The tweet archive.

“Recruiting ace engineers for Giga Berlin! Will interview in person tomorrow on site. Send resume to 25Guns@Tesla.com.”

“If you bombard Earth with enough photons, eventually it emits a Tesla (AK)”

“@vkhosla @Tesla @SpaceX @X Vinod, you’re not just such a pompous asshole that you tried to stop the public from using a public beach near your house, you’ve also gone full retard. My partner, Shivon, is half Indian and my eldest son with her is named in honor of the great Indian physicist Chandrasekhar.”

“🇺🇸 [@TeslaLarry] http://x.com/i/article/1988631857592750080”

“Take a long trip in a Tesla and everything just works”

“Optimus will be the Von Neumann probe”

“How to vote your Tesla shares”

“Tesla generative video from last year https://t.co/s5ZodFigYe”

“If you want to know what’s really safe or what’s not, just try buying insurance for it [@XFreeze] Tesla's Full Self-Driving (FSD) is currently ~9x safer than the average human driver Because of this massive safety advantage, auto insurance providers like Lemonade are now offering Tesla owners up to a 50% discount on their per-mile premiums when FSD is engaged Choosing Tesla”

“New Tesla Summon will 🧨 ur 🧠”

“The Tesla cars operating in The Boring Company tunnels under Las Vegas will be driverless in a month or two [@boringcompany] Initial Full Self-Driving tests in Vegas Loop from the Las Vegas Convention Center to the Encore Resort. Thanks to @Tesla @LVCVA @WynnLasVegas for being great partners.”

“How to vote your Tesla shares”

“Tesla holiday software release is 🔥🔥”

“Great work by Tesla Team!”

“Best deal in America for a Tesla”

“Great work by the Tesla team!”

“Cool [@OwenSparks_] Wow. This guy owns so many cars he leases a warehouse just to store them, yet his favorite is the Tesla @cybertruck he just picked up 3 weeks ago. Story shared from Theodore Denney III on FB: "I own a LOT of cars: including Ferraris (x2), Mercedes, BMW, a very rare C7 ZR1,…”

“Optimus [@Tesla_Optimus] Vote your Tesla shares”

“@TeslaSynopsis Money allocation is the easiest part of my job – essentially trivial. If money could solve problems, the government would be accomplishing wonders.”

“🔫🛡️ [@teslaownersSV] 😱 Tesla Chief Designer Franz von Holzhausen @woodhaus2 is INSIDE the @Tesla Cybertruck during live gunfire… His priceless reaction when the return fire SLAMS into the @ArmoredCG glass is absolutely EVERYTHING 😂💥 @TaranTactical went full send. Watch till the end 👀”

“FSD Beta 10.2 rolls out Friday midnight to ~1000 owners with perfect 100/100 safety scores. Rollouts will hold for several days after that to see how it goes. If that looks good, beta will gradually begin rolling out to 99 scores & below.”

“It really is [@AutismCapital] 🚨ELON MUSK: "The radical left say that we're stealing social security. First of all, I don't need the money. In fact, it's costing me a lot to be in this job. You had Tim Walz dancing on stage showing a chart of Tesla stock, which is an awful thing to do. What they're trying to”

“@DrKnowItAll16 @Tesla Penalized for making our SUV too mass-efficient? That is bizarre.”

“Tesla holiday software release being tested with internal owners today. Broader rollout starts tomorrow evening.”

“That’s an old pic. Starship will get longer. [@teslaownersSV] The scale of the Starship is insane and 🤯🤯🤯”

“Yeah [@muskosophy] Elon Musk on how Tesla and SpaceX have helped their competitors: “Nothing any of my companies have done has been to stifle competition. In fact, we've done the opposite. At Tesla, we have open-sourced our patents. Anyone can use our patents for free. How many companies do you… https://x.com/i/web/status/2021495748894883890”

“𝕏 is the top source of news on Earth! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the UK”

“@cb_doge @mayemusk @Tesla I was just reviewing the production beta Cybertruck. It is incredible.”

“Order at https://t.co/byFVU5nF9W https://www.tesla.com/solarroof”

“@SRuhle Everyone at Tesla receives stock. My comp is all stock/options, which I do not take off the table. That’s what you’re missing.”

“Maybe Tesla should make this [@unkonfined] @KettlebellDan A Cybertruck merged with a passenger plane flying through a futuristic post apocalyptic world run by robots 📐🤖”

“So Senator Richard Blumenthal, aka “Dick”, really wants to meet “Big Balls”!! This is too good 🤣🤣 [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 SEN BLUMENTHAL DEMANDS ANSWERS ON TESLA CYBERTRUCK PURCHASE Sen. Richard Blumenthal is pressing Secretary of State Marco Rubio over reports that the State Department plans to spend $400M on armored Tesla Cybertrucks for diplomats. He’s demanding records on Elon’s… )”

“@TeslaHype The timing of this couldn’t be worse”

“Payload will be my midnight cherry Tesla Roadster playing Space Oddity. Destination is Mars orbit. Will be in deep space for a billion years or so if it doesn’t blow up on ascent.”

“This is my concern re Tesla voting control. Money doesn’t matter if powerful technology goes awry.”

“@Teslarati https://t.co/kogvN4rMJ8”

“Thanks @CathieDWood ❤️ [@teslaownersSV] "I think Elon Musk’s the Thomas Edison of our age. I think he's a very good person. He wants to do the right thing, if I had to say one thing, he wants to do the right thing, to transform the lot of most of humanity."”

“Top source of news in America [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the USA.”

“Be careful what you wish for [@Tesla_Optimus] @niccruzpatane Are you sure about that)”

“@RRRMovie @Teslalightshows @Tesla ♥️♥️”

“Exactly [@LibertyLockPod] how it works: Elon attacks the swamp so the swamp attacks him. The swamp activates the media The media activates the public The Tesla street vandals are so stupid that they now really believe the absurd lie that Elon gave a nazi salute But why do they believe this? Because the”

“@GerberKawasaki Tesla is executing better than ever! We don’t control the Federal Reserve. That is the real problem here.”

“Trial program for opening Tesla Superchargers to other EVs has begun”

“Important re timing of vehicle delivery [@tesla_na] $7,500 Federal Tax Credit ends Sept 30 You’ll need to take delivery – not just place an order – by that date to make use of the credit before it’s gone”

“This actually works! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised enables your Tesla to drive you to your destination, find a free spot & park itself All on its own”

“Scouting locations for Cybertruck Gigafactory. Will be central USA.”

“For now [@APompliano] This is an insane chart. $TSLA (H/t @alojoh)”

“@MonicaLewinsky Try a Tesla & you’re welcome to give it back if you decide you prefer a Subaru”

“Want to play The Witcher game on your Tesla? (you can already watch the show on Tesla Netflix theater)”

“Tesla FSD price rising to $12k on Jan 17”