“We’re going to include some fun games as hidden Easter eggs in Tesla S, X & 3. What do you think would be most fun in a car using the center touch screen?”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@PPathole @Tesla Autopilot prime directive is: don’t crash. What seems fast to humans is slow to a computer. 360 degree low light vision & sonar, plus forward radar enable to be superhuman. Upcoming software upgrades will increasingly show the potential.”
“@Tesla Physics”
“Reality is a Tesla, like most electric cars, is over 500% *less* likely to catch fire than combustion engine cars, which carry massive amounts of highly flammable fuel. Why is this never mentioned?”
“@Tesla Yes, they are! 🤣”
“Yup [@teslaownersSV] Legacy media is best thought of as a click-maximizing machine, not a truth-maximizing machine. Elon Musk )”
“@WholeMarsBlog No further TSLA sales planned after today”
“@JohnnaCrider1 @POTUS Teslas are the most made-in-USA vehicles”
“Exactly [@teslaownersSV] Here's what's happening with your messages: You chat about a product on WhatsApp, and suddenly ads for it flood your feed. Coincidence? No your data is being sold. 𝕏 Chat offers a better way: end-to-end encryption, zero backdoors, and real privacy protection”
“Tesla Solar just relaunched. Lmk what you think … https://t.co/mDoPO17YB9 http://Tesla.com/solar”
“@DefiantLs If you add up all the government funding Tesla and SpaceX have ever received, it is only about 1% of the combined value of the companies. In contrast, if you do that with US and European major aerospace companies, the government money they have received *exceeds* 100% of their… https://t.co/P57hWzKKLL https://x.com/i/web/status/2021663314716373227”
“@unusual_whales This is idiotic on so many levels: 1. That cretin never advised me on anything whatsoever. 2. The notion that I would need or listen to financial advice from a dumb crook is absurd. 3. JPM let Tesla down ten years ago, despite having Tesla’s global commercial banking…”
“@teslaownersSV 🤣”
“Love that people are buying a Tesla for the product itself, even if they don’t believe in climate change. Not everyone can be convinced about global warming, but if an electric car is simply the best product, they don’t need to be.”
“@teslaownersSV 🤣”
“@Teslaconomics That’s the goal!”
“Super strong roof that generates clean energy, looks great & costs less than a normal roof plus solar panels! https://t.co/D9yUuL7NVE http://Tesla.com/solarglass”
“T-shirt is bulletproof & makes u buff! https://t.co/wO0oAakclu https://t.co/8k1WvVO1sm https://shop.tesla.com/en_ca/product/men_s-cybertruck-bulletproof-tee?sku=7654399-00-A”
“@RolandForTexas And Tesla employs thousands of people, has brought manufacturing back to America, is decarbonizing the world and pays out tens of billions in wages every year!”
“@LindseyGrahamSC First of all, Tesla hasn’t had that consumer tax credit for years & we didn’t ask for this one – GM & Ford did”
“@teslaownersSV @JonErlichman 😜”
“@TeslaPodcast Wow, that’s a lot of podcasts! Ok, I will do one. Maybe we could combine with Dave Lee and a few others.”
“Good feedback from FSD Beta 10 users! 10.0.1 point release rolling out now. 10.1 rolls out a week from Friday with beta request button.”
“Goal is to service your car wherever you are, quietly & quickly. No need to bring it to a Tesla service center.”
“@teslaownersSV Correct”
“@timkhiggins Yes, excessive automation at Tesla was a mistake. To be precise, my mistake. Humans are underrated.”
“@teslaownersSV Should we keep it going?”
“Cybertruck is an incredible vehicle. Our best ever from Tesla. [@cybertruck] Making your life easier in so many ways”
“@teslaownersSV The Iron Man statue was given to SpaceX because part of Iron Man 2 was filmed in the rocket factory”
“Tesla Supercharger usage by region https://t.co/1y2zL2Jizt”
“Congratulations to the Tesla crew and South Australian authorities who worked so hard to get this manufactured and installed in record time! https://t.co/M2zKXlIVn3 https://apple.news/AnM79rCgXRFSvm4cgk5kfhw”
“@teslaownersSV 99% of people still have no idea how profound this is”
“@teslaownersSV Buyers of competing electric cars receive a $7500 tax credit, but Tesla does not”
“@ProTheDoge Lots of people I talked to on the production lines at Tesla or building rockets at SpaceX own Doge. They aren’t financial experts or Silicon Valley technologists. That’s why I decided to support Doge – it felt like the people’s crypto.”
“Over 550,000 Tesla Smart Summon uses in first few days!”
“@teslaownersSV I will survive”
“@TeslaBoomerMama Not any one person, as far as I know. There is the Soros bogeyman, of course, and various Dem leaders, but no single mastermind. It seems to be a simple matter of incentives: the more illegals imported, the higher the Dem vote over time. It will only backfire on the Dems if…”
“After wide release of FSD Beta 10.69.2, price of FSD will rise to $15k in North America on September 5th. Current price will be honored for orders made before Sept 5th, but delivered later.”
“@teslacn Tesla will add a power lift gate at no cost”
“Problem is journos are under constant pressure to get max clicks & earn advertising dollars or get fired. Tricky situation, as Tesla doesn’t advertise, but fossil fuel companies & gas/diesel car companies are among world’s biggest advertisers.”
“🇸🇪 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Sweden”
“🇸🇪🥇 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Sweden”
“@Tesla Peak acceleration is over 1.2 g’s, which is 20% faster than falling”
“RDW was extremely rigorous in their review [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Dutch regulators (RDW), which just approved @Tesla FSD (Supervised) in the Netherlands, have just issued an official statement: "Due to the continuous strict monitoring of the driver in the vehicle, the system is safer than other driver assistance systems. We have”
“@TeslaLarry Sensible thread!”
“Tesla dual motor means there is a motor in front & a motor in rear. One is optimized for power & one for range. Car drives fine even if a motor breaks down. Helps ensure you make it to your destination & don’t get stuck on side of road in potentially unsafe conditions.”
“Thanks Tesla owners & investors! Love you!! We will work super hard to earn your trust & support.”
“Customized horn & movement sounds (coconuts being one, of course) coming to Teslas soon”
“@Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 Starship, with its voluminous cargo bay, will enable incredible space telescopes for astronomy”
“RT @RealJamesWoods: While Democrats bawl like angry toddlers and key Teslas in acts of terrorism, Republicans like @elonmusk take private e…”
