“Optimus [@Tesla_Optimus] Vote your Tesla shares”
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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Thanks for subscribing! [@teslaownersSV] “I'd like to thank everyone who's a paid subscriber on 𝕏 – It's really important because otherwise, we're totally beholden to the advertisers.” Elon Musk )”
“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Fasting”
“FSD Beta 10.2 rolls out Friday midnight to ~1000 owners with perfect 100/100 safety scores. Rollouts will hold for several days after that to see how it goes. If that looks good, beta will gradually begin rolling out to 99 scores & below.”
“@DrKnowItAll16 @Tesla Penalized for making our SUV too mass-efficient? That is bizarre.”
“That’s what she said [@Tesla] After testing >200 vehicles, Edmunds says new Model Y is the best”
“😂 [@veggie_eric] tesla kart 🚀 how is Grok Imagine free”
“Tesla Plaid S cruising around Austin with volume at 11 is sublime”
“Aiming for extreme precision with next gen Model Y – microns, not millimeters”
“Grok it [@teslaownersSV] Grok 3 is the new Google Search. I’ve started telling people to just Grok it.)”
“But definitely looking to increase our human talent advantage, so please apply at @xAI, as well as @Tesla and @X”
“@cb_doge @mayemusk @Tesla I was just reviewing the production beta Cybertruck. It is incredible.”
“Exactly [@SawyerMerritt] 1: A Model 3 (an EV) weighs the same as a BMW 3 series (a gas car). 2: You almost never need to use your brakes on an EV due to regen braking. 3: Batteries can be recycled. Gasoline can't.”
“Maybe Tesla should make this [@unkonfined] @KettlebellDan A Cybertruck merged with a passenger plane flying through a futuristic post apocalyptic world run by robots 📐🤖”
“Just had a great design review today with the Tesla AI5 chip design team! This is going to be an epic chip. And AI6 to follow has a shot at being the best by AI chip by far. Switching from doing 2 chip architectures to 1 means all our silicon talent is focused on making 1”
“True [@JessePeltan] You can lease a Tesla for less than the fuel and maintenance on a gas vehicle.”
“Payload will be my midnight cherry Tesla Roadster playing Space Oddity. Destination is Mars orbit. Will be in deep space for a billion years or so if it doesn’t blow up on ascent.”
“This is my concern re Tesla voting control. Money doesn’t matter if powerful technology goes awry.”
“@Teslarati https://t.co/kogvN4rMJ8”
“Fallout Shelter is on your Tesla. Tap the Entertainment button.”
“Tesla has by far the best real-world AI”
“😂 [@merikuh] @KatieMiller Grok would never do such a thing, it keeps telling me to have kids and buy a Tesla.”
“Sentient machines [@AIDRIVR] @battleangelviv I was using FSD leaving San Francisco when the power outage froze the Waymos my family was with me telling me the navigation was wrong and made no sense, turns out it was avoiding all the blocked intersections”
“Be careful what you wish for [@Tesla_Optimus] @niccruzpatane Are you sure about that)”
“@RRRMovie @Teslalightshows @Tesla ♥️♥️”
“Try it out! [@TeslaAUNZ] FSD Supervised is now available in Australia and New Zealand”
“Exactly [@LibertyLockPod] how it works: Elon attacks the swamp so the swamp attacks him. The swamp activates the media The media activates the public The Tesla street vandals are so stupid that they now really believe the absurd lie that Elon gave a nazi salute But why do they believe this? Because the”
“Try it by downloading the Grok app! Use speech to guide creative image flow and then tap on any image you like to turn it into a video in 15 seconds. [@teslaownersSV] Grok imagine is by far the best and quickest video AI I’ve experienced yet”
“@GerberKawasaki Tesla is executing better than ever! We don’t control the Federal Reserve. That is the real problem here.”
“Tesla Model S now first ever electric vehicle to receive EPA range rating above 400 miles! https://t.co/EOTwVfvHS5 https://www.tesla.com/blog/model-s-long-range-plus-building-first-400-mile-electric-vehicle”
“Trial program for opening Tesla Superchargers to other EVs has begun”
“Exactly [@WholeMarsBlog] "Elon only has to get Tesla's market cap up to $2 trillion to secure the first tranche! That's way too easy!" Actually, even getting to a $2 trillion market cap (sustained over 6 months) is not enough. Tesla must also meet a corresponding operational milestone, like $50 billion”
“@Teslaconomics The insufferable, special needs chimp currently running Ryan Air is an accountant. Has no idea how airplanes even fly.”
“This actually works! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised enables your Tesla to drive you to your destination, find a free spot & park itself All on its own”
“Scouting locations for Cybertruck Gigafactory. Will be central USA.”
“Yes [@SawyerMerritt] The $50k dual-motor AWD 300-mile Cybertruck trim unveiled in 2019 is equivalent to $63k today with inflation, so this new $60k 325-mile dual-motor AWD trim is a good value. It delivers on what people want: good range, fair pricing, bed outlets, a motorized tonneau cover, solid”
“For now [@APompliano] This is an insane chart. $TSLA (H/t @alojoh)”
“@MonicaLewinsky Try a Tesla & you’re welcome to give it back if you decide you prefer a Subaru”
“Tesla FSD price rising to $12k on Jan 17”
“Cool [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING 🚨 𝕏 is now the #1 app in News & Magazines in Canada. Real voices. Real-time updates. No filters.”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] Starship was the first ever fully designed rocket to get us to Mars. It’ll be the vehicle to get it done. Grok imagine made this come to life.”
“Model Y unveil event on March 14 at LA Design Studio”
“@cb_doge @Tesla @mayemusk Wow, lot has happened in 13 years”
“Car talk with Tesla”
“Grok hits #1 in Thailand 🇹🇭 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok is #1 in Thailand 🇹🇭 (#1 overall on App Store)”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Great work by Tesla Team!”
“Cool 🇬🇧 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 News App on the UK App Store 🇬🇧 People across the UK are turning to real-time, unfiltered news—direct from the source. When trust matters, the platform speaks for itself.”
“What’s actually amazing about this accident is that a Model S hit a fire truck at 60mph and the driver only broke an ankle. An impact at that speed usually results in severe injury or death.”
“♥️♥️ Tesla China Team ♥️♥️ Such amazing progress!!”
“Consider joining the @Tesla_AI team to build the best real-world AI”
