The tweet archive.

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 @w00ki33 Oh yeah, forgot to mention it actually landed fine, just not on Mr Steven https://t.co/HckB2OkJ5L”

“Reminder that US federal tax drops by $1875 for any Tesla delivered after June 30. Order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr. http://Tesla.com”

“@NoahWebb_ We will start rolling out FSD beta in Canada cautiously in next 2 to 4 weeks”

“@TeslaAiGirl This is a big release. Should arguably be called v13.”

“@SawyerMerritt Yeah, I was running on very little sleep for several days due to extreme work requirements. Worth noting that Tesla was very close to bankruptcy in 2017.”

“@DrJimFan @Tesla_Optimus The new Optimus hand later this year will have 22 DoF”

“@Teslaconomics Will give it a shot”

“@TeslaBoomerMama Thank you for your unwavering support”

“Tesla owner drives through a flooded tunnel & out the other side https://t.co/RmPxdZShhq http://electrek.co/2016/06/18/tesla-model-s-driving-swimming-flooded-tunnel-video/”

“Comparing Model S vs Model 3 https://t.co/JPM9VVGbhA https://www.tesla.com/compare”

“@rolandscahill @TeslaMotors Wearing anything at all is just a conspiracy by the capitalist running dogs of Big Underwear”

“@Teslarati poetic justice”

“@rainnwilson Your Tesla can function as a boat for brief periods of time https://t.co/FONhnIiv8j https://electrek.co/2016/06/18/tesla-model-s-driving-swimming-flooded-tunnel-video/”

“@TeslaSynopsis It is already on a lot of cars, but, given that is a completely new architecture, we are doing extra testing. It works very well in California, but needs more training for heavy precipitation areas.”

“@WhatsupFranks Great progress by Tesla team”

“@SenWarren @Tesla @SECGov What’s your favorite Halloween outfit?”

“@MatchasmMatt @NHTSAgov Objectively, her track record is extremely biased against Tesla”

“@amuse Wow, they’re totally insane. Death threats, shooting up Tesla stores and burning down Superchargers are definitely not “legitimate forms of protest”!”

“RT @iam_smx: That amazing moment when Elon Musk took former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe for a test drive in a Tesla Model S, and he…”

“@Tesla Also, you can request any service from the Tesla phone app in under a minute”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge In the meantime, semaglutide (aka Ozempic/Rybelsus) appears to be effective in appetite control with minor side effects”

“@teslaownersSV @boringcompany @mayemusk @kimbal Yup!”

“@teslaownersSV Exactly”

“@teslaownersSV Beta 9 will start uploading at midnight California time on Friday. Bear in mind, it is still just a beta!”

“@niccruzpatane We haven’t shown Optimus V3 yet. It is sublime. The second two images are V2 and V2.5.”

“@kimpaquette New FSD rendering approach coming that better represents NN probability vector space”

“@ajtourville @xai @Tesla Haven’t read the article, but the above is not accurate. Tesla has learned a lot from discussions with engineers at xAI that have helped accelerate achieving unsupervised FSD, but there is no need to license anything from xAI. The xAI models are gigantic, containing, in…”

“@Teslarati This will be our most difficult launch ever”

“Without the removal fee, Tesla Solar is unequivocally a guaranteed, instant money printer, producing $300 to $1000 per year (in after tax income!)”

“Tesla batteries are lasting much longer than 200k miles / 320k km https://t.co/z882nf6yv9”

“@PaperBagInvest Prototypes are easy, production is hard. Making an electric car was not the hard part of Tesla – dozens of companies have done that.”

“@TeslaOwnersEBay @AustinTeslaClub @JaneidyEve @Manic_Marge @brookec_4 @Kristennetten @OwenSparks_ @Inelonwetrust__ @CodingMark @WhatsupFranks ♥️♥️”

“@CommunityTesla @sokrispymedia We could probably make this real next year”

“@BluegrassRabbi That’s great to see! Tesla Robovan is in development. Some other things too.”

“@Rainmaker1973 Tesla Autopilot spends a lot of effort on minimizing jerk”

“@teslaownersSV @UAW @klwtts Yup”

“@DirtyTesLa Noted”

“@Teslarati Going forward, all Tesla stores will be tiny & have tiny cars”

“@KimKardashian @Tesla 😎”

“@MichaelDell @Tesla Thanks :)”

“@ElonMuskAOC I wonder what kind of hotel we would design if we did so. Our Tesla futuristic diner (Grease meets The Jetsons with Supercharging) in LA should be ready later this year.”

“@TeslaHype Yeah”

“@teslaownersSV 😉”

“@vincent13031925 @teslacn @EvaFoxU Tesla China team is awesome!”

“@ICannot_Enough @genesimmons @JoeBiden Our real challenge is Bay Area has negative unemployment, so if we don’t treat and compensate our (awesome) people well, they have many other offers and will just leave! I’d like hereby to invite UAW to hold a union vote at their convenience. Tesla will do nothing to stop them.”

“@LifeofMikej @TeslaOwnersBC @DriveTeslaca @Tesla @Teslarati There are many small joys as you explore the car & more to come via software updates”

“@teslaownersSV Sunday/Monday”

“RT @Tesla: Shoutout to our owners, especially those who've recently bought a Tesla, as well as our supporters & advocates. You rock :)”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Haha”

“@DMC_Ryan @C_R_H_M @Tesla Cybertruck doesn’t need a garage”