“@DirtyTesLa Must be the traffic”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Best way to use Grok [@teslaownersSV] Grok Widget Want both chat and instant voice? Just add two Grok widgets! Press and hold your home screen, tap Customize, choose Add Widget, and pick Grok.”
“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Good for him! Stud at 79 wow.”
“New Model S has 370 mile / 595 km range”
“Model Y, being an SUV, is about 10% bigger than Model 3, so will cost about 10% more & have slightly less range for same battery”
“@Teslarati @Writer_01001101 Sigh”
“@Tesla With pie 🥧”
“@Teslaconomics Very intense 7 days indeed”
“@Tesla Best choice for most people is standard range plus with Autopilot”
“@ray4tesla Looks familiar”
“@TeslaTruckClub Worth considering”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla We’re making progress with Steam integration. Demo probably next month.”
“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla Megapack (and Powerwall) will make a massive difference to achieving a sustainable energy future for Earth!”
“Sorry for difficulties delivering your Tesla due to high volume! Critical to show that environmentally sustainable is financially sustainable.”
“@DimaZeniuk @SpaceX @SirineAti @captainarve @andst7 @WholeMarsBlog @EvasTeslaSPlaid @GailAlfarATX @JaneidyEve @TeslaAIBot @1stMarsColonist Will get bigger. Ship will probably stretch by another 10m or so.”
“@Tesmanian_com The Tesla China team is amazing”
“Production Tesla Model S P100DL sets Motor Trend all-time world record to 60 mph in 2.27 sec https://t.co/sxALQrM5Ls http://bit.ly/2kmMo3m”
“Join https://t.co/FgKC8Zt4k9 http://tesla.com/ai”
“Try @Grok [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok #1 rankings 🥇 #1 Overall on OpenRouter Leaderboard — ~496B tokens 🥇 #1 in Programming Categories — 32.3% token share 🥇 #1 on Kilo Code Leaderboard 🥇 #1 on Roo Code Leaderboard 🥇 #1 in Tool Calls — ~2.96M executions this week 🥇 #1 on EQ-Bench3 — Score: 1586… https://x.com/i/web/status/2004600610721546626”
“Due to a large increase in vehicle delivery volume in North America, Tesla customers may experience longer response times. Resolving this is our top priority.”
“Model 3 arriving in UK”
“@Teslarati Much appreciated. This was a serious attack.”
“Joe Rogan describes Tesla for 4 mins & 20 secs https://t.co/ju6N683Dd5 https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=6076&v=O00gaA5u6BI&feature=youtu.be”
“@TrungTPhan To be frank, in the early days, I thought there was >90% chance that both SpaceX & Tesla would be worth $0. The press & aerospace / automotive industry at the time (correctly) agreed with me.”
“Riding in the Cybertruck”
“Tesla Model S & X have hospital-grade (HEPA) air filters. 3 & Y are really good too. This has a big effect on health. https://t.co/48s5D3IfWs https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”
“Special thanks to Tesla trucking & rail partners for figuratively & literally going the extra mile”
“We could put Optimus in a cute outfit too :)”
“Looks like we can reach 20,000 Model 3 cars per month in Dec”
“Share Grok links with friends! [@teslaownersSV] Share Grok links with your friends. Grok is the most unbiased and truth seeking AI”
“@BigImpactHumans Looks cute, we should probably try this out. For sure with Optimus!”
“@grimnut @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog @DirtyTesla Haha”
“Grok ftw [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok Rankings Update November 13 Grok is dominating every leaderboard: #1 BlackBox AI #1 Terminal-Bench Hard #1 GPQA Diamond #1 SciCode #1 AAII Token Usage #1 Roo Code #1 KiloCode #1 Cline And on OpenRouter: #1 Most popular LLM (English) #1 Token usage (Top”
“@Tesla Eurovision”
“Yo Timmy, how’s your day bro? 🤡 [@Tim_Walz] If you need a little boost during the day, check out Tesla stock 📉”
“To be clear, orders are fully refundable, even after you’ve had your Tesla for a week”
“The Tesla construction and supercompute infrastructure teams are awesome”
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 Exactly 🤣🤣”
“@TeslaBoomerMama “We lose total control” implies that they have almost total control already, which seems true based on how the legacy media all mysteriously have the exact same talking points at the exact same time. The media all said Biden was “sharp as a tack” right before the debate where…”
“@TeslaHype Coming soon. Sorry for the delay!”
“@thesheetztweetz Not connecting Tesla cars to Starlink, as our terminal is much too big. This is for aircraft, ships, large trucks & RVs.”
“@Teslaconomics Def me”
“Note, you can upgrade your existing car to FSD in 2 mins via the Tesla app”
“@DavidSacks Maybe they are NPCs and Tesla just isn’t in their dialogue tree?”
“Music volume on a Tesla goes to 11, because it’s louder than 10 https://t.co/ab5hAMo3EN https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o”
“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla Fremont team is kicking a**!”
“@EvasTeslaSPlaid I wonder if you can rent them on @airbnb”
“Yep, order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr in 2 mins & car delivered direct to home http://Tesla.com”
“@beffjezos xAI was not built right first time around, so is being rebuilt from the foundations up. Same thing happened with Tesla.”
“@teslaownersSV You will not find a better friend than me, nor a worse enemy”
