“@DirtyTesLa We are gradually reducing it, proportionate to improved safety”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@JamesClayton5 @markgurman @tim_cook Cook & I have never spoken or written to each other ever. There was a point where I requested to meet with Cook to talk about Apple buying Tesla. There were no conditions of acquisition proposed whatsoever. He refused to meet. Tesla was worth about 6% of today’s value.”
“@Scobleizer @Tesla @Waymo The streets will change very rapidly. Autonomous cars will be very common throughout the world in 2 to 3 years.”
“@DJjodes Would love to make a Tesla supertruck with crazy torque, dynamic air suspension and corners like its on rails. That'd be sweet...”
“@amitisinvesting It doesn’t make sense for Tesla to divide its resources and scale two quite different AI chip designs. The Tesla AI5, AI6 and subsequent chips will be excellent for inference and at least pretty good for training. All effort is focused on that.”
“@jamesdouma @LangleyDonovan Nvidia is providing helpful tools to the automotive industry, but the automotive industry is doing very little on their own By the end of this year, Tesla will have spent ~$10B cumulatively just on Nvidia hardware for training. We combine that with our own AI4 chips for… https://t.co/xqIbPDO8s0 https://x.com/i/web/status/2008679154598969430”
“@SenWarren @Tesla @SECGov Not you again 😮💨”
“@cb_doge Optimus V3 is amazing”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Might actually happen”
“RT @amuse: SCRIPTED: Paid protesters at Tesla Takedown events are given scripts by the Soros-backed organizers. https://t.co/uOUR9mR6cs”
“@Kristennetten @boringcompany @Tesla We simplified this a lot. It’s basically just Teslas in tunnels at this point, which is way more profound than it sounds.”
“@teslaownersSV Yup”
“@WholeMarsBlog The build I’m driving right now is almost there. FSD 10 will blow your mind.”
“@BrianRoemmele Slightly different versions of the Tesla AI5 chip will be made at TSMC and Samsung simply because they translate designs to physical form differently, but the goal is that our AI software works identically. We will have samples and maybe a small number of units in 2026, but high”
“@Teslaconomics Depending on context of surrounding traffic, yes”
“@Teslaconomics If this doesn’t convey gravitas, nothing does!”
“@Teslaconomics @Tesla_AI Best was working with such a great team of AI hardware & software engineers! It was more fun than going to parties on Saturdays by far. Least awesome was that we had to make several design concessions to move fast, but were able to finish tapeout 45 days ahead of schedule. AI6”
“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla Tesla is working hard to provide more Megapacks for grid stabilization”
“@teslaownersSV Completely false”
“@Teslarati Amazing results by @Panasonic at Tesla Gigafactory Nevada! Very much appreciate extreme hard work it took to achieve this result. Together with Pana Japan cell plants, Tesla/Pana partnership is producing ~60% of global EV battery output!”
“@teslaownersSV Haha true”
“@lifebykateb @Tesla @itsCrippleback Updating …”
“@farzyness Anyone who vandalizes a Tesla will have a criminal record. Go ahead, make my day …”
“@DragTimes @Tesla Nice”
“@PPathole @Tesla That was a crazy tough year. Tesla financing closed at 6pm Christmas Eve – last hour of the last day possible. Payroll would otherwise have bounced two days after Christmas.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Caption this https://t.co/Gmz0hXTtm3”
“@teslaownersSV Bitterness leads to bad decisions”
“@teslaownersSV Unfortunately, there is just no way to make a motorcycle safe. Motorcyclist deaths per mile are ~29 times higher than car occupants. https://t.co/zu5HAzNFhe https://www.nhtsa.gov/road-safety/motorcycles”
“@thirdrowtesla Fine by me”
“Would like to clarify that Tesla is working exclusively with Panasonic for Model 3 cells. News articles claiming otherwise are incorrect.”
“@marcelzimmer @parth_dhawale @Tesla The way it should be!”
“@teslaownersSV @SawyerMerritt 👀”
“@TFM312 @Tesla Glad you’re ok!”
“@AusTeslaOwners You’re right, will fix”
“@SamTalksTesla That’s me! Haha”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla Whoa cool 😀”
“@RationalEtienne @OwenSparks_ @Tesla With our giant casting machines, we are literally trying to make full-size cars in the same way that toy cars are made”
“@Teslaconomics We put a lot of effort into this”
“@ZainS180 @VikingRocket @WholeMarsBlog Cybertruck will reach far into a post-apocalyptic future & bring that technology to now”
“@OyunerdeneMN @Tesla It was an honor to speak”
“@ajtourville @Tesla Tesla Automation (Deutschland) built a specialized machine to wrap the rotor with carbon fiber at precise tension. If too low, it would come loose at low temp, due to CTE differences. If too high, it would snap at high temp & rpm.”
“@Teslaconomics Fate 🖤 Irony”
“Tesla finishes last in being salesy! Good. Also, I can't believe there is a real Pied Piper. https://t.co/9Zzijxxyy4 http://electrek.co/2016/07/11/tesla-finishes-last-mystery-shoppers-study-staff-like-museum-curators/”
“@28delayslater @thirdrowtesla First Medtronic units from Tesla getting installed in NY metro area. These are for worst case situations. https://t.co/xyFRZwv1M7”
“@Yuchenj_UW Andrej’s understanding is dated at this point. Tesla AI software has advanced vastly beyond what it was when he left. The intelligence density per GB of Tesla AI is at least an order of magnitude better than anything else out there.”
“@p_ferragu Looking into this. No question that FSD should be viewed as reasonably valuable when doing a trade-in.”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge It is an electronics/mechanical/software engineering problem for the Neuralink device that is similar in complexity level to smart watches (which are not easy!), plus the surgical robot, which is comparable to state-of-the art CNC machines. No need for AI/ NN/ML quite yet.”
“@TeslaBoomerMama 💯 The Tesla factory, especially our next gen Cybercab line, is the product. That, autonomy and Optimus, are what matter.”
“@PiyushGoyal @Tesla It was an honor to have you visit Tesla! My apologies for not being able to travel to California today, but I look forward to meeting at a future date.”
“@truth_tesla It will hopefully achieve sustained cycle time of 45 seconds. At 75% uptime over an average week, that’s ~10k/week if run 24/7.”
