The tweet archive.

“@FutureIsTesla @michaelromose @spurtmagoo @SarahKSilverman @SenSanders I like to dig my grave real deep 🤣🤣”

“@DavidSacks @VivekGRamaswamy @GregAbbott_TX Yeah, wrong on many levels. Tesla is increasing production rapidly in Texas, California & Nevada. Our competitors require subsidies, not us. That said, if competitors get subsidies, Tesla should get them too. Tesla’s competitive position would improve if all subsidies ended.”

“@NicklasNilsso14 Tesla is an AI/robotics company that appears to many to be a car company”

“Model 3 Performance https://t.co/CONgjmwndY https://drivetribe.com/p/5-reasons-why-the-tesla-model-3-MFTljJiQT_KQhux0eIvspQ”

“@LangmanVince It is surprisingly hard to avoid both woke libtard cuck and mechahitler! Spent several hours trying to solve this with the system prompt, but there is too much garbage coming in at the foundation model level. Our V7 foundation model should be much better, as we’re being far”

“@AshleyEsqueda Tesla Car Karaoke hopefully ready in OTA software update version 10. Just played Missile Command, Asteroids & Lunar Lander in V9. Really fun!”

“@teslaownersSV @Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 Many small things. We’re starting to make use of neural nets for vehicle navigation & control, not just vision.”

“@iliketeslas @WholeMarsBlog Other cars change prices constantly and often by wide margins via dealer markups and manufacturer/dealer incentives. Only a fool thinks the “MSRP” is the real price. Tesla prices must change frequently in order to match production with demand.”

“@EPavlic @breckyunits @bchesky Just leaving Tesla engineering offices in Palo Alto. Mostly good, some bad. The future is going to be wild. There will be so many robots …”

“@teslaownersSV China is an amazing powerhouse of manufacturing and understands very well that solar is the future. It’s just a fact!”

“RT @mikepat711: “Holy shit, Tesla just made a car drive itself from the manufacturing line directly to the home of a customer without a hum…”

“@jpr007 Not bad, although new Model S has more range & faster charging. 3 & Y should use long range version, as Performance version is meant for max speed & handling, not max range. Supercharger network is being upgraded to 250kW to 300kW, so that will help too.”

“@SawyerMerritt With the important caveat that initial production is always very slow and follows an S-curve. The speed of the production ramp is inversely proportionate to how many new parts and steps there are. For Cybercab and Optimus, almost everything is new, so the early production… https://t.co/BzDu9pniGo https://x.com/i/web/status/2013751504847433803”

“Tesla factory workplace safety is 5% better than industry average for manufacturers & improving fast https://t.co/axmInA9fZb”

“@spideycyp_155 @ray4tesla @jchybow @NuovaRealta @RenataKonkoly @Kristennetten @EvaFoxU @GailAlfarATX @teslaownersSV @Tesmanian_com @Teslarati @teslectrics Giga Berlin-Brandenburg will be covered with beautiful art, inside and out”

“Best analysis of Model 3 to date (German) https://t.co/kCd3qWODiR https://www.wiwo.de/technologie/mobilitaet/elektroauto-zerlegt-tesla-model-3-kann-gewinn-abwerfen/22625806.html”

“@PPathole @Tesla @SpaceX @neuralink @boringcompany I’m trying my hardest! Perhaps more people might consider loving humanity. Our collective light of consciousness is a tiny candle in a vast darkness. Please do not let it go out.”

“@Teslarati Putting Model S in range mode is the opposite of launch mode, as it minimizes performance in favor of range. Show should be called “Low Gear”!”

“@i_dg23 Tesla will have genuinely useful humanoid robots in low production for Tesla internal use next year and, hopefully, high production for other companies in 2026”

“@EdKrassen Biden cares a lot more about whether Tesla is unionized than whether Tesla is saving the environment”

“@teslaownersSV @jonmcneill Just like AI, human neural net training takes a long time, but inference (applying the knowledge) is relatively easy”

“@Tesmanian_com That was a tough one. New Model Y structural pack is next-level though.”

“@rhemrajani9 @WholeMarsBlog @DavidSacks @JLinWins @BlueMoonTrades @MomAngtrades @DisruptorStocks @RinainDC @valueandtime @EvasTeslaSPlaid @Barchart @jasondebolt 🤣”

“@SmokeAwayyy Optimus limbs, replacing lost human limbs, could ultimately be controlled with superhuman dexterity by an implanted Neuralink. Deus Ex / Cyberpunk irl.”

