“@cb_doge Optimus V3 is amazing”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Might actually happen”
“RT @amuse: SCRIPTED: Paid protesters at Tesla Takedown events are given scripts by the Soros-backed organizers. https://t.co/uOUR9mR6cs”
“@Kristennetten @boringcompany @Tesla We simplified this a lot. It’s basically just Teslas in tunnels at this point, which is way more profound than it sounds.”
“@teslaownersSV Yup”
“@WholeMarsBlog The build I’m driving right now is almost there. FSD 10 will blow your mind.”
“@Teslaconomics Depending on context of surrounding traffic, yes”
“@Teslaconomics If this doesn’t convey gravitas, nothing does!”
“@teslaownerssv It will get absurdly good. Tesla AI/Autopilot engineering is awesome! There’s some great AI out there, but can it self-drive while playing Cyberpunk … ?”
“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla Tesla is working hard to provide more Megapacks for grid stabilization”
“@teslaownersSV Completely false”
“@Teslarati Amazing results by @Panasonic at Tesla Gigafactory Nevada! Very much appreciate extreme hard work it took to achieve this result. Together with Pana Japan cell plants, Tesla/Pana partnership is producing ~60% of global EV battery output!”
“@teslaownersSV Haha true”
“@lifebykateb @Tesla @itsCrippleback Updating …”
“@farzyness Anyone who vandalizes a Tesla will have a criminal record. Go ahead, make my day …”
“@DragTimes @Tesla Nice”
“@PPathole @Tesla That was a crazy tough year. Tesla financing closed at 6pm Christmas Eve – last hour of the last day possible. Payroll would otherwise have bounced two days after Christmas.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Caption this https://t.co/Gmz0hXTtm3”
“@teslaownersSV Bitterness leads to bad decisions”
“@teslaownersSV Unfortunately, there is just no way to make a motorcycle safe. Motorcyclist deaths per mile are ~29 times higher than car occupants. https://t.co/zu5HAzNFhe https://www.nhtsa.gov/road-safety/motorcycles”
“@thirdrowtesla Fine by me”
“Would like to clarify that Tesla is working exclusively with Panasonic for Model 3 cells. News articles claiming otherwise are incorrect.”
“@marcelzimmer @parth_dhawale @Tesla The way it should be!”
“@teslaownersSV @SawyerMerritt 👀”
“@TFM312 @Tesla Glad you’re ok!”
“@AusTeslaOwners You’re right, will fix”
“@SamTalksTesla That’s me! Haha”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla Whoa cool 😀”
“@RationalEtienne @OwenSparks_ @Tesla With our giant casting machines, we are literally trying to make full-size cars in the same way that toy cars are made”
“@Teslaconomics We put a lot of effort into this”
“@ZainS180 @VikingRocket @WholeMarsBlog Cybertruck will reach far into a post-apocalyptic future & bring that technology to now”
“@OyunerdeneMN @Tesla It was an honor to speak”
“@ajtourville @Tesla Tesla Automation (Deutschland) built a specialized machine to wrap the rotor with carbon fiber at precise tension. If too low, it would come loose at low temp, due to CTE differences. If too high, it would snap at high temp & rpm.”
“@Teslaconomics Fate 🖤 Irony”
“Tesla finishes last in being salesy! Good. Also, I can't believe there is a real Pied Piper. https://t.co/9Zzijxxyy4 http://electrek.co/2016/07/11/tesla-finishes-last-mystery-shoppers-study-staff-like-museum-curators/”
“@28delayslater @thirdrowtesla First Medtronic units from Tesla getting installed in NY metro area. These are for worst case situations. https://t.co/xyFRZwv1M7”
“@p_ferragu Looking into this. No question that FSD should be viewed as reasonably valuable when doing a trade-in.”
“@TeslaBoomerMama 💯 The Tesla factory, especially our next gen Cybercab line, is the product. That, autonomy and Optimus, are what matter.”
“@truth_tesla It will hopefully achieve sustained cycle time of 45 seconds. At 75% uptime over an average week, that’s ~10k/week if run 24/7.”
“@teslaownersSV Long press on any image to have Grok turn it into a video https://t.co/Mf5Uc7BBWE”
“@ev_australia @Tesla @SawyerMerritt @EvaFoxU @miku919191 @tesla_adri @PPathole @TeslaHype @TeslaDiva99 @teslaownersau @techAU We have since improved it further”
“@WholeMarsBlog They will switch from claiming that Tesla self-driving is fake to Tesla self-driving is unfairly good”
“@micarrdc It is accurate to say that incentives were an accelerant to EV adoption, but we started Tesla when there were no incentives & gasoline was $2/gallon in California. Tesla currently has a tax credit *disadvantage*, because the $7500 tax credit stopped applying to us years ago.”
“@libsoftiktok The violence against Tesla is insane!”
“@tesla_addicted One of the improvements to FSD vision involves training with actual photon counts, so removing the filters used to make pictures pretty to the human eye”
“@WholeMarsBlog The hands of Optimus”
“@jeffreyweichsel @Tesla_Optimus @grok Bigtime”
“@KenJennings All other car companies are allowed to manufacture *except* Tesla, you knucklehead. No wonder you got crushed by a computer the size of a pizza box.”
“SolarCity panels produce enough zero carbon energy to charge entire Tesla fleet https://t.co/bn4LRzii1V http://blog.solarcity.com/solarcity-customers-8-gigawatt-hours-teslas?sourcetype=SocialPost&trafficsource=twitter&campaignname=TW-APR2016-CompanyNews-03”
“@DirtyTesla @Tesla Yup”
