“Honored to work with amazing teams at SpaceX & Tesla!”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“If you don’t want a Tesla, here’s a list of all electric cars in North America https://t.co/phhBjCh2YI via @cleantechnica https://cleantechnica.com/2018/01/07/electric-vehicles-for-sale-usa/”
“Many new features in 𝕏 Chat, our new communications system that has replaced the old Twitter DMs. It is also encrypted and enables audio/video calls and file transfers. [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 Chat Send disappearing messages on 𝕏 Chat. After your message is opened, it will vanish based on the timer you select.”
“Great work by Tesla Team!”
“@TeslaBoomerMama @Tesla Definitely need to enhance security”
“@TeslaSynopsis @cb_doge Trying”
“Try it out! [@teslaownersSV] Introducing 𝕏 Chat — the new DM system. Encrypted. File sharing. Disappearing messages. Delete for everyone. Total control.”
“First public Tesla V3.0 Supercharger Station goes live Wed 8pm”
“Tentative date for Tesla Shareholder Meeting & Battery Day is Sept 15. Will include tour of cell production system.”
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 Had to been done”
“Cool! Actually, if you buy a Tesla without a test drive, you have 3 days to return it. If you buy after a test drive, you still have 24 hours. Trying to incent buying with no test drive.”
“@tesla_raj You can also talk through the car speaker. Great for practical jokes :)”
“@rarelyserious @Tesla For those unfamiliar, this uses Tesla Autopark/Summon. Slightly smarter version hopefully ready soon. By next year, a Tesla should be able to drive around a parking lot, find an empty spot, read signs to confirm it’s valid & park.”
“@Anc_Aesthetics @Tesla This person is not currently employed by Tesla”
“@WholeMarsBlog @karpathy Andrej will always be welcome at Tesla”
“Tesla 💨 app almost done. Important to get every note right!”
“Tesla Sentry Mode will play Bach’s Toccata and Fugue during a robbery (and keep Summer safe) https://t.co/wnS5qLeB2E https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY”
“When you get the new Tesla software update, go Ho Ho Ho. There’s an Easter egg inside the Easter egg, but it’s not funny.”
“Tesla Solar Roof + Powerwall in major new housing development in Austin https://t.co/u7NJAswFW2 https://bam.brookfield.com/press-releases/2021/07-09-2021-200014929”
“@WholeMarsBlog I stand by my prediction that, if Tesla executes extremely well over the next 5 years, that the long term value could exceed Apple and Aramco combined”
“@SawyerMerritt Yes! Stop the outrageous false ESG assessments, where Tesla gets a bad grade, but an oil company can get a good grade. Total gaming of the system!”
“Use 𝕏 Chat! [@teslaownersSV] Make the switch to 𝕏 Chat. - End-to-end encrypted - Zero third-party services - No ads or trackers - Text, files, audio & video calls supported - 𝕏 never reads or sells your conversations - Call anyone, no phone number needed”
“@farzyness Exactly. This will greatly increase public awareness that a Tesla can drive itself (supervised for now).”
“When you read double standard articles about Tesla, please ask why. Maybe there’s a good reason that isn’t obvious.”
“@DMC_Ryan @Tesla It will be awesome”
“@teslaownersSV That was many years ago. Their cars are highly competitive these days.”
“Try using 𝕏 for audio and video calls [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 Chat setting Select who is allowed to call you. Settings → Allow audio and video calls from:”
“Send any files securely with 𝕏 Chat [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 Chat lets you send attachments like documents, files, videos, GIFs, and photos with full encryption for safer conversations. Just hit the ‘+’ icon located at the bottom left of your conversation.”
“@JeffTutorials An early season episode of the Tesla soap opera!”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX I do live in a $50k house, but not this specific one”
“The Tesla Truck will have dual motor all-wheel drive w crazy torque & a suspension that dynamically adjusts for load. Those will be standard.”
“Tesla Full Self-Driving option cost rises by ~$1000 worldwide on July 1st. Order a Tesla online in less than 2 minutes at https://t.co/qJm9uPBCX5 https://www.tesla.com/”
“Tesla software V10 is lookin real good! Releasing to early access list soon …”
“@DriveTeslaca @PeteButtigieg https://t.co/6MeFDpGCFJ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autopilot”
“@Teslaconomics It’s awesome 🫐”
“@thirdrowtesla @Tesla @AlamedaCounty @ACSOSheriffs @Dare2BWell I’m not messing around. Absurd & medically irrational behavior in violation of constitutional civil liberties, moreover by *unelected* county officials with no accountability, needs to stop.”
“@teslaownersSV @NASA It’s true”
“Adding functionality to Tesla phone app allowing owners to request service for top issues with 1 or 2 taps”
“@TeslaSynopsis We’re working hard to get Cybertruck into production! This was a tough product to design & even tougher to build. But it will be great …”
“@SawyerMerritt Tesla Team has done incredibly well, despite extremely difficult times. Could not be more proud of them.”
“FSD price will rise as we get closer to FSD production code release”
“@cb_doge @Tesla Optimus will be sickkk”
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 Might try to refly SN15 soon”
“@ray4tesla 👍”
“I reported to Bruce Leak, who, many years later, was one of the first to buy a Tesla”
“@business Tesla’s action is not directly reflective of my opinion. Having some Bitcoin, which is simply a less dumb form of liquidity than cash, is adventurous enough for an S&P500 company.”
“@teslaownersSV @RealDanODowd 🤣”
“@SawyerMerritt Cybertruck body”
“The Tesla customer referral program will end on Feb 1. If you want to refer a friend to buy a Tesla & give them 6 months of free Supercharging, please do so before then.”
“@mrp @RealPNavarro @JoeSquawk @SquawkCNBC @IfindRetards By any definition whatsoever, Tesla is the most vertically integrated auto manufacturer in America with the highest percentage of US content. Navarro should ask the fake expert he invented, Ron Vara.”
