“@flcnhvy Tesla is responsible for 2/3 of all the personal & professional pain in my life combined. But it was worth it.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 It was built & paid for at my request. Hunter & team did great work.”
“@Teslarati @SpaceX @RDAnglePhoto I love these shots”
“@tmornini @Tesla No, we’re already recycling them”
“@wintonARK The day FSD goes to wide release will be one of the biggest asset value increases in history”
“Tesla will soon have over a million connected vehicles worldwide with sensors & compute needed for full self-driving, which is orders of magnitude more than everyone else combined, giving you the best possible dataset to work with”
“@NYCHealthSystem @Tesla Happy we could be helpful! More available if needed.”
“@SamTalksTesla Sometimes, that’s how I feel too!”
“@techAU Arguably, v11.4 should be v12.0, as there are so many major improvements. v12 is reserved for when FSD is end-to-end AI, from images in to steering, brakes & acceleration out.”
“Stamping Model 3 Body Panels (real-time) https://t.co/hhNFW8VUEE https://www.instagram.com/p/BaInXGBg9G7/”
“@TesLatino @thirdrowtesla Nice color”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Cathie is awesome, interviewer less so”
“@TeslaGong @madan3 If Tesla is able to succeed with imported vehicles, then a factory in India is quite likely.”
“@teslaownersSV @heydave7 😀”
“@austinhinson_ @Tesla Note, I am putting a lot of time personally into advancing Tesla service to make it awesome. Hopefully, this is starting to be felt by Tesla owners.”
“@TeslaHype @WholeMarsBlog Yeah, the character assassination attacks have reached a new level this year, but the articles are all nothing-burgers. I work crazy hours, so there just isn’t much time for shenanigans. None of the key people involved in these alleged wrongdoings were even interviewed!”
“@Teslarati Strong candidate to win most counter-intuitive product of the year!”
“@teslaownersSV @tobyliiiiiiiiii Game on”
“@IheartTesla @alex_avoigt @mike_zimon @WholeMarsBlog döner kebab”
“@RanNatanzon @Tesla @Cortica This is completely false. Never even heard of Cortica. Just taking my kids on a Spring Break trip to see ancient historical sites in Israel & Jordan.”
“@teslaownersSV At risk of stating the obvious”
“@Rainmaker1973 Illustrates why Tesla sales will soon exceed mass of universe”
“@quantumVerd @Twitter @Tesla obv”
“@MarioNawfal Optimus 3 is walking around, but needs some finishing touches before it’s ready to be shown”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX “It will be like this, but bigger””
“RT @LauraLoomer: I don’t have a Tesla. I just found out while talking to my friend who has multiple Teslas that Teslas have something calle…”
“@justwidle2 @Tesla Don’t buy our car if that’s a problem. People should be free to live their lives where their heart takes them ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤💖🌈”
“@teslaownersSV And Beta 10 is a step change improvement from what you have!”
“@scottwww @Tesla Pace of innovation is all that matters in the long run”
“@Tesla I’m excited to work with Silver Lake and Goldman Sachs as financial advisors, plus Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz and Munger, Tolles & Olson as legal advisors, on the proposal to take Tesla private”
“@teslaownersSV Starting production on 7 seater next month, initial deliveries early December”
“@tesla_raj People do not yet understand how valuable an autonomous vehicle will be”
“@teslaownersSV Production, supply chain & logistics are so hard!”
“Tesla piece on the physics of car safety coming soon for those interested in technical details”
“@teslaownersSV It’s a bigger risk than AI, so I’d put it at #1. If these trends continue, humanity will cease to exist.”
“@WholeMarsBlog Three significant improvements to FSD will roll out roughly every two weeks. Should be really shining bright by late April or early May.”
“@Tesla In talking to our public investors, most were supportive of optimizing for long-term value creation over quarterly earnings. This was also a factor in remaining public.”
“@stillgray @teslaownersSV @WholeMarsBlog Absolutely”
“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey I’d recommend they get their first plant working. It’s insanely difficult to reach volume production at affordable unit cost.”
“@CatherinScience I must admit to being congenitally optimistic (SpaceX & Tesla wouldn’t exist otherwise), but I think 5 years is possible and 10 years is highly likely”
“@korihale @Tesla @CultureBanx @Forbes We use less than 3% cobalt in our batteries & will use none in next gen”
“@TeslaHype 🔥🔥”
“@TeslaNY @Tesla Good technical analysis”
“@Ghost_TeslaPhx @28delayslater @CrewTesla @jrosinski97 @marc_benton @ray4tesla Not impossible”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Seriously!!??”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge In class action lawsuits, the actual plaintiff is always the class action law firm. They just find someone willing to serve as a puppet to “represent the class”.”
“@teslaownersSV You can tell immediately that someone is a massive liar if they’re claiming I’m on drugs, as I am one of the most photographed people on Earth and am in meetings with a wide array of people 7 days a week! Moreover, I was randomly drug tested for ~3 years after one semi-puff on”
“@DogecoinRise @TeslaGong Es wurde mir in deutschland gegeben”
“@teslaownersSV We’ll widen V11 beta before Thanksgiving”
“@AustinTeslaClub To be precise, completely & immediately reusable orbital rockets are the fundamental breakthrough needed to make life multiplanetary”
