The tweet archive.

“@john @KidRock @JellyRoll615 @cybertruck Cool”

“Just started Tesla Robotaxi drives in Austin with no safety monitor in the car. Congrats to the @Tesla_AI team! If you’re interested in solving real-world AI, which is likely to lead to AGI imo, join Tesla AI. Solving real-world AI for Optimus will be 100X harder than cars. [@Tsla99T] I am in a robotaxi without safety monitor”

“RT @Tesla_AI: With FSD v14.3.2, we unified the model between Actually Smart Summon, FSD & Robotaxi for more capable & reliable behavior”

“Just did a walkthrough of the Tesla supercompute cluster at Giga Texas (aka Cortex). This will be ~100k H100/H200 with massive storage for video training of FSD & Optimus. Great work by the Tesla team!”

“Cool [@joerogan] I had my Tesla model S drive me home the other day with FSD, and it’s fucking wild. Changes lanes to avoid slow traffic, stops at red lights and stop signs, hits the blinkers and turns for you. It’s bananas.”

“Try it out! [@Architexure] Picked up my new Tesla Model Y today and the FSD ride home was the most surreal experience of my life. Went from delivery to parking spot without touching the wheel or pedals once.”

“😂 [@mikepat711] Elon in the earnings call conference room: *shitposting on X* “Elon would like to make some opening remarks” *Looks up from phone, grabs mic* “So yeah we solved FSD, gonna roll it out in June. Optimus on deck, Cybercab coming, new Model Y teed up at every factory. Basically…)”

“Tesla self-driving saves a lot of lives – the statistics are unequivocal. That doesn’t mean it’s perfect, of course. Even when we improve safety 10X, saving 90% of the million lives lost in auto accidents every year, Tesla will still get sued for the 10% who did die. The 90% [@ElliotCohe74430] Tesla FSD just saved two lives on the highway. A man walked straight into traffic in heavy fog/rain at 65+ mph. The Model 3 spotted him and swerved safely. Could’ve been fatal for both the pedestrian and my cousin driving. Insane reaction time. Grateful for @elonmusk @Tesla”

“Tesla Robotaxis were unaffected by the SF power outage [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 SAN FRAN BLACKOUT – WAYMO FROZE, TESLA DROVE Waymo’s robotaxis got a little too real last night - by completely shutting down when San Francisco’s power outage knocked out traffic lights. Meanwhile, Teslas on FSD? Kept rolling. No drama, no headlines - just handling chaos… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002699317409186219”

“Tesla is training a new FSD model with ~10X params and a big improvement to video compression loss. Probably ready for public release end of next month if testing goes well.”

“.@Tesla_AI [@farzyness] My thoughts after 3 Robotaxi rides: - Very smooth and comfortable. Similar to existing Tesla cars with FSD. - App UI is intuitive but can use a couple upgrades (placing a pin anywhere, change trip while in car) - It is completely and totally surreal. As a Tesla owner and”

“Tesla self-driving feels like magic [@TechOperator] Today I went with my friends to test drive a Tesla Model X. Here’s one experiencing FSD for the first time: 45 unregretted user seconds of joy and amazement. )”

“🎯 [@stevenmarkryan] Tesla Model 3 Standard (2025) vs Model S (2012 & 2013) !!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? $TSLA”

“Over 6000 consecutive miles using Tesla full self-driving! [@DavidMoss] I have now passed 6,000 consecutive miles of non rounded up actual true 100% intervention free FSD 14.2 driving in my 2025 Model 3 Premium Longe Range RWD This journey has taken me to 17 states starting from Raleigh, NC to now currently I’m in Ashland, OR with 59 Tesla… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002562642951680083”

“Try @Tesla self-driving, it’s awesome! [@CoffeeNGrit] I just got back from a 4 hour demo drive in a new Tesla Model Y Premium and I’m still kind of buzzing. I've watched the videos. I’ve read the stories. I thought I understood what FSD was. I did not, not even close! Because when you’re actually in it and you let it do its thing,”

“Tesla is down to the last few hundred Model S & X cars in inventory. Poignant end of an era. [@mitchellh] Traded in my 2020 Model S for a brand new plaid X before they discontinue it. Car is amazing, but the FSD hype is real. It blew away my expectations coming from the 2020 hardware. 95% of my miles are self driven in LA over the past month. I wouldn’t have even believed myself lol.”

