“Model S had the lowest probability of injury of any car ever tested by NHTSA, which is why ... https://t.co/9tZZJEc5wg http://electrek.co/2016/07/07/tesla-model-s-son-survive-80mph-crash-truck-images/”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@Gfilche @Tesla It still needs more work imo, but we can probably widen the beta a little next month”
“@RDAnglePhoto @SpaceX @Teslarati Yes, it does.”
“@Teslaconomics We like to put little fun Easter eggs our cars. Small, unexpected delights are part of what makes life worth living.”
“@TeslaNY @live_munro Munro rocks!”
“@Tesla With similar track wheels/tires/brakes, Model S P100D is faster”
“@tim_cook @iliketeslas Congratulations”
“Last night's Tesla Powerwall and Powerpack unveiling https://t.co/ksD8m6nCJO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKORsrlN-2k”
“@WhatsupFranks @TeslaGong Currency is already digital! Decentralized crypto is an attempt to wrest power of currency dilution (pernicious form of taxation) & capital controls from governments. That said, I sure hope the cure is better than the disease! Mars/AI are essential to passing the great filter/s.”
“RT @Tesla: Make things people love”
“@karpathy TSLA 🙌”
“@TeslaNY Jay is right”
“@intelligent_eat Yes, the purpose of AI Day is to convince great AI/software/chip talent to join Tesla”
“@Tesla Also, Blood, Gandalf the Grey & Superdraco”
“@dfchil We are going to move all info and settings to the "cloud" (aka server) so any Tesla you drive in the world automatically adjusts to you”
“@AnythingTesla @Tesla Yeah”
“@WholeMarsBlog Most people have no idea, even though there are so many FSD progress videos posted. Munro understood right away. There will be a gap before the next release, but then it will be a step change better. Tesla is solving a major real-world AI problem.”
“@teslaownersSV 🤣”
“@teslaownersSV @LucidMotors @Rivian @klwtts If they cut their opex & cogs dramatically, then they have a chance, but that hasn’t happened yet”
“@WholeMarsBlog Those are the biggest factors. ~80% of Tesla’s value will be Optimus.”
“@WholeMarsBlog It was a mistake to try to use the Elise. In the end, only ~5% of the Elise parts ended up being used. Tesla Roadster is a totally different car.”
“@BasedBeffJezos @Tesla_Optimus Already does”
“@teslaownersSV @PPathole @Gfilche @MadeInTheUSANJ The Democrat vs Republican tribalism among otherwise intelligent people is most distressing. Demonizing everyone who would vote for an alternate party is not constructive.”
“@truth_tesla @veespike @HillaryClinton @Twitter Whether other senior campaign managers were aware or not is a separate question. What is *not* in question is that Sussmann charged the Clinton Campaign for his Russia hoax meeting with the FBI. Source document: https://t.co/61C8L9isIU https://www.justice.gov/sco/press-release/file/1433511/download”
“@Teslaconomics Koreans are often a step ahead in appreciating new technology”
“@teslaownersSV @Blizzard_Ent Diablo I & II were excellent. Didn’t love Diablo III, but IV is great.”
“@WholeMarsBlog @ConsumerReports Tesla is half a decade ahead or more”
“@DirtyTesLa @Tesla Roundabouts will get great soon”
“@TeslaFruit Thanks Sandy!”
“@sashayanshin If I were another car company, I would license FSD”
“@DirtyTesLa The safety driver is just there for the first few months to be extra safe. Should be no safety driver by end of year.”
“@AIDRIVR @Tesla_AI 14.2 for widespread use”
“@RenataKonkoly @WR4NYGov It’s great that they’ve changed their tune these days, but the truth is that GM tried damn hard to kill the electric car! If not for competitive pressure from Tesla, they would be doing nothing. https://t.co/BAa6mXvbrZ https://watchdocumentaries.com/who-killed-the-electric-car/”
“@DirtyTesLa Maybe I can squeeze it in tomorrow night”
“@teslaownersSV @Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 About five full stacks”
“@PPathole @Teslarati Exactly”
“@TeslaBoomerPapa Let’s assume for a minute that I am on drugs (I definitely am not): This sad case is saying that I’m kicking his ass while wasted 🤣🤣”
“@flcnhvy @Tesla Giga New York will reopen for ventilator production as soon as humanly possible. We will do anything in our power to help the citizens of New York.”
“Just want to say thanks to customers & investors that took a chance on Tesla through the long, dark night. We wouldn't be here without you.”
“@teslaownersSV An SUV that is faster than a Formula 1 race car https://t.co/43YJpFDGpf”
“@WholeMarsBlog @SawyerMerritt @Tesla He doesn’t get enough negative feedback. This platform is great for that :).”
“@yoyovinzi Would love to be in India. Some challenging government regulations, unfortunately. Deepak Ahuja, our CFO, is from India. Tesla will be there as soon as he believes we should.”
“@ray4tesla Did my best to warn people that LiDAR isn’t optimal for cars. Roads are designed for biological neural nets & eyes, so digital neural nets & cameras will work best. I say this even though Dragon uses LiDAR for docking with Station, so I don’t intrinsically hate that technology.”
“@Teslarati No surprise”
“@teslaownersSV @TaiwanSemi_TSC @Samsung Optimus and our supercomputer clusters. AI4 is enough to achieve much better than human safety for FSD.”
“@cleantechnica Tesla should really be thought of as roughly a dozen technology startups, many of which have little to no correlation with traditional automotive companies”
“@thirdrowtesla This number won’t leave me alone! 🤣🤣”
“@_opencv_ It’s all part of broader vision/strategy 😂 Starship 10 is launching on Sunday. Grok 5 begins training next month. Tesla Autopilot V14 also next month. Long-term strategy is compelling.”
“@SamTalksTesla Your comment above: “Who in their right mind would buy an ICE after 2025 knowing its residual value will be zilch? Legacy auto: go EV or go BUST!” is super important for car buyers. Residual values for gas/diesel cars will plummet in coming years.”
“@Tesmanian_com Award accepted on behalf of the great people at Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink & Boring Co”
