The tweet archive.

“Also, Tesla policy is that if you order a car without a test drive you get 3 days to return for full refund vs 1 day if you do get a test drive (resources are overbooked)”

“@iliketeslas ❤️”

“@SenWarren @Tesla @SECGov Can we please be friends please please”

“@teslaownersSV 😂 [@unusual_whales] You just can’t make this up. Cramer’s Inverse portfolio beat Nancy Pelosi’s portfolio in 2025.”

“@TheTeslaBull @BLKMDL3 @S3XYstarship @IWill_Travel @AOC Based on past experience, about 12 to 18 months. Companies that are inherently negative cash flow (ie value destroyers) need to die, so that they stop consuming resources.”

“TSLA down ~$500M Friday, but back up ~$500M today. Sorry for the roller coaster.”

“@teslaownersSV Raptor V4 engines will need to deliver 300 (metric) tons of force for the 33 engines to generate a collective 10,000 tons of force. Note, I use ton to refer to 10,000 Newtons of force. I just don’t like the way tonne-force looks and nobody knows what a Newton is. It also makes… https://t.co/RT2sPAgQdX https://x.com/i/web/status/2018425964141961301”

“@heydave7 Absolutely. Am super appreciative of Tesla shareholders. Will ensure their prosperity in any scenario.”

“@vincent13031925 @Tesla We’re trying to simplify product complexity, so only offering white (technically black & white) interior in high volume markets”

“Feature coming soon that allows one touch access to all discovered Tesla Easter eggs https://t.co/oWU6oq9Jqb”

“@InsideEVs Great work by Tesla China team & supporting contractors!”

“@LimitingThe Generally agree, but probability of thermal runaway is dangerously high with large pouch cells. Tesla strongly recommends against their use.”

“@jimkxa Tesla’s self-driving AI will be vastly better than human”

“@clembin0 @iliketeslas Skin tone is obvious to anyone who isn’t blind. Overwhelmingly, the vast majority of Jewish people look White! That’s just a fact. As for whether there is an actual underlying genetic difference, which ACTG sequences are the “Jewish ones” and why? Does anyone actually know?… https://t.co/zFb4rBK0hB https://x.com/i/web/status/1995945171502940442”

“@teslaownersSV At the risk of saying something mind-blowing, if criminals are not incarcerated, then they will continue to commit crimes”

“@F9Block5 Yes, updated UI coming with FSD wide release. All cars with FSD computer will have new “mind of car” view. All 3/Y can be upgraded to have FSD computer.”

“RT @Tesla_Optimus: Optimus will be the biggest product ever made. A general-purpose humanoid robot that can do useful work at scale will c…”

“@leahnoelnielsen @SawyerMerritt @LucidMotors 1. He was never chief engineer, I was 2. He arrived after Model S prototype 3. He left before production started”

“@chazman @Tesla The Tesla AI/software team is truly exceptional & I never give false praise”

“@teslaownersSV We are working as quickly as possible to get 100+ Teslas operating for autonomous ride-hailing (can’t use the word “taxi” or “cab” in California) in the Bay Area and allow anyone to request a ride”

“@PPathole @guardian Because Tesla doesn’t advertise and other car companies do”

“@netcapgirl The only publicly-traded stock I own is Tesla”

“@LudaLisl @sat1 @Hertz Also, Tesla will soon be a German car manufacturer.”

“RT @teslaownersSV: SpaceX is making fully rapidly reusable rockets The holy grail of rocketry https://t.co/VgdOiRJSxl”

“@ID_AA_Carmack Well, Optimus is already doing some tasks in the factory and the scope of its ability is increasing rapidly. The toughest part by far is improving the design of Optimus for ease of manufacturing and tooling up a complex supply chain, so it can be made in significant numbers.”

“@Teslarati Sorry, migh have brought the site down”

“@teslaownersSV Yeah”

“@ToddBourne @Tesla Almost done”

“@Tesla_Optimus Give him a hand 👏”

“@flcnhvy Starship steel decision came first. We were going to use titanium skins for Cybertruck, but cold-rolled 30X stainless is much stronger.”

“@SuperSaf @Tesla Exactly!”

“@DavidSacks So deeply and utterly wrong that a law firm that harmed Tesla could stand to gain billions”

“@wholemars Tesla is smooth as butter”

“@WholeMarsBlog To be fair, investors are giving us significant credit for achieving self-driving, given that Tesla’s valuation/production is very high compared to other automakers”

“@WillFealey @Tesla @RadioFlyer Sure”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla @xai @boringcompany Lot of new tech”

“@TeslaBoomerMama @Tesla Car could honk at people if you want”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla 😢”

“@teslaownersSV Lot of people still don’t realize Tesla makes uninterruptible power supplies for your whole home (Powerwall)”

“@itsALLrisky @TeslaGong @mishaboar @DogecoinFdn Possibly. Bitcoin was conceived at a time of relatively low bandwidth & high latency. If both continue to improve substantially, we will reach a point when no second layer is needed.”

“@LizClaman @Tesla 420”

“@teslaownersSV The @Tesla team is great”

“@SherylCrow @Tesla Totally agree. Tesla phone app should have all controls that car center screen has, so your phone can serve as a complete backup.”

“@alex_avoigt What matters is that the cycle time of the overall production process can get to ~10 seconds and there is a path to cars coming off the line every 5 seconds. I posted about Tesla taking this new path based on physics first principles long ago. Btw, anyone is welcome to copy”

“@teslaownersSV @spideycyp_155 @TheTexanNews @MayraFlores2022 What gave it away? Haha”

“@CernBasher @TeslaBoomerMama @TeslaLarry There is no reason to cut corners”

“@teslaownersSV And the Moon”

“@TeslaOwnersUK FSD Beta should be available in Europe for LHD this summer, RHD a few months later. These dates depend on regulatory approval.”

“@Scobleizer @Tesla @teslaownersSV 🖤 Tesla Software Engineering 🖤”

“RT @Tesla_Optimus: Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto https://t.co/l043DatPmO”