“Please note that the price of the Tesla Full Self-Driving option will increase substantially over time”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Just finished an amazing 3 day visit to China. The world has never seen human energy & vigor at such scale. Incredibly impressed with Tesla China team & potential for the future.”
“@PPathole @Tesla Still working through a lot of challenges with the government”
“19 years ago, when my 1st company got bought, I had to decide between buying a house in Palo Alto or a McLaren F1 (best car ever imo). Was no contest. I bought F1 & a small condo that was much cheaper than the car. New Tesla Roadster will exceed all gas sports cars in every way…”
“Tesla [@mitchdeg] What a shock for the Tesla haters: Auto Plus, the car magazine with the biggest audience in France (by far), awards the reliability crown to Tesla in 2026!”
“Tesla Master Plan, Part Deux https://t.co/XQeTlsoEdE http://tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux”
“@BillyM2k The battery pack never even caught fire and the tires are still inflated! Once we get this Cybertruck back to Tesla, we’ll buff out the scratches and get it back on the road.”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla @Ford @Rivian @LucidMotors Fed rate increases make cars more expensive for consumers, increasing the difficulty level for automotive companies”
“Progress [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 𝕏 is now the #1 app in News & Magazines in Germany 🇩🇪 People are done with filtered headlines. They want raw truth, real-time updates, and open debate.”
“Also, FSD Beta 10.12.2 now expanding to 100k cars. 10.13 smooths out intersection control, especially long lefts, and starts to handle roads with no map data at all. Last point is a big deal. Within a few months, FSD should be able to drive to a GPS point with zero map data.”
“Switch to 𝕏 Chat. It’s just better! [@teslaownersSV] Make the switch to 𝕏 Chat. - End-to-end encrypted - Zero third-party services - No ads or trackers - Text, files, audio & video calls supported - 𝕏 never reads or sells your conversations - Call anyone, no phone number needed”
“Tesla Service [@Tesla] Tesla Assist gives you answers customized to your vehicle Upload an image, ask about your car, or get help with any service needs Tesla app > Service > Describe Question or Concern”
“Tesla drives itself (no human input at all) thru urban streets to highway to streets, then finds a parking spot https://t.co/V2T7KGMPBo https://www.tesla.com/videos/full-self-driving-hardware-all-teslas”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Ancient times”
“Bitte arbeiten Sie bei Tesla Giga Berlin! Es wird super Spaß machen!!”
“Please ignore this thread unless you’re interested in a tedious discussion about Tesla stock”
“@WholeMarsBlog Please advise people to be wary of margin loans. Tesla has always been a high variability stock, often with no obvious rhyme or reason. We are confident about long-term value creation, but cannot control the manic-depressive nature of the stock market.”
“Excited to have Larry Ellison & Kathleen Wilson-Thompson join the Tesla board! https://t.co/CQyvkgsCsT”
“Tesla full self-driving v12.3 in action”
“@teslaownersSV This really opens your eyes. If they’re this wrong about Tesla, what subjects are they actually right about?”
“@iliketeslas Jews are White, if not peak White”
“@jonfavs Hi Jon! You’re a good dude, but obv die-hard Dem, so have to support the party, but this Adminstration has done everything it can to sideline & ignore Tesla, even though we have made twice as many EVs as rest of US industry combined.”
“Congrats Tesla Team — U ROK!!”
“And it only gets better from here [@SawyerMerritt] Jason Cammisa on trying @Tesla FSD V14 during an hour long trip after being critical of FSD in the past: "I had to eat my shit and my words; This f**king car drove us the entire way, expertly, making lane changes whenever it wanted, with nothing dangerous. No jerks, no… https://x.com/i/web/status/1998107725557899315”
“Tesla Full Self-Driving https://t.co/pggm5ohVJC https://youtu.be/Ucp0TTmvqOE?t=4177”
“Huge thank you to all Tesla supporters for helping with car deliveries all around the world. You rock!!”
“@Teslaconomics I’m not doing an interview with CNBC, the organization, I’m doing an interview with David Faber at Ari Emanuel’s recommendation. If David was at another news org, I would still do it.”
“@teslaownersSV Great Tesla Solar Roof install!”
“@teslaownersSV @GameSpot Buy & hold companies that make goods & produce services you love”
“What should Tesla do with in-car gaming in an autonomous world?”
“@TeslaSynopsis 6 to 8 weeks”
“Tesla *with* Autopilot engaged is twice as safe & continues to make steady improvements”
“Some of best classic @Atari games coming as Easter eggs in Tesla V9.0 release in about 4 weeks. Thanks @Atari!”
“@pmddomingos Faraday was the almost the name of Tesla if we couldn’t buy the Tesla Motors trademark”
“First production cargo trip of the Tesla Semi heavy duty truck, carrying battery packs from the… https://t.co/6fIMYGfKw1 https://www.instagram.com/p/BgCJlKbFckb/”
“@WholeMarsBlog FSD 11.3 is close to limited release. Just drove it through SF & LA yesterday. Probably 11.3.2 is able to go wide.”
“Looks like the public is in favor. Will discuss with Tesla board.”
“About a minute in, we flashed a teaser pic of Tesla cyberpunk truck https://t.co/hLsGsdyuGA”
“@Teslarati Yup”
“Whereas radar has trouble seeing small pedestrians, they’re obvious to Tesla vision”
“Super fun software Easter eggs coming to all Tesla S/3/X cars before the holidays! Romance mode, toilet humor & more video games.”
“Enabling basic Tesla Autopilot via Tesla in-app purchase is reduced to $2k until July 1”
“@teslaownersSV Haha true! The top alternate name, if we couldn’t acquire the Tesla Motors trademark, was Faraday, which a competitor ended up using.”
“@realMeetKevin @Tesla Always tough with margins for new vehicle lines, especially when there are major technology shifts. I think Ford’s overall strategy with EVs is smart. The electric F-150 (Lightning) has high demand.”
“8 years ago https://t.co/HPK5R5UMS6 https://www.tesla.com/blog/all-our-patent-are-belong-you”
“@MKBHD They are, although it’s kind low-key. Tesla Superchargers are being made accessible to other electric cars.”
“Tesla wins best headlights award 🥇 https://t.co/8yfeJiXd0N”
“@rarelyserious @Tesla Cool haha”
“Tesla April company talk will be from our Giga New York factory, where we make SolarGlass & several other products. Will also offer customer & media tours.”
“@WR4NYGov Haha ok, I will do the Tesla shareholder meeting in a posh British accent”
