“@TD_Investor Or he could have just invested in Tesla at $200M market cap when he had the opportunity to do so”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“If you have a Tesla built in past 2 years, definitely try Navigate on Autopilot. It will blow your mind. Automatically passes slow cars & takes highway interchanges & off-ramps.”
“Congratulations @Tesla team!! https://t.co/PBr9VVBv1S”
“FSD Beta request button goes live tonight, but FSD 10.1 needs another 24 hours of testing, so out tomorrow night”
“@4n4lisis SpaceX and Tesla have noticed a meaningful degradation in the capability of US college graduates over the past several years”
“Tesla team is focused on making sure all Tesla owners try out FSD [@DillonLoomis22] To the 50% of Tesla owners that have never tried FSD...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Pay the $100 and try it for one month $TSLA”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla Long-term fundamentals are extremely strong. Short-term market madness is unpredictable.”
“@TeslaSynopsis 🔥🔥”
“@POTUS Worth mentioning that Tesla has open-sourced its charge connector and is enabling other EVs to use Tesla Superchargers”
“@teslaownersSV This will be great. Coming soon. Maximum protection for users.”
“🚀 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in 🇺🇸 The best real time truthful news. )”
“A contradiction in terms [@teslaownersSV] “The whole NGO thing is a nightmare. And it's a misnomer because if you have a government-funded non-governmental organization, you're simply a government-funded organization. It's an oxymoron. It's a gigantic scam, one of the biggest, maybe the biggest scam ever.” Elon Musk”
“Tesla Semi Factory progress [@tesla_semi] Semi Factory making good progress Has a stamping shop now! Also, we started installing tools in Powder Coat & Material Conveyance shops”
“@Carnage4Life I sure hope that’s not true at Tesla or SpaceX!”
“@farzyness @TeslaLarry @HansCNelson That guy doesn’t get it. I would prefer to have zero involvement in politics. HOWEVER There is no “company success” unless civilization itself continues to progress. This insane shift by the “left” away from a meritocracy and personal liberties (eg censorship of free speech…”
“Tesla FSD 10.8 plus holiday fun software release probably Tuesday”
“Please lmk what you’d most like improved/fixed about your Tesla. Thanks!”
“😂 [@Tesladvisor] FSD just saved me $400 and a trip to the tow yard this morning! Last night there was no parking anywhere in our apartment complex, so we risked the 7AM loading zone. Wife: “they won’t tow on a Sunday.” 7:15 AM: having breakfast and notice a security guard taking pics of our… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997715743337836919”
“@teslaownersSV The news tries to answer the question: what’s the worst thing that happened on Earth today? That’s why it’s so misery-inducing.”
“@teslaownersSV The kind words are appreciated”
“To reiterate, the legacy news headlines are false. This fire has nothing to do with Tesla and our Megapacks are operating well.”
“Tesla V14.3 self-driving review. The point releases will bring polish. V15 will far exceed human levels of safety, even in completely unsupervised and complex situations. [deleted tweet]”
“Tesla Semi truck unveil set for September. Team has done an amazing job. Seriously next level.”
“🇮🇹🥇 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Italy. 🇮🇹”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX The real tragedy is that tie I’m wearing!”
“@alex_avoigt I still do a lot of work at Tesla! Was at our Palo Alto engineering office until late Thursday night when I had to redeye to NY.”
“Tesla vs other electric car companies https://t.co/KRXmRHEdcl”
“@Tesla Manufactured in California!”
“Officially verified as the first production electric car to exceed 1000km on a single charge! Congratulations Tesla Owners Italia!! https://t.co/r8fFZIFEP2 https://x.com/teslaownersit/status/893255144447643648”
“True, install a @Tesla Powerwall to have uninterrupted power for your house. When your utility goes down, you will be one of the few in your neighborhood with working lights, working refrigerator and able to charge all your devices. [@skorusARK] Bringing energy storage to the home is like indoor plumbing. Your toilet tank has storage. Your water heater is storage. You don't know it yet, but you're electrically living like you're in the 1930s.”
“Teslas have the highest amount of American content”
“If you’re directly affected by wildfire power outages, Tesla is reducing Solar+Powerwall prices by $1000 as of today”
“@ChillMichelle @Tesla Yes, California approved, but an unelected county official illegally overrode. Also, all other auto companies in US are approved to resume. Only Tesla has been singled out. This is super messed up!”
“@Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 Plot twist!”
“Cool [@vladtenev] We've built a really nice in-app experience for the upcoming TSLA shareholder vote. Check it out!”
“FSD Beta 10 rolls out midnight Friday next week”
“Cybertruck is a real workhorse! [@FutureJurvetson] Cybertruck Gas Station I had to stop and ask what’s going on here. He works for Santa Clara county to do gas station leak checks. Cybertruck saves him $30K in fuel costs per year versus a standard utility truck. And he loves the 110V plug in back instead of hauling a generator.”
“@teslaownersSV Of course”
“😢 [@Tesla_Optimus] @WholeMarsBlog It’s always “When Optimus”, never “How is Optimus”)”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Super talented team at SpaceX”
“Due to high levels of demand for FSD Beta, adding “Download Beta” button to Service section of car display in ~10 days”
“@mcuban Ok, I will ask Tesla & SpaceX to inquire further”
“@michaeljburry You will get it back, even though you shorted Tesla, you bastard 🤣”
“Tesla does not advertise or pay for endorsements. Instead, we use that money to make the product great.”
“Reminder that Tesla Full Self-Driving (FSD) price goes up by $1k on July 1st”
“@teslaownersSV SpaceX will be ready to launch Starship in a few weeks, then launch timing depends on FAA license approval. Assuming that takes a few weeks, first launch attempt will be near end of third week of April, aka …”
“Tesla self-driving handles Dutch roundabouts well [@teslaeurope] FSD Supervised handles Dutch turbo roundabout”
“Major improvement to FSD! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised V14.1 now rolling out Highlights include – Arrival Options You can now select where FSD Supervised should park at the end of your trip: parking lot, on the street, driveway, parking garage or curbside – Driver Profile Sloth 🦥 Lower speeds & more conservative”
“@SawyerMerritt People still don’t understand the implications of FSD”
“Some Tesla news”
