The tweet archive.

“@LifeofMikej @TeslaOwnersBC @DriveTeslaca @Tesla @Teslarati There are many small joys as you explore the car & more to come via software updates”

“@chazman @Tesla @Starlink @cybertruck Yes, Cybertruck FSD releases with 12.5, which also finally merges the city and highway code.”

“@teslaownersSV Sunday/Monday”

“@Astro_Elliott @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Aiming to have hot gas thrusters on booster for first orbital flight”

“RT @Tesla: Shoutout to our owners, especially those who've recently bought a Tesla, as well as our supporters & advocates. You rock :)”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Haha”

“@DMC_Ryan @C_R_H_M @Tesla Cybertruck doesn’t need a garage”

“@teslaownersSV That’s Optimus 2.5. Optimus 3 will have agility roughly equal to an agile human.”

“@stevenmarkryan Tesla will support FSD licensing by other manufacturers”

“@alex_avoigt @Porsche The Tesla Plaid Model S is incredible”

“@teslaownersSV Yup”

“@Teslaconomics Yeah”

“@techAU We’re working on accelerating RHD Model Y production. Didn’t expect demand to be so high!”

“@DriveTeslaca @Tesla Fixing this is a high priority”

“@Teslarati No larger pack Model 3 is in development”

“@PeterSweden7 Then the battery packs of the busses are too small. Teslas can operate well even above the Arctic Circle. Also, busses will not be needed when Tesla rolls out unsupervised full self-driving, as they will take people point to point for a similar cost to a bus ticket.”

“Aiming to finish initial construction this summer, start Model 3 production end of year & reach high volume production next year”

“@Jason Thanks Jason! Super proud to work with such great teams at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink and Boring!!”

“@Gfilche @Tesla Tesla comms is fixing. That was a mistake.”

“@TeslaGong @wintonARK Bitcoin hashing (aka mining) energy usage is starting to exceed that of medium-sized countries. Almost impossible for small hashers to succeed without those massive economies of scale.”

“@TeslaSynopsis With caffeine during the day, without caffeine late at night”

“@DirtyTesLa We are gradually reducing it, proportionate to improved safety”

“@JamesClayton5 @markgurman @tim_cook Cook & I have never spoken or written to each other ever. There was a point where I requested to meet with Cook to talk about Apple buying Tesla. There were no conditions of acquisition proposed whatsoever. He refused to meet. Tesla was worth about 6% of today’s value.”

“@Scobleizer @Tesla @Waymo The streets will change very rapidly. Autonomous cars will be very common throughout the world in 2 to 3 years.”

“@DJjodes Would love to make a Tesla supertruck with crazy torque, dynamic air suspension and corners like its on rails. That'd be sweet...”

“@amitisinvesting It doesn’t make sense for Tesla to divide its resources and scale two quite different AI chip designs. The Tesla AI5, AI6 and subsequent chips will be excellent for inference and at least pretty good for training. All effort is focused on that.”

“@jamesdouma @LangleyDonovan Nvidia is providing helpful tools to the automotive industry, but the automotive industry is doing very little on their own By the end of this year, Tesla will have spent ~$10B cumulatively just on Nvidia hardware for training. We combine that with our own AI4 chips for… https://t.co/xqIbPDO8s0 https://x.com/i/web/status/2008679154598969430”

“@SenWarren @Tesla @SECGov Not you again 😮‍💨”

“@cb_doge Optimus V3 is amazing”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Might actually happen”

“RT @amuse: SCRIPTED: Paid protesters at Tesla Takedown events are given scripts by the Soros-backed organizers. https://t.co/uOUR9mR6cs”

“@Kristennetten @boringcompany @Tesla We simplified this a lot. It’s basically just Teslas in tunnels at this point, which is way more profound than it sounds.”

“@teslaownersSV Yup”

“@WholeMarsBlog The build I’m driving right now is almost there. FSD 10 will blow your mind.”

“@BrianRoemmele Slightly different versions of the Tesla AI5 chip will be made at TSMC and Samsung simply because they translate designs to physical form differently, but the goal is that our AI software works identically. We will have samples and maybe a small number of units in 2026, but high”

“@Teslaconomics Depending on context of surrounding traffic, yes”

“@Teslaconomics If this doesn’t convey gravitas, nothing does!”

“@Teslaconomics @Tesla_AI Best was working with such a great team of AI hardware & software engineers! It was more fun than going to parties on Saturdays by far. Least awesome was that we had to make several design concessions to move fast, but were able to finish tapeout 45 days ahead of schedule. AI6”

“@teslaownerssv It will get absurdly good. Tesla AI/Autopilot engineering is awesome! There’s some great AI out there, but can it self-drive while playing Cyberpunk … ?”

“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla Tesla is working hard to provide more Megapacks for grid stabilization”

“@teslaownersSV Completely false”

“@Teslarati Amazing results by @Panasonic at Tesla Gigafactory Nevada! Very much appreciate extreme hard work it took to achieve this result. Together with Pana Japan cell plants, Tesla/Pana partnership is producing ~60% of global EV battery output!”

“@teslaownersSV Haha true”

“@lifebykateb @Tesla @itsCrippleback Updating …”

“@farzyness Anyone who vandalizes a Tesla will have a criminal record. Go ahead, make my day …”

“@DragTimes @Tesla Nice”

“@PPathole @Tesla That was a crazy tough year. Tesla financing closed at 6pm Christmas Eve – last hour of the last day possible. Payroll would otherwise have bounced two days after Christmas.”

“RT @teslaownersSV: Caption this https://t.co/Gmz0hXTtm3”

“@teslaownersSV Bitterness leads to bad decisions”

“@teslaownersSV Unfortunately, there is just no way to make a motorcycle safe. Motorcyclist deaths per mile are ~29 times higher than car occupants. https://t.co/zu5HAzNFhe https://www.nhtsa.gov/road-safety/motorcycles”