The tweet archive.

“Shame on them [@CollinRugg] NEW: The Karen who was seen keying a Tesla in Washington has been identified as 55-year-old millionaire Kamelia Enzler, according to the Daily Mail. In footage obtained by @choeshow, Enzler was seen getting out of her car before slashing the Tesla. Enzler is married to”

“The fraudsters always come up with the most sympathetic excuses and do so very loudly, because that is what swindlers do [@wholemars] > Elon tries to reduce national debt > Accused of murdering babies > “You’re a nazi!” > Tesla showrooms lit on fire > “Deport him!” > Congress passes massive spending bill anyway > “Why didn’t he solve the national debt?””

“🔥😂 [@AutismCapital] This kind of slaps. Not sure if they wanted it to be a banger but it makes Tesla look even cooler 😂”

“146k Cybertruck orders so far, with 42% choosing dual, 41% tri & 17% single motor”

“This is pure gold 😂 The 1996 model Schumer is right! [@WesternLensman] 🚨1996: Chuck Schumer explains “the number one reason" illegals come to the US is so they can defraud programs like Social Security — and wants to stop it. Chuck sounding very DOGE! “This is an anti-fraud amendment. All over where we go, people say, why can't you stop illegal”

“This will change the whole look of the streets @Tesla [@niccruzpatane] The Tesla Robovan will literally become your living room on wheels.”

“Tesla + Twitter -> Twizzler”

“Describe your favorite island vacation [@reidhoffman] Just one more of Elon's false claims about me: I never funded anyone for Tesla protests. I don’t condone violence. But it's clear Americans are angry at him – it’s easier to explain away their anger, than to accept that actions have consequences.”

“Yes [@Teslaconomics] Optimus is going to be one of the biggest equalizers humanity has ever seen. Bc when every family can access a robot that delivers world class medical care, it means the quality of your health no longer depends on your income, your zip code, or your background. I get it now.”

“Yeah, it’s outrageous! [@DefiyantlyFree] . @elonmusk ActBlue and other Democrat dark money is paying for vandalism at Tesla among other destabilizing anti-American communist crap. The Democratic Party has completely lost its way, and it is now made up of criminals and thugs who have obliterated normal political…”

“It does look awesome [@MarioNawfal] JOE ROGAN’S NEW CUSTOM TESLA LOOKS AMAZING Joe has added a one-of-one UP Tesla S-APEX to his collection, built by Unplugged Performance. The custom Model S features a carbon fiber widebody, white and blue pearl paint, and a high-end Banbū leather & Alcantara interior. It’s…”

“Yes. Please be careful in some areas, as there is non-zero risk of armed looters. Cybertruck side panels are bulletproof to subsonic projectiles (handguns, shotgun & Tommy gun), but the glass is not, so make sure to duck if you see anyone wielding a gun. This is not fiction.”

“For the Tesla FSD test drive in Palo Alto tonight, I will ask the car to drive to @finkd’s house. Will also test latest X livestream video, so you can monitor our adventure in real-time! If we get lucky and Zuck my 👅 actually answers the door, the fight is on!”

“Tesla Cybertruck beats a 911 while towing a 911, which mean it can carry a 911 faster down a 1/4 mile than the Porsche can travel by itself … [@cybertruck] Beating a 911 while towing a 911”

“Cool [@joerogan] I had my Tesla model S drive me home the other day with FSD, and it’s fucking wild. Changes lanes to avoid slow traffic, stops at red lights and stop signs, hits the blinkers and turns for you. It’s bananas.”

“Tesla puts a lot of effort into ensuring that our cars don’t run over animals [@SawyerMerritt] More than 350 million vertebrate animals are killed by human driven vehicles every year. In general, autonomous vehicles are much better than humans at dodging animals. A compilation I made of @Tesla’s FSD stopping for animals, and often saving their lives:”

“Optimus Primed https://t.co/DMIPaIYevN”

“Try Tesla self-driving! [@Tesla] Just squeezing through”

“Please take a moment to vote your Tesla shares before the annual meeting on Thursday. Lmk in comments if you encounter any issues.”

“Optimus+PV will be the first Von Neumann probe, a machine fully capable of replicating itself using raw materials found in space”

“Advanced cybernetics are real [@MarioNawfal] CAN’T SEE, CAN’T WALK? ELON’S WORKING ON THAT Forget flying cars—Elon is out here casually curing blindness and giving people robot limbs you can control with your brain. His Neuralink brain chip can literally plug into your skull and talk to Tesla’s Optimus robot—so if you’ve”

“I would like to thank Zach Kirkhorn for his many contributions to Tesla over the course of 13 often difficult years. Much appreciated and best wishes for the next stage of his career.”

