“RT @Tesla: Happy Earth Day! Thank you to our owners, employees & advocates. Tesla wouldn’t exist without your support. For the last 22…”
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“@karpathy Yup, same thing happening with real-world AI at Tesla”
“@robertsepehr @teslaownersSV Yes, but they are not to blame for San Francisco. Fundamentally, states and cities must occasionally vote for the other party or you have a one party system. SF is what happens when one party has control for several decades – no feedback loop for correction, because they never…”
“RT @DimaZeniuk: All of these are happening soon: – X to launch X Money and X Chat – Unsupervised FSD in Austin, Texas – Starship Flight 9…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “USAID is a ball of worms. There is no apple. And when there is no apple you just need to get rid of the whole thing. Th…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in Brazil. 🇧🇷 Leading in both Free and Top Grossing categories. App Store charts don…”
“RT @cb_doge: Optimus will be the “everything” robot. https://t.co/KGbLn9Udvc”
“@Teslarati This is based on an incorrect Electrek article. The Air Force asked me to speak at a startup conference called “Pitch Day” & I happened to mention Cybertruck. They don’t buy APCs. It’s the Air Force.”
“@johndstoll @WSJ @mtbarra I’m honored to work with an amazing group of people at Tesla, but always happy to talk to an ace who might want to join”
“RT @Tesla: Nobody wants to be in a car accident. But if the worst happens, you want to be in one of the safest vehicles on the road. Our…”
“@WholeMarsBlog Assuming user approves warning & agrees to drive carefully, it will download latest QA-tested FSD “Beta” build as soon as car connects to wifi”
“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla would be happy to do such deals”
“@Teslaconomics I think fate wants this to happen”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: BREAKING: Tesla has officially released FSD V14.3 I'm downloading it in my Model Y right now. Here's everything that's…”
“@ajtourville @TeslaratiApp @Teslarati That would be next-level 🤣🤣”
“RT @Tesla_AI: Our approach to autonomy also enables scalability: Tesla self-driving can be deployed anywhere it's approved. It does not r…”
“@teslaownersSV Small changes usually affect production for less than an hour, as they’re applied to a few stations during breaks. Big changes may impact output for a day or two. Reversing out big changes or unexpected parts shortages are what impact several days.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 app in News & Magazines across the USA. 🇺🇸 The takeover is happening. One category at a time.…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Australia the voice of the people. https://t.co/HaFWvpzvEf”
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in 140 countries. https://t.co/8nywq43scJ”
“@Teslaconomics War in Israel and America has no Speaker of the House all happening in a week”
“@DMC_Ryan Wow, thanks for offering to help! The coming week is incredibly intense. If any current Tesla owners who’d like to help educate new owners could head to Tesla delivery centers during midday on Sat/Sun & morning/evening on weekdays, that would be super appreciated!”
“RT @Tesla_Asia: Happy Spring Festival🧧 Year of the Horse — autonomous and prosperous 🐎⚡️ https://t.co/Z1f9Iu0hix”
“@coffeetabletsla @alex_avoigt Agreed. Trying to get all the approvals needed to offer insurance is extremely difficult, but it’s coming.”
“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Happy birthday!”
“@teslaownersSV @NatGeo Yes. Long-term, all settings will be in your Tesla app and car will auto adjust.”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @stevenmarkryan @WholeMarsBlog @boringcompany Later this year. Definitely needs to happen!”
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 app in News & Magazines across the USA. 🇺🇸 The takeover is happening. One category at a time.…”
“@TeslaSynopsis AI irl is happening. Trying to secure Alcatraz as the venue. It’s perfect.”
“@PPathole @IheartTesla For sure. This is both great & terrifying. Everything we’ve ever sensed or thought has been electrical signals. The early universe was just a soup of quarks & leptons. How did a very small piece of the Universe start to think of itself as sentient?”
“@BdgBill @teslaownersSV @Tesla Based on our data, Autopilot miles appear to be twice as safe as manually driven miles, and we expect this to improve further”
“RT @TeslaBoomerMama: Dropbox is leaving Delaware !!! Ladies and Gentlemen, it's happening. And so overdue. @delaware_gov, are you listen…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in 🇺🇸 https://t.co/pspNWUtkzT”
“@TeslaDylan @SawyerMerritt Not at first, but there are many third party options for wrapping”
“@teslaownersSV As I say though, exceptional execution is needed for this. It will *not* happen “by itself”.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Grok 3 will replace Google Search. People aren’t going to Google to search anymore. They are using apps like Grok now.…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Protect Doge at all costs. Glad to see that Department of Justice making sure that this happens. https://t.co/GfS3Sglp9o”
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: 𝕏 is back at #1. Top spot in the News category on the U.S. App Store — and in Free apps too. Reddit and Subs…”
“@jgrano305 @tobyliiiiiiiiii @teslaownersSV @TeslaNY @Tesla Hopefully, later this year for several more states. Insurance is different for almost every state in America & regulatory approvals take time.”
“@24_7TeslaNews @lexfridman Problem arose from optimizing application performance. Use of Linux page cache caused increasing memory fragmentation, eventually preventing mounting of dashcam. Patch to filesystem driver fixes this. Update coming soon.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “If something were to happen to Earth that destroys civilization, this could be World War 3 or a meteor, like the one th…”
“@TeslaNY @Tesla Happy to see this :)”
“RT @stevenmarkryan: Tesla Stock Surges: Something BIG Is Happening As Investors & Patriots LOAD UP $TSLA https://t.co/IC66LobclS”
“I love you too! https://t.co/Cnmd7cONU3 http://www.cnbc.com/2016/05/06/i-love-everything-about-tesla-t-rowe-price-manager.html”
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 news app on the AppStore in France 🇫🇷 https://t.co/YfoVDn0JJU”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: BREAKING: Tesla’s ride-hailing service is officially live in the Bay Area in their Robotaxi app! It covers a large area…”
“@teslaownersSV @theXtakeover @hahayesonsol Much appreciated”
“@cleantechnica Teslas in a tunnel. Happening in Vegas rn.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “We've got a gigantic government bureaucracy. We've got overregulation. We've got agencies that have overlapping respons…”
“@teslaownersSV So much has happened since then”
