The tweet archive.

“@teslaownersSV Beta 9 will start uploading at midnight California time on Friday. Bear in mind, it is still just a beta!”

“@Teslarati This will be our most difficult launch ever”

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 It’s a big deal that Dragon is reusable, with improved refurbishment efficiency with each passing flight! This is not the case for other orbital spacecraft. It means the spacefleet grows every time a new Dragon is made.”

“@teslaownersSV First, no one has ever mentioned rehab to me ever. Second, if they are saying that I was able to lead Tesla to be by far the most valuable carmaker and SpaceX to be by far the most valuable space company *simultaneously*, that is the greatest compliment I have ever received!”

“Without the removal fee, Tesla Solar is unequivocally a guaranteed, instant money printer, producing $300 to $1000 per year (in after tax income!)”

“Tesla batteries are lasting much longer than 200k miles / 320k km https://t.co/z882nf6yv9”

“@PaperBagInvest Prototypes are easy, production is hard. Making an electric car was not the hard part of Tesla – dozens of companies have done that.”

“@TeslaOwnersEBay @AustinTeslaClub @JaneidyEve @Manic_Marge @brookec_4 @Kristennetten @OwenSparks_ @Inelonwetrust__ @CodingMark @WhatsupFranks ♥️♥️”

“@CommunityTesla @sokrispymedia We could probably make this real next year”

“@BluegrassRabbi That’s great to see! Tesla Robovan is in development. Some other things too.”

“@Rainmaker1973 Tesla Autopilot spends a lot of effort on minimizing jerk”

“@teslaownersSV @UAW @klwtts Yup”

“@DirtyTesLa Noted”

“@Teslarati Going forward, all Tesla stores will be tiny & have tiny cars”

“@KimKardashian @Tesla 😎”

“@MichaelDell @Tesla Thanks :)”

“@ElonMuskAOC I wonder what kind of hotel we would design if we did so. Our Tesla futuristic diner (Grease meets The Jetsons with Supercharging) in LA should be ready later this year.”

“@TeslaHype Yeah”

“@teslaownersSV 😉”

“@vincent13031925 @teslacn @EvaFoxU Tesla China team is awesome!”

“@ICannot_Enough @genesimmons @JoeBiden Our real challenge is Bay Area has negative unemployment, so if we don’t treat and compensate our (awesome) people well, they have many other offers and will just leave! I’d like hereby to invite UAW to hold a union vote at their convenience. Tesla will do nothing to stop them.”

“@LifeofMikej @TeslaOwnersBC @DriveTeslaca @Tesla @Teslarati There are many small joys as you explore the car & more to come via software updates”

“@teslaownersSV Sunday/Monday”

“@Astro_Elliott @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Aiming to have hot gas thrusters on booster for first orbital flight”

“RT @Tesla: Shoutout to our owners, especially those who've recently bought a Tesla, as well as our supporters & advocates. You rock :)”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Haha”

“@teslaownersSV Yup”

“@Teslaconomics Yeah”

“@DriveTeslaca @Tesla Fixing this is a high priority”

“@PeterSweden7 Then the battery packs of the busses are too small. Teslas can operate well even above the Arctic Circle. Also, busses will not be needed when Tesla rolls out unsupervised full self-driving, as they will take people point to point for a similar cost to a bus ticket.”

“@Jason Thanks Jason! Super proud to work with such great teams at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink and Boring!!”

“@Gfilche @Tesla Tesla comms is fixing. That was a mistake.”

“@TeslaGong @wintonARK Bitcoin hashing (aka mining) energy usage is starting to exceed that of medium-sized countries. Almost impossible for small hashers to succeed without those massive economies of scale.”

“@TeslaSynopsis With caffeine during the day, without caffeine late at night”

“@DirtyTesLa We are gradually reducing it, proportionate to improved safety”

“@JamesClayton5 @markgurman @tim_cook Cook & I have never spoken or written to each other ever. There was a point where I requested to meet with Cook to talk about Apple buying Tesla. There were no conditions of acquisition proposed whatsoever. He refused to meet. Tesla was worth about 6% of today’s value.”

“@Scobleizer @Tesla @Waymo The streets will change very rapidly. Autonomous cars will be very common throughout the world in 2 to 3 years.”

“@DJjodes Would love to make a Tesla supertruck with crazy torque, dynamic air suspension and corners like its on rails. That'd be sweet...”

“@amitisinvesting It doesn’t make sense for Tesla to divide its resources and scale two quite different AI chip designs. The Tesla AI5, AI6 and subsequent chips will be excellent for inference and at least pretty good for training. All effort is focused on that.”

“@jamesdouma @LangleyDonovan Nvidia is providing helpful tools to the automotive industry, but the automotive industry is doing very little on their own By the end of this year, Tesla will have spent ~$10B cumulatively just on Nvidia hardware for training. We combine that with our own AI4 chips for… https://t.co/xqIbPDO8s0 https://x.com/i/web/status/2008679154598969430”

“@SenWarren @Tesla @SECGov Not you again 😮‍💨”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Might actually happen”

“RT @amuse: SCRIPTED: Paid protesters at Tesla Takedown events are given scripts by the Soros-backed organizers. https://t.co/uOUR9mR6cs”

“@Kristennetten @boringcompany @Tesla We simplified this a lot. It’s basically just Teslas in tunnels at this point, which is way more profound than it sounds.”

“@teslaownersSV Yup”

“@BrianRoemmele Slightly different versions of the Tesla AI5 chip will be made at TSMC and Samsung simply because they translate designs to physical form differently, but the goal is that our AI software works identically. We will have samples and maybe a small number of units in 2026, but high”

“@Teslaconomics Depending on context of surrounding traffic, yes”

“@Teslaconomics If this doesn’t convey gravitas, nothing does!”

“@Teslaconomics @Tesla_AI Best was working with such a great team of AI hardware & software engineers! It was more fun than going to parties on Saturdays by far. Least awesome was that we had to make several design concessions to move fast, but were able to finish tapeout 45 days ahead of schedule. AI6”

“@teslaownerssv It will get absurdly good. Tesla AI/Autopilot engineering is awesome! There’s some great AI out there, but can it self-drive while playing Cyberpunk … ?”