“Tesla FSD [@PeterDiamandis] Tesla's FSD: 5.3 million miles between accidents. US driving average: 660,000.  That's 9x safer. And it's only getting better.”

“Please reply to this post with any difficulties you may have had in trying to buy a Tesla. Our goal is for the purchase and delivery experience to be fast and simple, with accurate answers to your questions. The key test is that you would recommend it to a friend.”

“Only for the next 10 days [@wmorrill3] All Wheel Drive Cybertruck now starting at $59,990!”

“🫡 [@teslaownersSV] Thank you Elon Musk for an exciting future”

“Correct [@C_3C_3] If you notice… The Tesla Terror against Elon really heated up when he started exposing NGOs and making the public aware of their taxpayer scams. NGOs like the SPLC…”

“😂💯 [@AdamLowisz] @elonmusk @Teslaconomics @boringcompany Teach a man to fish and you will feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to steal fish and he will vote Democrat.”

“Tesla Semi [@niccruzpatane] This is the sound of the all-electric Tesla Semi. Deliveries of the new Production Version begin this year: • Long Range model has 500 miles of range with a full payload. • 1.7 kWh per mile efficiency (average diesel semis are roughly 5–7 kWh per mile equivalent energy use).”

“We are coming for those who organized the violence & death threats against Tesla. Remember this statement. [@SawyerMerritt] Elon Musk today on his Tesla pay package, the violence against Tesla, etc.”

“Congratulations @Tesla team on a great year! https://t.co/5k7uepV6d9”

“Despite Tesla doing more for the environment than any company ever! https://t.co/ImxrhnRepj”

“Incentives drive outcomes [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk: “The homeless industrial complex is really dark… The network of NGOs should be called, the drug zombie farmers… The ‘charities’ get money proportionate to the number of ‘homeless’… so their incentive structure is to maximize the number…””

“Congratulations to Giga Shanghai & Tesla China SDS teams for their excellent work overcoming many obstacles over many years!! https://t.co/Q1QKajKR1l”

“Cool [@natfriedman] Just bought my fifth sequential Tesla. I keep trying other cars with an open mind but Tesla is just better.)”

“Most people don’t know that Tesla has had an advanced AI chip and board engineering team for many years. That team has already designed and deployed several million AI chips in our cars and data centers. These chips are what enable Tesla to be the leader in real-world AI. The”

“The worst bad guys are the ones who are financing the Tesla terror campaign https://t.co/nHyn73wuuz”

“Scam Altman [@teslaownersSV] Sam Altman on May 16, 2023: "I have no equity in OpenAI." "I'm doing this because I love it." )”

“Based on the videos I’ve seen so far, the worst fear of the paid Tesla “protestors” appears to be having to get a real job”

“It’s true [@teslaownersSV] “The more I’ve gotten to know President Trump, the more I like the guy. Frankly, I love him.” Elon Musk )”

“Cybertruck prototype in New York this weekend”

“FSD 14.3 is in Tesla employee beta now and will probably go to wide release end of week”

“To be clear, I’m spending <5% (but actually) of my time on the Twitter acquisition. It ain’t rocket science! Yesterday was Giga Texas, today is Starbase. Tesla is on my mind 24/7. So may seem like below, but not true. https://t.co/CXfWiLD2f8”

“Thanks Ashok! Ashok was the first person to join the Tesla AI/Autopilot team and ultimately rose to lead all AI/Autopilot software. Without him and our awesome team, we would just be another car company looking for an autonomy supplier that doesn’t exist. Btw, I never…”

“This is still very far from our final form [@Tesla_Optimus] Was just getting warmed up”

“Yes, that’s almost always how it goes with new technology [@shaunmmaguire] The Tesla Roadster is niche w bad range The Falcon 1 is a shit rocket The Neuralink v1 bit rate is low Subways >>> cars Grok 1 sucks X will break after firing people It’s amazing how people don’t get the pattern v1 sucks, v2 is okay, v3 is SOTA, v4 is god-mode)”

“More fun games coming soon to ur Tesla”

“Even some of the best AI software engineers in the world don’t realize how advanced Tesla AI has become”

“😂 [@niccruzpatane] Jim Cramer in 2010: “I’m not sure Tesla has a business plan that’s going to work, it’s not a smart investment” Inverse Cramer is so real”

“🥧 [@Teslaconomics] Happy 24th Birthday @SpaceX! 🚀 Exactly 24 years ago today - March 14, 2002 - Elon founded SpaceX. It only makes sense to now IPO the world’s most innovative company so any human can own a piece of this multiplanetary future! Ad Astra!”