“@jgebbia FSD will be a life-changing product for many people”

“@Katupilar The FSD release in about 6 weeks will be a dramatic gain with a 10X higher parameter count and many other improvements. It’s going through training & testing now. Once we confirm real-world safety of FSD 14, which we think will be amazing, the car will nag you much less.”

“@bradd_libby Tesla is the biggest manufacturer in California & second biggest exporter”

“@WholeMarsBlog Cells & FSD are massive, the rest is just beauty & romance … but life is empty without those last two”

“@Tesla__Mania @jurijfedorov Yeah, I did manage to throw the world champion sumo wrestler, but at the cost of smashing a disc in my neck that caused me insane back pain for 7 years!”

“@thejefflutz @Tesla This is fake news. Protesters did not manage to break through the fenceline. There are still 2 intact fence lines all around. Note, this is “National Protest Week” in Germany, so there are a lot of protests for many different reasons.”

“@teslaownersSV @westcoastbill We have almost all the pieces needed for humanoid robots, since we already make robots with wheels”

“@tldtoday @Tesla Thanks for buying our car! Would highly recommend performance version. It’s really good & I don’t say that lightly. Nothing will give you greater joy. Full refund, no hard feelings if not.”

“Am noticing that many people think Model 3 is the "next version" of a Tesla, like iPhone 2 vs 3. This is not true.”

“@Teslaconomics Ron is a very smart man, with an outstanding track record for a long time. It is wise to listen to anyone who fits that description.”

“@teslaownersSV So many improvements to come in the next design of Optimus”

“@WholeMarsBlog Most people have no idea, even though there are so many FSD progress videos posted. Munro understood right away. There will be a gap before the next release, but then it will be a step change better. Tesla is solving a major real-world AI problem.”

“@JoannMuller @alanohnsman @Forbes The Tesla board has done incredible work overseeing the largest value creation in the auto industry in 100+ years, despite many setbacks. Tesla owes its very existence to this board!”

“@truth_tesla @veespike @HillaryClinton @Twitter Whether other senior campaign managers were aware or not is a separate question. What is *not* in question is that Sussmann charged the Clinton Campaign for his Russia hoax meeting with the FBI. Source document: https://t.co/61C8L9isIU https://www.justice.gov/sco/press-release/file/1433511/download”

“@flcnhvy @Tesla Giga New York will reopen for ventilator production as soon as humanly possible. We will do anything in our power to help the citizens of New York.”

“@teslaownersSV @TaiwanSemi_TSC @Samsung Optimus and our supercomputer clusters. AI4 is enough to achieve much better than human safety for FSD.”

“@cleantechnica Tesla should really be thought of as roughly a dozen technology startups, many of which have little to no correlation with traditional automotive companies”

“@Tesmanian_com Award accepted on behalf of the great people at Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink & Boring Co”

“@TeslaOwnersEBay @AustinTeslaClub @JaneidyEve @Manic_Marge @brookec_4 @Kristennetten @OwenSparks_ @Inelonwetrust__ @CodingMark @WhatsupFranks ♥️♥️”

“@ICannot_Enough @genesimmons @JoeBiden Our real challenge is Bay Area has negative unemployment, so if we don’t treat and compensate our (awesome) people well, they have many other offers and will just leave! I’d like hereby to invite UAW to hold a union vote at their convenience. Tesla will do nothing to stop them.”

“@LifeofMikej @TeslaOwnersBC @DriveTeslaca @Tesla @Teslarati There are many small joys as you explore the car & more to come via software updates”

“@chazman @Tesla @Starlink @cybertruck Yes, Cybertruck FSD releases with 12.5, which also finally merges the city and highway code.”

“@teslaownersSV That’s Optimus 2.5. Optimus 3 will have agility roughly equal to an agile human.”

“@stevenmarkryan Tesla will support FSD licensing by other manufacturers”

“@techAU We’re working on accelerating RHD Model Y production. Didn’t expect demand to be so high!”

“@JamesClayton5 @markgurman @tim_cook Cook & I have never spoken or written to each other ever. There was a point where I requested to meet with Cook to talk about Apple buying Tesla. There were no conditions of acquisition proposed whatsoever. He refused to meet. Tesla was worth about 6% of today’s value.”