“Necessity is the mother of invention. The @Tesla_AI team is epicly hardcore. No one can match Tesla’s real-world AI. [@tslaming] BREAKING 🚨 TESLA HAS PATENTED A "MATHEMATICAL CHEAT CODE" THAT FORCES CHEAP 8-BIT CHIPS TO RUN ELITE 32-BIT AI MODELS AND REWRITES THE RULES OF SILICON 🐳 How does a Tesla remember a stop sign it hasn’t seen for 30 seconds, or a humanoid robot maintain perfect balance while… https://x.com/i/web/status/2012374751982092501”

“Only way to learn the world [@SawyerMerritt] Elon: Tesla’s Optimus robot has a world model for training. (Optimus learned the tasks below directly from human videos)”

“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla has released a new video with @DavidMoss, highlighting his recent cross-country trip on FSD (Supervised) with zero disengagements. "Moss’s Model 3 handled every road sign, turn and Supercharger stop, traveling over 2,700 miles in 2 days and 20 hours. Part of his over”

“Karpathy reviews Tesla self-driving [@karpathy] I took delivery of a beautiful new shiny HW4 Tesla Model X today, so I immediately took it out for an FSD test drive, a bit like I used to do almost daily for 5 years. Basically... I'm amazed - it drives really, really well, smooth, confident, noticeably better than what I'm used”

“It really is that good [@SawyerMerritt] David Friedberg: "A year ago I had never owned a @Tesla. I was so blown away with FSD that in the last week we just bought two more Model X's. So now everyone in my family we're all on Tesla because the experience is so good." via @theallinpod”

“Tesla Model Y robotaxi service now available in the greater Austin area! [@robotaxi] Now available in even more of Austin”

“Tesla team is focused on making sure all Tesla owners try out FSD [@DillonLoomis22] To the 50% of Tesla owners that have never tried FSD...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Pay the $100 and try it for one month $TSLA”

“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: A Tesla Model S just drove itself from Los Angeles to New York with zero disengagements. Owner Alex Roy and a team of independent autonomy experts just completed the 3,081 mile trip on FSD V14.2.2.3 with no disengagements. They were hands-off for the entire trip, including… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014460568971690403”

“Tesla drives itself around NYC for 2 hours [@hletes] Let’s be real… we were all waiting to see how Tesla FSD 14.1.2 would handle NYC (Manhattan). @01Ananto and I went on a 2-hour drive in his 2026 HW4 Model Y and wow did it not disappoint. There are some insane moments in this 46-minute condensed video that blew both of our”

“Try Tesla self-driving [@Cyber_Trailer] Tesla in Australia- “I’m literally walking my ass into that dealership and buying a Model Y right now” Australian influencer with over 4 million followers performs an FSD review. He is blown away by the quality and performance of Tesla’s self driving technology. Word is”

“Tesla self-driving [@DavidMoss] Tonight Tesla FSD history was made, my 2025 Model 3 was able to now complete its record 12,000th consecutive mile in a row, (yes 12k) without any disengagements, takeovers, red hands alert etc in any situation whatsoever including all parking & charging stops at Tesla… https://x.com/i/web/status/2010608939751047484”

“Tesla self-driving is incredible [@SawyerMerritt] Review of @Tesla FSD (Supervised) in the WSJ: "Driving has always felt like a chore to me. The first time I let the vehicle (Model Y) take control, something shifted. As the car guided itself through traffic, I felt tension melt away. A few days before the federal EV tax credit… https://x.com/i/web/status/1996608612047671520”

“RT @matt_vanswol: I took delivery of my new @Tesla Model Y on Thursday. Today, I tried Full Self-Driving (FSD) and it FLAWLESSLY drove a…”

“@chazman Provided our vehicle AI computer is able to run the model, Tesla will probably have the most amount of true usable inference compute on Earth. Even in a robotaxi future, the cars will only be used for ~1/3 of hours/week, leaving 2/3 for distributed inference, like SETI.”

