door striker loosened in the field, due to insufficient torque after door fit. This is takes 5 mins to fix in service and has been addressed in production.”
“.@steveaoki just received his Cybertruck https://t.co/bJv7LEqQI3”
“@teslaownersSV @kimbal I’m grateful for Kimbal”
“@WholeMarsBlog Three significant improvements to FSD will roll out roughly every two weeks. Should be really shining bright by late April or early May.”
“@teslaownersSV @nytimes @kimbal Good question”
“@pmarca Cybertruck and Starlink are something special, but maybe they don’t count as Big Tech”
“@niccruzpatane @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog @SawyerMerritt Glad it worked out”
“Tesla Model Y price will rise by $1000 in a few weeks”
“@Teslaconomics @SpaceX Yes”
“@teslaownersSV We kicked off the start of SpaceX with a Mariachi Band!”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Two decades ago”
“@teslaownersSV Yes”
“@chazman @Tesla Gathering video training data over a wide range of adversarial conditions”
