“😢 [@Tesla_Optimus] @WholeMarsBlog It’s always “When Optimus”, never “How is Optimus”)”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Super talented team at SpaceX”
“Due to high levels of demand for FSD Beta, adding “Download Beta” button to Service section of car display in ~10 days”
“@mcuban Ok, I will ask Tesla & SpaceX to inquire further”
“@michaeljburry You will get it back, even though you shorted Tesla, you bastard 🤣”
“Tesla does not advertise or pay for endorsements. Instead, we use that money to make the product great.”
“Reminder that Tesla Full Self-Driving (FSD) price goes up by $1k on July 1st”
“@teslaownersSV SpaceX will be ready to launch Starship in a few weeks, then launch timing depends on FAA license approval. Assuming that takes a few weeks, first launch attempt will be near end of third week of April, aka …”
“Tesla self-driving handles Dutch roundabouts well [@teslaeurope] FSD Supervised handles Dutch turbo roundabout”
“Major improvement to FSD! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised V14.1 now rolling out Highlights include – Arrival Options You can now select where FSD Supervised should park at the end of your trip: parking lot, on the street, driveway, parking garage or curbside – Driver Profile Sloth 🦥 Lower speeds & more conservative”
“@SawyerMerritt People still don’t understand the implications of FSD”
“Some Tesla news”
“@teslaownersSV Although, if it were any team, it would be Man U. They were my fav team as a kid.”
“Congrats Tesla Powerwall team! [@teslaenergy] 1M Powerwalls installed worldwide🔋”
“@MosheShekhter @Tesla Looking into it”
“@DriveTeslaca Sigh”
“@teslaownersSV Wow, thank you for the kind words @reedhastings”
“Try Tesla self-driving cars. They’re incredible! [@tesla_na] Tesla on FSD Supervised drives itself through Manhattan Any Tesla you can buy today can do this”
“@teslaownersSV Some duct tape & superglue will fix this right up!”
“Cybertruck unveil Thursday night https://t.co/AHBxaubdhO”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] If you are on 𝕏, please like, comment and repost content. Don’t just lurk. Contribute to this amazing platform.”
“Few people know that we started Tesla when GM forcibly recalled all electric cars from customers in 2003 & then crushed them in a junkyard”
“FSD beta rollout happening tonight. Will be extremely slow & cautious, as it should.”
“Tesla holiday software update has FSD sneak preview, Stardew Valley, Lost Backgammon & a few other things”
“@george__mack I thought both SpaceX and Tesla each had less then a 10% chance of success”
“Interesting [@AsraNomani] @elonmusk Hello @ElonMusk and Friends, You asked who is funding and organizing the #TeslaTakedown protests. I've got answers for you, after going onto the streets of northern Virginia for the local protests here, seeing familiar faces from the Virginia Democratic political machine and”
“Share posts with friends so they know what’s going on! [@teslaownersSV] Share 𝕏 links with family and friends The only trusted source for real news”
“Cybertruck wraps are awesome 😎 [@farzyness] I wrapped my Cybertruck, and I'm in love. Thank you @teslabros !!!”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla I used to be such a snappy dresser!”
“@JonErlichman Or Tesla!”
“Smooth [@TSLA_inside_] The most difficult roundabout in the Netherlands, Keizer Karelplein in Nijmegen. No effort for FSD. $TSLA”
“@AustinTeslaClub The Tesla Solar Roof is slightly hydrophobic, so water, snow or ice slide off easily”
“@TeslaSynopsis lol”
“Delaware Supreme is saving the state [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: The Delaware Supreme Court handed Tesla a victory yesterday, slashing by more than $100 million the legal fees owed to shareholder lawyers who reached a settlement with Tesla in a challenge over four years of compensation for the company's directors. The justices set the… https://x.com/i/web/status/2017629483193323567”
“@teslaownersSV I’m serious about this one btw”
“@cleantechnica Tesla always pays its debts”
“Congratulations Tesla team & thanks to all the new Tesla owners!! ♥️♥️”
“Nice work by Tesla Energy”
“♥️♥️ Congrats Tesla team! ♥️♥️”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 is for the people. For their freedom of speech. By the people, used every day. Not by elites — but by those seeking truth. This isn’t just an app. It’s a movement.”
“@Teslaconomics Cybertruck cruisers will be next-level. Designed for Bladerunner.”
“@cb_doge @Tesla @mayemusk Still doing same thing, but bigger”
“Yup [@teslaownersSV] “You can tell which side is the good side and which side is the bad side by which side wishes to restrict freedom of speech.” Elon Musk”
“Now that Tesla FSD beta is out in limited release, FSD price (new or upgrade) will go up by ~$2k on Monday”
“𝕏 has now exceeded 1 billion downloads on Android alone! And roughly 1.5 billion on iPhone. [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 has officially joined the 1B+ downloads club on Android.”
“Jensen rocks! [@cb_doge] "Elon Musk is just an extraordinary engineer, and I love working with him. We're going to build many more computers together. I'm delighted to be working with him. I think the Optimus opportunity is just right around the corner. It's very likely that human robots are going to be… https://x.com/i/web/status/2006676783991787563”
“Your Tesla self-driving capability will see a step change improvement as we integrate upgrades for the Austin robotaxi build into the general production release”
“Blow the whistle! https://t.co/RQLDti0ULZ https://shop.tesla.com/product/cyberwhistle?web=true”
“@teslaownersSV @stillgray It’s insane! I’m just fighting for free speech in America.”
“Order a Tesla Powerwall battery for blackout protection! https://t.co/tEE4LDBD78 https://www.tesla.com/powerwall”
