“@999BPM @tesla_adri @WholeMarsBlog No amount of money can defy physics”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: The Tesla diner in Santa Monica is getting close to near completion https://t.co/5X3PH4JVZl”
“@DriveTeslaca Yes, but we take a very cautious approach to safety. As we confirm functionality on Canadian roads, the beta will expand.”
“@Teslarati @Writer_01001101 Vector lanes is a particularly significant architectural improvement to Tesla AI”
“RT @tesla_semi: First Semi off high volume line https://t.co/fI1AdQrJFH”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “No matter what happens, I will fight for America.” Elon Musk https://t.co/wqRb0SZoNt”
“@rstefani11 @Tesla Taking action. Tesla body shops now operating in California aiming for same day body repair in most cases.”
“@nowteslafy @Tesla_AI It has been online & running useful tasks for a few months”
“RT @teslaownersSV: If 🇺🇸 sinks, we all sink Elon Musk https://t.co/mAXHvxFTTN”
“@teslaownersSV My neural net (aka gut feel) prediction of the future was negative if I didn’t buy Twitter, but positive if I did, so had to be done.”
“@Nfdguy As always, I am optimistic about Tesla long-term”
“@JayinShanghai I have so much respect for the Tesla Shanghai team”
“@twrobinette Now, apply this logic to Tesla”
“Some good guessing by @Jalopnik. The Tesla Minibus will be built on a Model X chassis. People density potential is surprisingly high.”
“@EvaFoxU @teslaownersSV Well, I’m happy I made people happy!”
“@iliketeslas Haha”
“@ICannot_Enough Very half decade or so, Tesla has to do a complete organizational overhaul to reach the next level. That said, our executive tenure is unusually high at well over 10 years at Tesla.”
“@ziqi37 @teslaownersSV @SECGov Exactly”
“@teslaownersSV @TwitterSupport ?”
“@DirtyTesLa @Jason Up to 7 days for human review”
“@EvaFoxU @Tesla Sounds like we need to clear up a few things! Tesla won’t use this much net water on a daily basis. It’s possibly a rare peak usage case, but not an everyday event. Also, this is not a natural forest — it was planted for use as cardboard & only a small part will be used for GF4.”
“@karpathy Same happens with Tesla FSD. I forget that most people on Earth have no idea cars can drive themselves.”
“@mundfish @BillyM2k I sure hope Tesla bots don’t malfunction! We’re taking great care to ensure that Optimus can easily be powered down locally with a physical switch to reduce the risk of centralized control.”
“@WholeMarsBlog FSD will save millions of lives”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk "When you have a decline in religion and increase in secular nature of society, for most people they need some…”
“@teslaownersSV @BillyM2k Just guessing, but probably until spring of ‘24”
“@TeslaGong Yes, but more ground stations & improved packet routing will make a bigger difference”
“@realMeetKevin @Tesla @VancityReynolds Nice”
“RT @Tesla: https://t.co/ZA7KCwX7N9 http://x.com/i/article/1962410227703398400”
“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Yeah”
“@MarcelFeldkamp That’s exactly the idea. What’s not well understood is that Tesla cars being made *today* will be able to do that for you. Just a matter of finishing the software & going through regulatory approval. Will be explained in depth via live webcast on April 22.”
“@CryptoNekoZ @Tesla Click checkbox under “Advanced Settings””
“@_milankovac_ Optimus could take Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em to a whole new level!”
“@teslaownersSV There is massive uncertainty with a new launch. We don’t know exactly when it will fly.”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Special mention of Tesla China”
“@SawyerMerritt @BBC_TopGear @Tesla Cool”
“Kinda. Creating a seamlessly integrated Tesla battery & solar power product that looks beautiful is the reason https://t.co/4z6MzBB9p2 https://x.com/qz/status/752105104921096192”
“Also $2500 tax credit for California & $500 to $800 utility incentive https://t.co/lmD3ZNFR9M https://www.tesla.com/support/incentives”
“@DirtyTesLa This is a major area of focus”
“RT @cb_doge: Optimus can walk like us. Optimus can dance like us. Optimus can work like us. Now… Optimus can do Kung Fu like us. https:/…”
“@IraEhrenpreis @Tesla Thanks for your support over all those years!”
“@teslaownersSV You can see almost everything from the public road”
“@teslaownersSV @DimaZeniuk @billhuang688 @woonomic @VaibhavSisinty Maybe JB would be up for that too. He deserves a lot of credit (as do many longtime Tesla people).”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk “There were over $300M of @SBAgov loans that’s been given out to people under the age of 11… the youngest reci…”
“@ICannot_Enough When unsupervised FSD significantly exceeds human safety levels and is approved by regulators, the numbers will get really crazy!”
“@chazman @Tesla @TeslaAI 12.5”
“@teslaownersSV @TeslaNY @Tesla Gating factor is achieving & proving higher safety with pure vision than with vision+radar. We are almost there. FSD Beta V9.0 will blow your mind.”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: This is now officially the most badass Police vehicle fleet in America. Each Police Cybertruck is expected to save the…”
“@thirdrowtesla Humans drive using 2 cameras on a slow gimbal & are often distracted. A Tesla with 8 cameras, radar, sonar & always being alert can definitely be superhuman.”
“@Teslarati The final configuration used at Nürburgring to set the record will go into production around summer 2020, so this is not merely for the track”
