“@kimpaquette Just meeting with Larry Ellison to seek some advice. Back working on Tesla end of quarter tomorrow.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Model S had the lowest probability of injury of any car ever tested by NHTSA, which is why ... https://t.co/9tZZJEc5wg http://electrek.co/2016/07/07/tesla-model-s-son-survive-80mph-crash-truck-images/”
“@Gfilche @Tesla It still needs more work imo, but we can probably widen the beta a little next month”
“@Teslaconomics We like to put little fun Easter eggs our cars. Small, unexpected delights are part of what makes life worth living.”
“@TeslaNY @live_munro Munro rocks!”
“@Tesla With similar track wheels/tires/brakes, Model S P100D is faster”
“@tim_cook @iliketeslas Congratulations”
“Last night's Tesla Powerwall and Powerpack unveiling https://t.co/ksD8m6nCJO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKORsrlN-2k”
“RT @Tesla: Make things people love”
“@karpathy TSLA 🙌”
“@TeslaNY Jay is right”
“@ID_AA_Carmack Tesla has done so much that would be considered “AI research breakthroughs”, but we are laser-focused on making it work, rather than crowing about breakthroughs. Having a large fleet is only one piece of the puzzle. Plenty of other car companies produce way more cars than…”
“@intelligent_eat Yes, the purpose of AI Day is to convince great AI/software/chip talent to join Tesla”
“@Tesla Also, Blood, Gandalf the Grey & Superdraco”
“@dfchil We are going to move all info and settings to the "cloud" (aka server) so any Tesla you drive in the world automatically adjusts to you”
“@AnythingTesla @Tesla Yeah”
“@teslaownersSV 🤣”
“@teslaownersSV @LucidMotors @Rivian @klwtts If they cut their opex & cogs dramatically, then they have a chance, but that hasn’t happened yet”
“@JoannMuller @alanohnsman @Forbes The Tesla board has done incredible work overseeing the largest value creation in the auto industry in 100+ years, despite many setbacks. Tesla owes its very existence to this board!”
“@BasedBeffJezos @Tesla_Optimus Already does”
“@teslaownersSV @PPathole @Gfilche @MadeInTheUSANJ The Democrat vs Republican tribalism among otherwise intelligent people is most distressing. Demonizing everyone who would vote for an alternate party is not constructive.”
“@truth_tesla @veespike @HillaryClinton @Twitter Whether other senior campaign managers were aware or not is a separate question. What is *not* in question is that Sussmann charged the Clinton Campaign for his Russia hoax meeting with the FBI. Source document: https://t.co/61C8L9isIU https://www.justice.gov/sco/press-release/file/1433511/download”
“@Teslaconomics Koreans are often a step ahead in appreciating new technology”
“RT @cb_doge: ELON MUSK: "Optimus will actually eliminate poverty. Optimus will actually give people incredible medical care. Optimus will u…”
“@teslaownersSV @Blizzard_Ent Diablo I & II were excellent. Didn’t love Diablo III, but IV is great.”
“@DirtyTesLa @Tesla Roundabouts will get great soon”
“@TeslaFruit Thanks Sandy!”
“@sashayanshin If I were another car company, I would license FSD”
“@DirtyTesLa The safety driver is just there for the first few months to be extra safe. Should be no safety driver by end of year.”
“@AIDRIVR @Tesla_AI 14.2 for widespread use”
“@RenataKonkoly @WR4NYGov It’s great that they’ve changed their tune these days, but the truth is that GM tried damn hard to kill the electric car! If not for competitive pressure from Tesla, they would be doing nothing. https://t.co/BAa6mXvbrZ https://watchdocumentaries.com/who-killed-the-electric-car/”
“@DirtyTesLa Maybe I can squeeze it in tomorrow night”
“@teslaownersSV @Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 About five full stacks”
“@PPathole @Teslarati Exactly”
“@TeslaBoomerPapa Let’s assume for a minute that I am on drugs (I definitely am not): This sad case is saying that I’m kicking his ass while wasted 🤣🤣”
“@flcnhvy @Tesla Giga New York will reopen for ventilator production as soon as humanly possible. We will do anything in our power to help the citizens of New York.”
“Just want to say thanks to customers & investors that took a chance on Tesla through the long, dark night. We wouldn't be here without you.”
“@teslaownersSV An SUV that is faster than a Formula 1 race car https://t.co/43YJpFDGpf”
“@yoyovinzi Would love to be in India. Some challenging government regulations, unfortunately. Deepak Ahuja, our CFO, is from India. Tesla will be there as soon as he believes we should.”
“@Teslarati No surprise”
“@teslaownersSV @TaiwanSemi_TSC @Samsung Optimus and our supercomputer clusters. AI4 is enough to achieve much better than human safety for FSD.”
“@cleantechnica Tesla should really be thought of as roughly a dozen technology startups, many of which have little to no correlation with traditional automotive companies”
“@thirdrowtesla This number won’t leave me alone! 🤣🤣”
“@GailAlfarATX They’ve been writing bogus articles about Tesla (and me) for years. In the end, it is their own credibility that suffers.”
“@SamTalksTesla Your comment above: “Who in their right mind would buy an ICE after 2025 knowing its residual value will be zilch? Legacy auto: go EV or go BUST!” is super important for car buyers. Residual values for gas/diesel cars will plummet in coming years.”
“@GigaS3XY @ACTBrigitte It was $500M, but then Tesla went up a lot, so now it’s $1.5B to $2B to close it out”
“@TeslaNY Do you even press?”
“@Teslaconomics True ❤️”
“@wintonARK Cybertrucks and Optimus robots”
“Tesla customers are v smart & don't want media speaking on their behalf abt Autopilot. Recent poll: 0.0% want it disabled -- not 0.1%, 0.0%.”
