The tweet archive.

“@DimaZeniuk @SpaceX @SirineAti @captainarve @andst7 @WholeMarsBlog @EvasTeslaSPlaid @GailAlfarATX @JaneidyEve @TeslaAIBot @1stMarsColonist Will get bigger. Ship will probably stretch by another 10m or so.”

“@Tesmanian_com The Tesla China team is amazing”

“Production Tesla Model S P100DL sets Motor Trend all-time world record to 60 mph in 2.27 sec https://t.co/sxALQrM5Ls http://bit.ly/2kmMo3m”

“Join https://t.co/FgKC8Zt4k9 http://tesla.com/ai”

“Try @Grok [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok #1 rankings 🥇 #1 Overall on OpenRouter Leaderboard — ~496B tokens 🥇 #1 in Programming Categories — 32.3% token share 🥇 #1 on Kilo Code Leaderboard 🥇 #1 on Roo Code Leaderboard 🥇 #1 in Tool Calls — ~2.96M executions this week 🥇 #1 on EQ-Bench3 — Score: 1586… https://x.com/i/web/status/2004600610721546626”

“Due to a large increase in vehicle delivery volume in North America, Tesla customers may experience longer response times. Resolving this is our top priority.”

“Model 3 arriving in UK”

“@Teslarati Much appreciated. This was a serious attack.”

“Joe Rogan describes Tesla for 4 mins & 20 secs https://t.co/ju6N683Dd5 https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=6076&v=O00gaA5u6BI&feature=youtu.be”

“@TrungTPhan To be frank, in the early days, I thought there was >90% chance that both SpaceX & Tesla would be worth $0. The press & aerospace / automotive industry at the time (correctly) agreed with me.”

“Riding in the Cybertruck”

“Tesla Model S & X have hospital-grade (HEPA) air filters. 3 & Y are really good too. This has a big effect on health. https://t.co/48s5D3IfWs https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”

“Special thanks to Tesla trucking & rail partners for figuratively & literally going the extra mile”

“We could put Optimus in a cute outfit too :)”

“Looks like we can reach 20,000 Model 3 cars per month in Dec”

“Share Grok links with friends! [@teslaownersSV] Share Grok links with your friends. Grok is the most unbiased and truth seeking AI”

“@BigImpactHumans Looks cute, we should probably try this out. For sure with Optimus!”

“@grimnut @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog @DirtyTesla Haha”

“Grok ftw [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok Rankings Update November 13 Grok is dominating every leaderboard: #1 BlackBox AI #1 Terminal-Bench Hard #1 GPQA Diamond #1 SciCode #1 AAII Token Usage #1 Roo Code #1 KiloCode #1 Cline And on OpenRouter: #1 Most popular LLM (English) #1 Token usage (Top”

“@Tesla Eurovision”

“To be clear, orders are fully refundable, even after you’ve had your Tesla for a week”

“The Tesla construction and supercompute infrastructure teams are awesome”

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 Exactly 🤣🤣”

“@TeslaBoomerMama “We lose total control” implies that they have almost total control already, which seems true based on how the legacy media all mysteriously have the exact same talking points at the exact same time. The media all said Biden was “sharp as a tack” right before the debate where…”

“@TeslaHype Coming soon. Sorry for the delay!”

“@thesheetztweetz Not connecting Tesla cars to Starlink, as our terminal is much too big. This is for aircraft, ships, large trucks & RVs.”

“@Teslaconomics Def me”

“Note, you can upgrade your existing car to FSD in 2 mins via the Tesla app”

“@DavidSacks Maybe they are NPCs and Tesla just isn’t in their dialogue tree?”

“Music volume on a Tesla goes to 11, because it’s louder than 10 https://t.co/ab5hAMo3EN https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o”

“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla Fremont team is kicking a**!”

“@EvasTeslaSPlaid I wonder if you can rent them on @airbnb”

“Yep, order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr in 2 mins & car delivered direct to home http://Tesla.com”

“@beffjezos xAI was not built right first time around, so is being rebuilt from the foundations up. Same thing happened with Tesla.”

“@teslaownersSV You will not find a better friend than me, nor a worse enemy”

“@GovBillLee @xai You’re most welcome. We’re working on providing Tesla Powerwalls too.”

“@SawyerMerritt That media report is false. Relations between Tesla and BYD are positive.”

“@heydave7 A longtime Tesla supporter gave me the Doge dollar sticker at Giga Berlin”

“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla Tesla is building up collision repair capability to help address the grief that you went through, but usually insurance companies make you go their “approved” collision repair partners. Tesla Insurance will make it smooth sailing.”

“I should clarify: Tesla stock is obviously high based on past & present, but low if you believe in Tesla's future. Place bets accordingly … https://t.co/4zbc6vqZSZ https://x.com/mktsinsider/status/886976812626128897”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla @Apple The @apple account would have many more followers if it posted content”

“@OwenSparks_ Yeah, exactly. Also, other companies are using the Tesla name for solar and Powerwall. Will put a stop to that.”

“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Ancient times”

“@teslaownersSV We should require government ID and in-person voting (unless valid medical/ military/etc excuse), like other countries do or like if you want to buy beer”

“Tesla Model Y review by Dan Neil https://t.co/3oS85UFaaR https://www.wsj.com/articles/is-teslas-model-y-crossover-the-worlds-best-car-11591365620”

“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla @teslacn @TeslaOwnersEBay @blueskykites @Kristennetten @JenniCurrent @daelmor @IheartTesla @EvrybodynthrMom Children are essential to the future”

“@teslaownersSV Doesn’t seem real even when you’re standing right next to it”

“I stole the Tesla product roadmap from Spaceballs”

“Order online in 2 mins, 7 day return policy https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr http://Tesla.com”

“@RenataKonkoly @Tesla @Teslarati @InsideEVs 🤣🤣”