The tweet archive.

“Super proud of Tesla team for great execution & support of Tesla customers greatly appreciated!!”

“Yo Timmy, how’s your day bro? 🤡 [@Tim_Walz] If you need a little boost during the day, check out Tesla stock 📉”

“Powerwall 2 peak & steady power capability is better than advertised. Now that we have lots of operational data, Tesla can unlock higher capabilities for free via software update next month. Depending on production date, power increase power may be >50% at 30C ambient temp.”

“@OwenSparks_ Tentatively, June 22. We are being super paranoid about safety, so the date could shift. First Tesla that drives itself from factory end of line all the way to a customer house is June 28.”

“To be clear, orders are fully refundable, even after you’ve had your Tesla for a week”

“The Tesla construction and supercompute infrastructure teams are awesome”

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 Exactly 🤣🤣”

“@TeslaHype Coming soon. Sorry for the delay!”

“Tesla owners can refer someone to buy a Tesla & get any image they want laser etched in glass & sent to deep space for millions of years”

“@Lockl34r @Tesla Unfortunately, there are thousands of automotive design rule differences between US & EU, including completely different charge ports. Gets worse every year. Not our choice.”

“@karpathy Thanks for everything you have done for Tesla! It has been an honor working with you.”

“@Teslaconomics Def me”

“Note, you can upgrade your existing car to FSD in 2 mins via the Tesla app”

“@DavidSacks Maybe they are NPCs and Tesla just isn’t in their dialogue tree?”

“Music volume on a Tesla goes to 11, because it’s louder than 10 https://t.co/ab5hAMo3EN https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o”

“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla Fremont team is kicking a**!”

“FSD Beta 10.69 started rolling out to Tesla owners last night. This build is a big step forward! 10.69.1 probably end of week with wider release. 1069.2 in a few weeks should be good enough to provide to all FSD Beta participants.”

“Yep, order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr in 2 mins & car delivered direct to home http://Tesla.com”

“RT @libsoftiktok: An anonymous donor donated 10 cybertrucks to the Las Vegas Police Dept. These look so badass 🔥 https://t.co/I8WuLrJaAv”

“@Teslaconomics All real & hot of the presses. Tesla Optimus team cranked super hard through the weekend to get it done. They are awesome!”

“@teslaownersSV You will not find a better friend than me, nor a worse enemy”

“Great Q&A @defcon last night. Thanks for helping make Tesla & SpaceX more secure! Planning to open-source Tesla vehicle security software for free use by other car makers. Extremely important to a safe self-driving future for all.”

“@SawyerMerritt That media report is false. Relations between Tesla and BYD are positive.”

“@heydave7 A longtime Tesla supporter gave me the Doge dollar sticker at Giga Berlin”

“@LivingTesla @Tesla It’s there for when we start competing with Uber/Lyft & people allow their car to earn money for them as part of the Tesla shared autonomy fleet. In case someone messes up your car, you can check the video.”

“I should clarify: Tesla stock is obviously high based on past & present, but low if you believe in Tesla's future. Place bets accordingly … https://t.co/4zbc6vqZSZ https://x.com/mktsinsider/status/886976812626128897”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla @Apple The @apple account would have many more followers if it posted content”

“@OwenSparks_ Yeah, exactly. Also, other companies are using the Tesla name for solar and Powerwall. Will put a stop to that.”

“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Ancient times”

“Unfortunately, it’s hard to google Tesla solar links due to tons of ads & SEO. Go to https://t.co/UvQa8JOE7v to add solar to an existing roof & https://t.co/D9yUuL7NVE for a new roof with integrated solar. http://tesla.com/solar”

“@teslaownersSV We should require government ID and in-person voting (unless valid medical/ military/etc excuse), like other countries do or like if you want to buy beer”

“@Oreo20222 @ray4tesla I have rarely seen evil in as pure a form as Yoel Roth and Kara Swisher’s heart is filled with seething hate. I regard their dislike of me as a compliment.”

“True, cost of operating a Tesla is much lower than other cars”

“@teslaownersSV Doesn’t seem real even when you’re standing right next to it”

“I stole the Tesla product roadmap from Spaceballs”

“@Amart15416132 @WSJ Your research as a private individual is better than professionals @WSJ! Data logs recovered so far show Autopilot was not enabled & this car did not purchase FSD. Moreover, standard Autopilot would require lane lines to turn on, which this street did not have.”

“Order online in 2 mins, 7 day return policy https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr http://Tesla.com”

“@RenataKonkoly @Tesla @Teslarati @InsideEVs 🤣🤣”

“Playing Amish Paradise in my Tesla”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla This is awesome 😎”

“Please note prices on all Tesla inventory cars worldwide rise by ~3% on April 1”

“@teslaownersSV 🤣🤣 That was me tweeting from @SpaceX when someone else had snatched my name. I was actually one of the earliest Twitter users, but dropped my account because people were tweeting such trivialities at first. @westcoastbill convinced me to get back in.”

“@LauraLoomer Teslas will also automatically keep the car temperature at safe levels even without asking, in order to protect little kids and pets”

“Tesla Solar Toof Tile V3.0 starting early trials https://t.co/ueqBOovxYM https://electrek.co/2019/06/13/tesla-solar-roof-tile-techonology-custom-fittings/”

“@TeslaTruckClub Nice”

“@teslacn Congratulations Tesla China for amazing execution last year. Now on to the next for even more!!”

“@Teslaconomics True”

“Get Tesla Solar plus Powerwall battery for 24/7 clean power & no more blackouts! https://t.co/mDoPO17YB9 http://Tesla.com/solar”

“Global map of Tesla Superchargers, including those coming soon https://t.co/Ld5FQgCSs1 https://tesla.com/findus”

“@Teslaconomics If Tesla does become the world’s most valuable company by far, that short position will bankrupt even Bill Gates”