“Important to order Model S or Model X before production stops to make way for the Optimus factory in a few months [@XFreeze] Sean Hannity just shared why he bought two Tesla Model S Plaids He calls it the greatest car he has ever owned in his life. He uses both normal driving and Autopilot. People with him freak out every time because the technology is that good He already owned a Tesla, but when”

“@teslaownersSV @TaiwanSemi_TSC @Samsung Optimus and our supercomputer clusters. AI4 is enough to achieve much better than human safety for FSD.”

“@ajtourville @xai @Tesla Haven’t read the article, but the above is not accurate. Tesla has learned a lot from discussions with engineers at xAI that have helped accelerate achieving unsupervised FSD, but there is no need to license anything from xAI. The xAI models are gigantic, containing, in…”

“RT @SawyerMerritt: A follower of mine just replaced their 2004 Toyota 4Runner with a new @Tesla Model 3 with FSD and asked me to share this…”

“RT @TeslaCamera: An elderly woman is driving a Tesla Model S and is very happy; everyone should buy a Tesla. 🚀🥰 $TSLA https://t.co/0FqR4sv…”

“RT @Tesla_Optimus: Model S & X will live on through me https://t.co/kNXx2eK1U2”

“@GavinSBaker @RealJimChanos Exactly. The reason Tesla hasn’t yet spent more on AI training is that it wasn’t yet the Limiting Factor for FSD. It will be that for Optimus, so we’re building Cortex 2 for training.”

“RT @niccruzpatane: Tesla Model Y Robotaxis are EVERYWHERE in the Austin, South Congress Area. Check this footage. 🔥 @ReidN https://t.co/v… http://www.abhinavvadrevu.com/”

“RT @SawyerMerritt: Morgan Stanley $TSLA analyst Adam Jonas says he just bought a brand new 2026 Tesla Model Y over the weekend to replace h…”

“RT @SawyerMerritt: BREAKING: Tesla has officially released FSD V14.3 I'm downloading it in my Model Y right now. Here's everything that's…”

“@Erdayastronaut @SawyerMerritt @Tesla “Robotaxi” is the same Model Y that everyone who buys the car receives. It just has a slightly different software build.”

“@IAmGlennonX @Tslachan @raines1220 Tesla developed high resolution radar and the hardware is actually present in Model S & X, but it just can’t compare to passive optical (cameras), so we turned it off. As a side note, any military systems that rely on radar “stealth” technology are toast in a modern conflict,”

“RT @tesla_archive: 🚨BREAKING: TESLA SALES SURGE IN 🇦🇺AUSTRALIA WITH RECORD MODEL Y DEMAND $TSLA • Tesla reports 3,897 vehicle deliveries i…”

“RT @Teslaconomics: MASSIVE shoutout to everyone on the Tesla team making Unsupervised FSD Robotaxis a reality this June. Your work is not g…”

“RT @congressdj: Tesla FSD saves a school bus full of children! My Model Y Performance braked so hard that everything on my seats ended up o…”

“RT @MarioNawfal: A Tesla Model S ran LA to NYC on FSD. Zero interventions. 3,081 miles, winter weather, camera-only confidence. 58h 22m a…”

“RT @ray4tesla: This Chinese Model 3 owner refutes a prominent influencer’s claim that XPeng NGP is better than Tesla FSD in China. He also…”

“RT @stevenmarkryan: Robotaxi Time: Analyst Says Tesla To $2 Trillion $TSLA https://t.co/clbucgYFzu”

“RT @SawyerMerritt: Just got a DM from an 88 year old that says she bought a new @Tesla Model Y in September and uses FSD constantly. "I pu…”

“RT @stevenmarkryan: HE'S BACK! Car Guy LOSES His Mind Over Tesla's Latest FSD $TSLA https://t.co/Bi7THFQ3tF”