“@_TheRealTony3_ @MercedesBenz @Tesla @SawyerMerritt Good for them”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Tesla North America aiming for >50% same hour service”
“@teslaownersSV It will grow by at least 5 to 10 meters over time”
“@cleantechnica Yeah, seems odd that Tesla wasn’t invited”
“Tesla dual motor, all-wheel drive performance Model 3: 3.5 sec 0-60mph 155 mph Top Speed 310 mile Range”
“@EliBurton_ @Tesla It will soon capture turn signals, hazards, ambulance/police lights & even hand gestures”
“Kids playing Beach Buggy in Tesla store https://t.co/palYq9rPzl”
“Btw, you can buy a Tesla online in less than 2 mins & give it back for a full refund for any reason https://t.co/46TXqRJ3C1 http://Tesla.com”
“Wrote this 6 years ago https://t.co/r9GdXpCtZU https://www.tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux”
“@ariannahuff Ford & Tesla are the only 2 American car companies to avoid bankruptcy. I just got home from the factory. You think this is an option. It is not.”
“Tesla Autopilot saves lives [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla has revealed that in Q2 2025, they recorded one crash for every 6.69 million miles driven in which drivers were using Autopilot technology. For drivers who were not using Autopilot technology, @Tesla recorded one crash for every 963,000 miles driven. By comparison,”
“@BLKMDL3 @Tesla 🔥”
“Huge thanks to all Tesla supporters around the world helping the cause. We ♥️♥️♥️ you!!”
“Try it, you’ll like it! Totally new messaging and calling communication system that replaces the old DMs. [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 Did you know 𝕏 Chat lets you do all this? >Change your name anytime >Send disappearing messages >Block screenshots & get alerts >Mute/unmute chats easily >Voice & video calls >Preview media inside chat >Block messages >Delete entire conversation”
“Reminder to buy our S3XY cars before midnight on Monday! Prices rise slightly worldwide on Tuesday. You can order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr. http://Tesla.com”
“@cb_doge Tesla self-driving is by far the most advanced real world AI”
“@teslaownersSV That’s a real wrench!”
“Progress [@teslaownersSV] 6-8M → 10M overnight. Free, no walls, actually useful. This is insane velocity. http://grok.com”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] Next time someone asks you a question… Just send them a Grokipedia link. It’s the most accurate, unbiased knowledge base online fact-checked, updated, and built to find the Truth.”
“Wort reading the whole thing https://t.co/4lyaV7kIS4 https://www.tesla.com/ns_videos/2019-tesla-impact-report.pdf”
“Thanks for the cool suggestions 😀❤️👍 More fun coming to your Tesla soon!”
“@Teslarati SpaceX in south Texas & Tesla in central have been providing direct assistance where feasible (eg save cold turtles & help power the water treatment plant). Please let us know if we may be helpful in other ways.”
“Tesla doing laps at Nerdburgering”
“@lexfridman Tesla engineering is awesome!”
“@Tesla EV-1 -> Tzero -> Roadster -> S3XY -> Semi -> Cybertruck …”
“Made with Grok Imagine [@teslaownersSV] Grok Imagine is 🤯 Super realistic”
“@Tesla Covered in snow & ice, roads mostly closed & no power in Austin”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla 🤣🤣”
“Please vote your shares with Tesla!”
“Cool 😎 [@LVMPD] ⚡️The future has arrived!⚡️ Our LVMPD Cybertrucks are set to enter service soon! We've had them at our emergency vehicle operations course (EVOC), and recently they've received their Metro Police decals. These vehicles are filled with cutting-edge technology and decked out to”
“@LibertyCappy Cybertruck option packages & third-party add-ons will be 🔥🔥”
“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Civilization is more fragile than it would seem”
“Model S at Nürburgring has 7 seats”
“Just finished an amazing 3 day visit to China. The world has never seen human energy & vigor at such scale. Incredibly impressed with Tesla China team & potential for the future.”
“Grok now #1 in Singapore [@teslaownersSV] 🚨BREAKING: Grok is now the #1 app in Singapore 🇸🇬”
“19 years ago, when my 1st company got bought, I had to decide between buying a house in Palo Alto or a McLaren F1 (best car ever imo). Was no contest. I bought F1 & a small condo that was much cheaper than the car. New Tesla Roadster will exceed all gas sports cars in every way…”
“Tesla [@mitchdeg] What a shock for the Tesla haters: Auto Plus, the car magazine with the biggest audience in France (by far), awards the reliability crown to Tesla in 2026!”
“Tesla Master Plan, Part Deux https://t.co/XQeTlsoEdE http://tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux”
“Starting next month, Tesla will charge $1000 for color black (same price as silver)”
“@BillyM2k The battery pack never even caught fire and the tires are still inflated! Once we get this Cybertruck back to Tesla, we’ll buff out the scratches and get it back on the road.”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla @Ford @Rivian @LucidMotors Fed rate increases make cars more expensive for consumers, increasing the difficulty level for automotive companies”
“@TeslaAIBot Photo filters are so misleading 🤣🤣”
“Progress [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 𝕏 is now the #1 app in News & Magazines in Germany 🇩🇪 People are done with filtered headlines. They want raw truth, real-time updates, and open debate.”
“Also, FSD Beta 10.12.2 now expanding to 100k cars. 10.13 smooths out intersection control, especially long lefts, and starts to handle roads with no map data at all. Last point is a big deal. Within a few months, FSD should be able to drive to a GPS point with zero map data.”
“Switch to 𝕏 Chat. It’s just better! [@teslaownersSV] Make the switch to 𝕏 Chat. - End-to-end encrypted - Zero third-party services - No ads or trackers - Text, files, audio & video calls supported - 𝕏 never reads or sells your conversations - Call anyone, no phone number needed”
“Model 3 & Y have great air filtration too, but they’re too small to fit the monster HEPA filters”
“This is the best way to use Grok [@teslaownersSV] You can add instant Grok access to your phone lock screen in 10 secs: 1. Long press on your screen 2. Tap customize 3. Tap Grok”
“Tesla Service [@Tesla] Tesla Assist gives you answers customized to your vehicle Upload an image, ask about your car, or get help with any service needs Tesla app > Service > Describe Question or Concern”
“Tesla drives itself (no human input at all) thru urban streets to highway to streets, then finds a parking spot https://t.co/V2T7KGMPBo https://www.tesla.com/videos/full-self-driving-hardware-all-teslas”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Ancient times”
