“@teslaownersSV The kind words are appreciated”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“To reiterate, the legacy news headlines are false. This fire has nothing to do with Tesla and our Megapacks are operating well.”
“Great work by the Tesla futuristic diner team! [@tesla_na] Tesla Diner is tasty, locally sourced food + good vibes + entertainment All while Supercharging”
“Tesla Semi truck unveil set for September. Team has done an amazing job. Seriously next level.”
“@GAINNowAmerica Not having a massive short position against Tesla would be a step in the right direction!”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX The real tragedy is that tie I’m wearing!”
“Grok [@teslaownersSV] 🚀 BREAKING Grok 4.1 – Dominating the Frontier! 🚀 🥇 #1 on LMArena Text Arena (Thinking mode: 1483 Elo) 🥇 #1 in Emotional Intelligence (EQ-Bench v3) 🥇 #1 in Creative Writing (v3 benchmark) 🥇 #1 in Agentic Tool Use (τ²-Bench) The most human-like, reliable, and capable AI yet.… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002956548625084455”
“Tesla vs other electric car companies https://t.co/KRXmRHEdcl”
“@Tesla Manufactured in California!”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Tesla will continue to use outside litigators, but it’s important to build a powerful litigation team internally, so that we’re not always on the defensive. We’ll also go after the Wall St short-sellers, certain law firms & (sometimes) corrupt regulators who are the true evil.”
“Tesla in @boringcompany tunnel with retractable wheel gear that turns a car into a rail-guided train & back again https://t.co/3a6i0NoSmi”
“Cool [@Teslarati] 🚨 I asked @grok Imagine to show me a Tesla Roadster floating over potholes”
“@Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 Plot twist!”
“Cool [@vladtenev] We've built a really nice in-app experience for the upcoming TSLA shareholder vote. Check it out!”
“FSD Beta 10 rolls out midnight Friday next week”
“Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 🥇 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 🚨 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 X is taking over, one country at a time.”
“@DriveTeslaca * attempt to launch in March. Success is far from certain, but excitement is guaranteed.”
“😢 [@Tesla_Optimus] @WholeMarsBlog It’s always “When Optimus”, never “How is Optimus”)”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Super talented team at SpaceX”
“@mcuban Ok, I will ask Tesla & SpaceX to inquire further”
“@michaeljburry You will get it back, even though you shorted Tesla, you bastard 🤣”
“Tesla does not advertise or pay for endorsements. Instead, we use that money to make the product great.”
“@WallStreetMav Those who financed the attacks against Tesla will go to prison”
“Reminder that Tesla Full Self-Driving (FSD) price goes up by $1k on July 1st”
“@teslaownersSV AOC pretends to have brain and it’s not working”
“@jhall Tesla aspires to be as helpful as possible to other car companies. We made all our patents freely available several years ago. Now, we are enabling other companies to use our Supercharger network. Also happy to license Autopilot/FSD or other Tesla technology.”
“Tesla self-driving handles Dutch roundabouts well [@teslaeurope] FSD Supervised handles Dutch turbo roundabout”
“@xDaily Back to spending 24/7 at work and sleeping in conference/server/factory rooms. I must be super focused on 𝕏/xAI and Tesla (plus Starship launch next week), as we have critical technologies rolling out. As evidenced by the 𝕏 uptime issues this week, major operational”
“Some Tesla news”
“@teslaownersSV Although, if it were any team, it would be Man U. They were my fav team as a kid.”
“Congrats Tesla Powerwall team! [@teslaenergy] 1M Powerwalls installed worldwide🔋”
“@MosheShekhter @Tesla Looking into it”
“@DriveTeslaca Sigh”
“Tesla FSD is now almost entirely AI”
“@teslaownersSV Wow, thank you for the kind words @reedhastings”
“Try Tesla self-driving cars. They’re incredible! [@tesla_na] Tesla on FSD Supervised drives itself through Manhattan Any Tesla you can buy today can do this”
“Come work at the biggest & most advanced factory on Earth! Located by a river near the beautiful Sierra Nevada mountains with wild horses roaming free. https://t.co/Nimv3BvQXI https://x.com/tesla/status/948381391686742016”
“You can sense the sentience maturing [@DrJimFan] I was very late to own a Tesla but among the earliest to try out FSD v14. It's perhaps the first time I experience an AI that passes the Physical Turing Test: after a long day at work, you press a button, lay back, and couldn't tell if a neural net or a human drove you home.… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003593613918531891”
“@teslaownersSV Some duct tape & superglue will fix this right up!”
“Cybertruck unveil Thursday night https://t.co/AHBxaubdhO”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] If you are on 𝕏, please like, comment and repost content. Don’t just lurk. Contribute to this amazing platform.”
“Few people know that we started Tesla when GM forcibly recalled all electric cars from customers in 2003 & then crushed them in a junkyard”
“FSD beta rollout happening tonight. Will be extremely slow & cautious, as it should.”
“Cool [@chazman] I just finished my first 25 minute drive in the @cybertruck with @grok. I have to say storyteller mode is just verbose enough to learn some lessons. Learn some history or get some depth on a subject. For example, I used this drive as an opportunity to learn a little bit more”
“Model S just set record for fastest 4 door ever at Laguna Seca, video tmrw”
“Tesla [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 Tesla just smoked everyone in JD Power’s 2026 EV Owner Satisfaction survey. Model 3 took number 1 with an 804 score, Model Y grabbed #2 at 797. They crushed the BMWs and left the rest in the dust. Superchargers are also pushing public charging satisfaction to all-time”
“Share posts with friends so they know what’s going on! [@teslaownersSV] Share 𝕏 links with family and friends The only trusted source for real news”
“Tesla Model S Plaid Speed (Spaceballs reference for beyond ludicrous speed) does 0 to 60 mph in 2 seconds, despite being a four door sedan with a large trunk!”
“Cybertruck wraps are awesome 😎 [@farzyness] I wrapped my Cybertruck, and I'm in love. Thank you @teslabros !!!”
“Doing LA to SF road trip in Model S with all 5 kids & Talulah. Supercharger finished charging b4 we finished our burgers!”
