“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Only thing beyond ludicrous is Plaid”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“RT @Tesla: We're a car company right”
“@SawyerMerritt Cybertrucks get preferential parking, as they look much more futuristic than normal cars and are poetically aligned with the stainless steel of Starship”
“@RosilesEddie @thirdrowtesla @ACSOSheriffs @GavinNewsom The custom styling some of the team is doing over their masks is really cool!”
“@teslaownersSV This article is negative, of course, but we did not see the increase in advertising revenue that was expected in June. July is a bit more promising.”
“@ElonsBrain @Tesla Upgrading to 250kW soon”
“@Scobleizer @TodayTeslanews Boring Company would gladly build tunnels for others, but no one else is even trying”
“@PPathole @teslaownersSV @Kristennetten @itsALLrisky @SenSanders Yes, that is the other major source of dilution. All employees receive stock after a year at Tesla and we now have over 100,000 employees worldwide.”
“@teslaownersSV @NASA I thought we had lost for sure. We were just a tiny company back then, only 1 of 4 launches got to orbit & I had no money left. Out of the blue, a few days before Christmas, NASA calls to say we won.”
“All items below will go to all Model 3s within next few months with V8.2 software. To report a bug or ask for a feature, press voice button, say “bug report” followed by issue description. https://t.co/ea7FTOn2cE https://x.com/mactechgenius/status/1001867688413544448”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla PW3 is optimized for ease of installation & high power, which means that a single Powerwall can serve as an uninterruptible power supply for most homes. This is a big deal for ensuring that the lights stay on and you can power all your devices in the event of a power outage.”
“@BLKMDL3 @arctechinc @Tesla Several improvements coming via V9.1 on Friday at midnight”
“@karpathy @philduan We could have cherry-picked drives and and done this years ago, but far better for unaffiliated Tesla owners to do this themselves”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “You’ve got to look at Elon Musk, at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink – the guy is our Einstein. I'd like to be helpful to him a…”
“Performance Model 3 review by @mattdebord https://t.co/uEA599VPcX https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-model-3-performance-first-drive-2018-8”
“@Tesla @PopMech Still get this question a lot, even though Norway 🇳🇴 has highest Tesla cars per person on 🌏 (super appreciated!). Also, AWD is nice to have, but def not required for snow/ice.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Starship will make us multi planetary https://t.co/S9bgLgRsh5”
“@Erdayastronaut @TrevorMahlmann @Tesla V3 Supercharger deployment will accelerate considerably this year”
“@teslaownersSV @iamyesyouareno @MarioNawfal The specific area I’m talking about is engineering, which is needed to build the best technology. Encouraging kids to learn how things work is the key. Take apart car engines, toasters, microwave ovens, speakers, etc. Make model airplanes, rockets, cars. As you’re doing this…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “I cannot be President, and I actually don't want to be President. So, to be clear, I want to build rockets and cars.”…”
“@Teslaconomics Good design”
“@sobieski902 @TashaARK Supervised FSD is vastly safer than human driving. Unsupervised FSD is trending well. Over time, Version 12 (end-to-end neural nets) will far exceed human safety even when unsupervised.”
“@FredericLambert @woodhaus2 Production design will be better, especially in details. We are dying to do this, but primary focus must remain on making affordable version of Model 3 & bringing Y to market”
“Due to some Tesla owners encountering system issues yesterday, the free Supercharging referral program will be extended until tomorrow night”
“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla @aelluswamy Beta expanding to safety scores above 80 after 10.69.2.1 goes out”
“@enn_nafnlaus When Eberhard was fired from the Tesla CEO role in mid 2007 for providing false information to me & the board, no one left with him. That says it all.”
“@JackCydia Good, but not hospital grade. S & X were designed to be proof against an actual bioweapon attack. Requires a giant filter with separate acid & alkaline gas neutralization layers. Not enough room in Model 3.”
“@astro_greek @Tesla Very important”
“@teslaownersSV @PPathole @NorthmanTrader Yes, back to regularly scheduled programming”
“@teslaownersSV @SawyerMerritt Shaded patio”
“@Teslarati Area from south Giga to river really will be next-level great & open to public!”
“Matt DeBord reviews all Tesla models https://t.co/ZZ7KW9cPpn via @businessinsider https://www.businessinsider.com/favorite-features-every-tesla-new-used-2019-1?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=topbar&utm_term=mobile&referrer=twitter”
“@teslaownersSV @slashdot @Jason @Twitter 💯”
“@IvanEscobosa Beta button will request permission to assess driving behavior using Tesla insurance calculator. If driving behavior is good for 7 days, beta access will be granted.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: The starship is the largest flying object ever made, and it was able to be caught by chopsticks https://t.co/iMkJAWGsOz”
“Ramping up the Autopilot software team at Tesla to achieve generalized full autonomy. If interested, contact autopilot@teslamotors.com.”
“@doge_southern @SamTwits @TeslaOwnersEBay @Kristennetten @RationalEtienne @EvaFoxU @JohnnaCrider1 @TeslaChillMode @CodingMark @Model3Owners @WholeMarsBlog @AustinTeslaClub Next baby will be a girl”
“Slo-mo hail cannonball impacting Tesla solar roof tile https://t.co/MMBAcUD9iC https://www.instagram.com/p/BT7HVS3AZ4q/”
“@megangale @Tesla Sorry, we’ve gone from production hell to delivery logistics hell, but this problem is far more tractable. We’re making rapid progress. Should be solved shortly.”
“@ING_Deutschland @maxico86 @TeslaBoomerMama @SawyerMerritt @Tesla Denying shareholders the ability to vote, as you are doing, certainly should be a crime”
“@WholeMarsBlog Would be cool to make a game using Tesla Sim that’s literally your city & neighborhood, down to skid marks on road & then inject fantasy/sci-fi elements”
“@Scobleizer Tesla is prioritizing safety over comfort for FSD beta. As we become confident in the former, the latter will follow.”
“@Teslaconomics But clearly there is a lot of work to do before Optimus is capable of doing so 😂”
“@teslaownersSV @woonomic @VaibhavSisinty Eberhard has been relentlessly pushing a false narrative about Tesla for 15 years. He’s a compelling liar. Fooled me for almost 3 years.”
“@WholeMarsBlog FSD releasing to Canada next week”
“@jessica_kirsh @SpaceX @TeslaAIBot @Tesla Cool :)”
“@WalterIsaacson Accurate. [Technical note: Linux in 1999 was still early days, whereas Windows had a whole video game dev community to draw upon. In later years with SpaceX & Tesla, I obviously went with Linux. Also, Max was unequivocally wrong that the site wouldn’t work with Windows. It…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "The Federal Government today pays more in interest on the debt than we do in budget for the Department of Defense. We p…”
“@WR4NYGov Looks like Tesla is doing ok”
“@Teslaconomics Yes”
